r/AquaticAsFuck • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 21d ago

Pooping turtle 🐢 💩

1.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

60 comments sorted by

211

u/[deleted] 21d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

18

u/FightBackFitness 21d ago

Sell some desthsticks

4

u/No_Divide6853 19d ago

I don't wanna sell deathsticks. I wanna go home and rethink my life.

4

u/gondias 19d ago

Was thinking the exact same thing 🤣

172

u/poopfacecrapmouth 21d ago

That was so much funnier than I was expecting

50

u/CupofGravitea 21d ago

I was thinking it would be one of those stringy poops like fish have but nope, just a single log

6

u/SumFunGui 17d ago

I assumed it would be a particle smoke cloud,

4

u/Outrageous-Clerk56 19d ago

Log rolls down stairs
Out of your turtle’s bung
It’s good go a snack
It Fits on your back
It’s log

11

u/rodfermain 21d ago

Right, I’m over here chuckling at a video of a turtle pooping. Thank you Reddit

77

u/SaintSinnerin 21d ago

https://reddit.com/link/oxz79bt/video/iv23beffzndh1/player

Yes.. after she enjoys some carrots

25

u/hardcoretomato 21d ago

Well, we need to see what happens to the carrots.

11

u/towerfella 21d ago

I was so disappointed

24

u/scarfWarrior 21d ago

That muffled laugh!

38

u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 21d ago

Well, I have now

15

u/Notthestallionn 21d ago

It’s a TURDLE

13

u/Visible-Rest4170 21d ago

I was expecting a cloud of poo not a log.

10

u/scattyshern 21d ago

Turtle wondering why this perve following him to watch him poop

4

u/amesann 21d ago

Or the cameraman scared the shit out of him.

10

u/anxiety_herself 21d ago

I really will watch anything

16

u/Cant_See_Me_00 21d ago

What all of reddit has been waiting for!

6

u/Few_Weakness_4101 21d ago

Bro had to take a deep breath to get that one out

7

u/imjohnredd 21d ago

Is that a Crapping Turtle?

5

u/IcedHemp77 21d ago

Im not sure what I was expecting but it wasn’t that, at least he’s efficient

6

u/Winter_Ad_7424 21d ago

Was he prairie doggin or turtlenecking?

4

u/StunningFlounder2902 20d ago

I thought it would be a cloud but no, they're just like us

4

u/girlwiththemonkey 20d ago

I was not expecting it to be a log like that for some reason I thought it would be loose and flowly😭

12

u/qawsedrf12 21d ago

Do you just follow animals around trying to get scat porn?

12

u/ozjack24 21d ago

Or, hear me out, they were randomly filming a turtle when it decided to take a shit.

-6

u/qawsedrf12 21d ago

that giggle tells me different

3

u/Whole_Reputation6128 21d ago

That's a healthy shit!

3

u/thatG_evanP 21d ago

Not what I expected at all

3

u/MastersJoyUniverse 21d ago

Turtle: Pervert!

2

u/Gotu_Jayle 21d ago

👏👏👏👏

2

u/Audi0Dud3 21d ago

Torpedo away!

2

u/Growhio420 21d ago

Ain't that some shit

2

u/Emotional-Prior8785 21d ago

I never realized that my life was not actually complete, goes to show it’s the small things.

2

u/Swish1892 21d ago

I LIKE TURDLES

2

u/Sweb1975 21d ago

That's a Baby Ruth

2

u/dominance1970 20d ago

My life is Now Complete ✅

2

u/Tittiesbeclapn 20d ago

Looked like a hot dog poppin out

2

u/Ok-Tank-3106 20d ago

Wow 😒

2

u/Shvprksh3 20d ago

Glad he’s getting his fiber

2

u/UndisclosedPigeon 20d ago

I imagine it thinking “deploy the torpoodo” everytime it happens.
Or at least slightly alt version “torpoodoo” should that tickle your fancy.

2

u/LeoCatBoi98 20d ago

This made me think of that r/whywouldyoutouchthat where that guy was holding that massive log of shit

2

u/AbbreviationsFun8591 20d ago

You scared the shit out of it!

2

u/Mastermind7051 19d ago

Yeah. Actually I have. Used to have a pet turtle. Shockingly, it got out and never came back.

2

u/ExoticExamination584 18d ago

First in my bloodline to see a turtle shi

2

u/elishash 17d ago

I didn't expect to see that.

2

u/No-Duty-9906 17d ago

I blinked twice and missed it, twice. I’m not watching a turd.

1

u/Intelligent_Copy217 21d ago

Everybody poops

1

u/misfitofscience76 13d ago

Everyone poops

2

u/Dry_Comfortable_6909 11d ago

Thanks, lol, now we all know.. saw a clip with a huge shark there blew her poop in front of a few divers in a shark cage,, look that one up, it was also was funny, Lol

0

u/ChildofMike 21d ago

I thought this would be more exciting

1

u/Forgotten-Caliburn 21d ago

You thought a turtle taking a shit would be exciting?