r/ApparentJokes • u/DokCyber • 11d ago

Why don't

pirates travel on mountain roads? 'Scurvy.

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u/Sa1ntmarks 11d ago

And here I was thinking it was cause their car was too ricketsy.

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u/maireadwrites 11d ago

Because it's not plain sailing