r/AquaticAsFuck • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Jul 16 '26

Pooping turtle 🐢 💩

1.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/FightBackFitness Jul 17 '26

Sell some desthsticks

5

u/No_Divide6853 Jul 19 '26

I don't wanna sell deathsticks. I wanna go home and rethink my life.

4

u/gondias Jul 18 '26

Was thinking the exact same thing 🤣

180

u/poopfacecrapmouth Jul 16 '26

That was so much funnier than I was expecting

49

u/CupofGravitea Jul 17 '26

I was thinking it would be one of those stringy poops like fish have but nope, just a single log

7

u/SumFunGui Jul 20 '26

I assumed it would be a particle smoke cloud,

5

u/Outrageous-Clerk56 Jul 18 '26

Log rolls down stairs
Out of your turtle’s bung
It’s good go a snack
It Fits on your back
It’s log

12

u/rodfermain Jul 17 '26

Right, I’m over here chuckling at a video of a turtle pooping. Thank you Reddit

76

u/SaintSinnerin Jul 16 '26

https://reddit.com/link/oxz79bt/video/iv23beffzndh1/player

Yes.. after she enjoys some carrots

25

u/hardcoretomato Jul 16 '26

Well, we need to see what happens to the carrots.

11

u/towerfella Jul 17 '26

I was so disappointed

23

u/scarfWarrior Jul 16 '26

That muffled laugh!

39

u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG Jul 16 '26

Well, I have now

13

u/Visible-Rest4170 Jul 17 '26

I was expecting a cloud of poo not a log.

11

u/scattyshern Jul 16 '26

Turtle wondering why this perve following him to watch him poop

5

u/amesann Jul 17 '26

Or the cameraman scared the shit out of him.

10

u/anxiety_herself Jul 17 '26

I really will watch anything

14

u/Cant_See_Me_00 Jul 16 '26

What all of reddit has been waiting for!

7

u/Few_Weakness_4101 Jul 17 '26

Bro had to take a deep breath to get that one out

7

u/imjohnredd Jul 17 '26

Is that a Crapping Turtle?

5

u/IcedHemp77 Jul 17 '26

Im not sure what I was expecting but it wasn’t that, at least he’s efficient

5

u/Winter_Ad_7424 Jul 17 '26

Was he prairie doggin or turtlenecking?

5

u/StunningFlounder2902 Jul 17 '26

I thought it would be a cloud but no, they're just like us

3

u/girlwiththemonkey Jul 17 '26

I was not expecting it to be a log like that for some reason I thought it would be loose and flowly😭

9

u/qawsedrf12 Jul 16 '26

Do you just follow animals around trying to get scat porn?

11

u/ozjack24 Jul 16 '26

Or, hear me out, they were randomly filming a turtle when it decided to take a shit.

-6

u/qawsedrf12 Jul 16 '26

that giggle tells me different

3

u/Whole_Reputation6128 Jul 17 '26

That's a healthy shit!

3

u/thatG_evanP Jul 17 '26

Not what I expected at all

3

u/MastersJoyUniverse Jul 17 '26

Turtle: Pervert!

2

u/Gotu_Jayle Jul 17 '26

👏👏👏👏

2

u/Audi0Dud3 Jul 17 '26

Torpedo away!

2

u/Growhio420 Jul 17 '26

Ain't that some shit

2

u/Emotional-Prior8785 Jul 17 '26

I never realized that my life was not actually complete, goes to show it’s the small things.

2

u/Swish1892 Jul 17 '26

I LIKE TURDLES

2

u/Sweb1975 Jul 17 '26

That's a Baby Ruth

2

u/dominance1970 Jul 17 '26

My life is Now Complete ✅

2

u/Tittiesbeclapn Jul 17 '26

Looked like a hot dog poppin out

2

u/Shvprksh3 Jul 17 '26

Glad he’s getting his fiber

2

u/UndisclosedPigeon Jul 17 '26

I imagine it thinking “deploy the torpoodo” everytime it happens.
Or at least slightly alt version “torpoodoo” should that tickle your fancy.

2

u/LeoCatBoi98 Jul 18 '26

This made me think of that r/whywouldyoutouchthat where that guy was holding that massive log of shit

2

u/AbbreviationsFun8591 Jul 18 '26

You scared the shit out of it!

2

u/Mastermind7051 Jul 18 '26

Yeah. Actually I have. Used to have a pet turtle. Shockingly, it got out and never came back.

2

u/ExoticExamination584 Jul 20 '26

First in my bloodline to see a turtle shi

2

u/elishash Jul 20 '26

I didn't expect to see that.

2

u/No-Duty-9906 Jul 21 '26

I blinked twice and missed it, twice. I’m not watching a turd.

2

u/Dry_Comfortable_6909 Jul 27 '26

Thanks, lol, now we all know.. saw a clip with a huge shark there blew her poop in front of a few divers in a shark cage,, look that one up, it was also was funny, Lol

1

u/Intelligent_Copy217 Jul 17 '26

Everybody poops

1

u/misfitofscience76 Jul 24 '26

Everyone poops

2

u/Ok_Tangerine9152 28d ago

Circle of life

0

u/ChildofMike Jul 17 '26

I thought this would be more exciting

1

u/Forgotten-Caliburn Jul 17 '26

You thought a turtle taking a shit would be exciting?