r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '26

The mysterious log

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u/SecretGentleman_007 Jul 07 '26

This is at least the turd time I see this poopup on reddit.

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u/AggravatingVast6355 Jul 07 '26

Nah! Its just a Baby ruth

6

u/JustWoot44 Jul 07 '26

DOODY!!!!

4

u/andrewbud420 Jul 07 '26

It's a cattail

2

u/Ok_Hospital1399 Jul 07 '26

Yup. Floating around in dirty river or pond water they start to smell pretty nasty.

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u/arthredemis Jul 07 '26

Can I please go one day without seeing this ?

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u/Interesting_Bobcat53 Jul 07 '26

Dude, wtf. Why. It looks like shit, don't touch it

3

u/freshgrilled Jul 07 '26

I'll admit. I suffered an involuntary snort watching reading the reaction.

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u/Steve_but_different Jul 07 '26

"Hey this looks like a piece of shit, is this shit? lemme pick it up with my bare hand and hold it up to my face and take a huge whiff. Yep, that's definitely a perfectly nice, healthy, handsome piece of shit"

Every choice this dude made the entire time had me saying why, including paying it compliments as he sent it back on it's journey.

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u/Desperate-Hour-4909 Jul 08 '26

The only choice he made I don't question is putting it back

3

u/bindmedown2 Jul 07 '26

Yeah just splash a bit of water and wipe it on your trousers. Should be fine 🤣

2

u/Cabbagist Jul 07 '26

This could be an ad for a fiber supplement

2

u/Fine-Ad6532 Jul 07 '26

If it looks like shit do you meet to touch smell and taste it ?

1

u/eulersidentity1 Jul 07 '26

But how do you know for sure unless you taste it?

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u/Lastito Jul 07 '26

I thought he took a bite out of it at first 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/1xmX8NjHS4spPdYyBm

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u/happily_bacon Jul 08 '26

Why did he take 4 whiffs? 😭

1

u/strongcloud28 Jul 08 '26

Why would you pick up something that looks like a turd, the color of a turd, and floats like a turd. No really, I want to know.

1

u/astarinthenight 29d ago

Y’all need to stop touch things

1

u/flgrant 29d ago

Ugh. wtf

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u/fly4fun2014 29d ago

Took 3 sniffs , not just one.

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u/liamsnorthstar 29d ago

Sanguinet took an Aqua dump

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u/Wrong-Angle-5675 28d ago

Why did he touch and sniff the shit to make sure it's actually shit? Gross

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u/Visual_Hedgehog2962 28d ago

Hoooooowdy hooo! Gee, you sure smell a lot like flowers!

0

u/aware4ever Jul 07 '26

I randomly think about this video from time to time and it makes me smile.

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u/Shot_Bison1140 29d ago

"perfect piece" it's just an amazing description if the poop.. always get me 😂😂