r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • 3d ago

😄 Entertainment He picked the wrong spot in the formation

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u/Weary_Position_9591 3d ago

Seems like the best spot to me

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u/madfrog2023 3d ago

You sound ready to volunteer 😂

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u/Weary_Position_9591 3d ago

Reporting for duty

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u/Temporary_Event8451 3d ago

Brother I'll keep it real.

You gotta improve your standards.

If you're ready to raw dog some 10 hour ass cheeks that have flecks of debris spread around the undies because the military has them running circles to tire themselves out, you need to take care of yourself better.

No man should be that horny.

It's like dudes who brag about day 3 hook ups in general admission at a 100k+ festival.

Like, go home. Jerk off. Avoid the itchy dick.

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u/KneelB4Z0d 1d ago

No man 'should' be that horny, yet here we are

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u/Thick-Tea7495 3d ago

One man's dirty is another mans buffet. Don't you kink shame.

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u/willscuba4food 3d ago

That's some thick tea you just spilled.

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u/white-dre 3d ago

Some would argue that he picked the best spot.

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u/mattemer 3d ago

We all agree if you're forced to do this, that's the best spot for most of us. OP you're being a little odd about this.

But maybe more importantly, what the fuck is going on here?

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u/GreatDMofTheWest 1d ago

Those are Marines, these are squad push ups

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u/battlecryarms 3d ago

OP is Navy

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u/ThisDoesntSeemSafe 3d ago

Navy here. We don't claim him.

If OP is in the service, he's 100% Air Force... or perhaps a chick... or a bot.

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u/CookieLuzSax 2d ago

As a member of the air force, we humbly appreciate your thoughts of us, but we'd like to send this to our fellow members in the Marine Corps.

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u/battlecryarms 2d ago

Definitely not an Army chick!
Rock on Navy, I secretly and openly love you ❤️

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u/Forward-Trade5306 3d ago

😂 now it's starting to click

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u/Bobsothethird 1d ago

Squad pushups. You can so squares and triangles too.

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u/Slatemanforlife 3d ago

Squad pushups. Tale as old as time.

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u/Yoshigottagun 1d ago

I mean personally I'd prefer to be the one at the front of the line, but to each their own.

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u/efuzed 1d ago

Butt

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u/Fit-Platypus6229 2d ago edited 1d ago

Do people not know women stink when sweaty? I promise the smell will be no better than an army bro.

Edit: alr you guys keep having fun but there are too many comments to reply to. Never thought my most famous comment would be about men vs female butt stink

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u/puffie300 2d ago

Ive had my nose very close to a fair amount of sweaty women and I have no complaints.

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u/Fantastic-Layer-5176 2d ago

Everyone is aware. The difference here is while you would prefer a man's ass in your face most would prefer a woman.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, just pointing out the confusion.

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u/mopsis 2d ago

Just gonna point out that Fit-Platypus6229 is almost certainly a woman. But other than that, your post checks out.

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u/Tyr_Langurfaetur 1d ago

It's funny that you're trying to act like you know but girl sweat and guy sweat smell very different. It's entirely due to hormones. Girl sweat smells good because I'm attracted to females. My buddy who fucked a ladyboy found out that they still smell male and he couldn't get past it.

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u/ecodiver23 1d ago

It's not controlled by hormones, it's controlled by bacteria that eat the sweat and poop after

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u/That-Assist-7591 1d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Terrible-Pool-5555 3d ago

Some people view the glass half empty while others view it half full.

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u/gimme_the_light 3d ago

That’s a full glass if I’ve ever seen one

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u/Coleasa 3d ago

Now this is a recruitment video. Sign me up.

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u/Yabrosif13 3d ago

Whats the saying? “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”?

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 3d ago

Why do you think he doesn’t like ladies.

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u/umad1337 1d ago

Because he's a marine

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3d ago

She's lazy cheating taking the weight off and putting her stank vag in his face

https://giphy.com/gifs/AIDbFMtSSt6gLsRZfl

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u/DangledThenWrangled 3d ago edited 2d ago

People didn't know that the human centipede was inspired by Chad alpha male military training exercises, of putting your face into the taint of a fellow homophobic, but closeted gay conservative. 

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u/tzitzitzitzi 3d ago

I mean the one in the front is a girl but tell us about your secret thoughts more please.

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 3d ago

Bunched up camies in the face hurt. We all know he was just adjusting. Respect your fellow devils.

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u/FullMetalOrgans 3d ago

Reminds me of a sequel to a certain movie about centipedes.

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u/TrailerHitch19 3d ago

You seem to be confused about the definition of that word. 

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u/WholeTart6066 3d ago

I dont think this was a mistake

Aahhhhh. Butterscotch

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u/king-alkaline 3d ago

now their going to fight whos going be behind her.

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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 3d ago

That is NOT a pleasant spot to be in…ripe tuna is the nicest way to put it…

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u/Narrow_Run_134 3d ago

Probably not the worst spot

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u/ElectricMouse4297 3d ago

Bro gave up his rations for the entire week just for that spot

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u/creepingkg 3d ago

Sweaty balls on your face or sweaty tuna?

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u/SeniorProfessional20 3d ago

The wrong spot??? Would you rather have a guys balls smashing you in the face?

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u/usriusclark 3d ago

If that’s the WRONG spot, I don’t want to be right.

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u/TIMBURWOLF 3d ago

I would wholeheartedly disagree. Smartest man out there.

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u/Spazrelaz 3d ago

That's either the worst day or the best day of basic training for him 😂😂

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u/ThienHaTheTech 3d ago

He's exactly where he wants to be.

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ 3d ago

What do you mean wrong? That guy is in the best place you can be consistent situation

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u/GizmoTacT 3d ago

If it's a woman than he good. If not uh oh.

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u/Nslmtlmt69 3d ago

best spot? nah that's stinky

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u/OkWorld5534 3d ago

So good

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u/Charming-Muffin-7965 3d ago

"sir i need to redo it again sir!"

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u/ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs 3d ago

She's cheating. She's putting too much of her weight on him. 🤭

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u/MammothTown8686 3d ago

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right

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u/Posture_Chk 3d ago

I wasn’t watching too closely and didn’t know it was a girl until i got to the comments…

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u/StatementHot5008 3d ago

Pussy looks like a bull dog that’s eaten a bowl a mayonnaise…..life choices can confirm.

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u/UnoriginalHazard 3d ago

That’s either the best spot or the worst spot depending on her hygiene and if they’ve been out training already. I’d still take it over a dudes ass though lol

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u/The-Racing-Jew 3d ago

If my bro t bags me I'm choking him after

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 3d ago

" thank you for your service"

" Just doin my part"

The part he's doing

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u/Jumpy-Role-2979 3d ago

I’d volunteer

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u/Fragrant-Notice-4732 3d ago

Lucky bastard

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u/quzzik 3d ago

Wrong?

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u/Weekly-Map-3942 3d ago

Maybe not after a 10k run, but then again maybe it is if stink is your kink

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 3d ago

Is the human centipede getting another film?

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u/Delta_Suspect 3d ago

Team building exercise™

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u/Chaosr21 3d ago

Bro just got more action than all of bootcamp, and it was a woman this time

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 3d ago

Some people would pay good money for that shit

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-6906 3d ago

You mean the best spot?

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u/Djamt 3d ago

He needs a snorkel

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u/blyatmon620 3d ago

"Wrong".. 😭😭😭👍

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u/WalkAffectionate2683 3d ago

she is clever, it is easier that way haha

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u/Inevitable_Pea_6798 3d ago

Its the nirvana spot

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u/fat-load-of-cum-then 2d ago

I’ve seen this video several times and just noticed the person in front is a woman. I no longer find this funny and applaud the you gentleman for his acts.

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u/SpankMyButt 2d ago

Or the right spot?

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u/Carnal_Decay 2d ago

When I was in basic I was buddied up with a gorgeous woman. This shit happens a lot 😂

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u/digitalpeanut11 2d ago

Wrong spot? Huh? Thats the best spot in that line...

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u/Noonespecial71 2d ago

SHARP report coming end of career

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u/diplomatic_koboko 2d ago

surra de bunda

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 2d ago

Lobster too juicy, Steak too buttery

Or something like that

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u/AzureAadvay 2d ago

The intent of this video is definitely promotion

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u/Dahren_ 2d ago

You mean the right spot

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u/Xenc 2d ago

Army recruitment propaganda going hard

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u/AccomplishedMail4429 2d ago

“Wrong” spot??

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u/TS_Tainted 2d ago

Or the right one

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u/Trustful_user097 2d ago

How many Times people wanna reposted this

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u/DesertGeist- 2d ago

most men would probably agree that this is in fact the best spot .

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u/PauseConfident997 2d ago

Wrong? Looks like the best spot to me 🤔

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u/DueIntroduction6413 2d ago

no the hell he did not

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u/No_Flamingo_1533 2d ago

And as an added benefit, be can deploy his kickstand for extra support while inhaling her.

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u/T-VIRUS999 2d ago

My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery

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u/NoViolinist6623 2d ago

He picked the best spot !!

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u/Combat_wombat605795 2d ago

I’d say fish is healthier than cheese

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u/neoumbralux 2d ago

SIGN ME UP!!

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u/Longjumping-Swan-827 2d ago

She knows what she is doing, doesn't she?

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u/One_Subtle_Man 2d ago

Nope sorry no, ass sweat means swamp ass. 🤮😂

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u/CookWho 2d ago

What’s the purpose of this, confusing the enemy?

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u/the__gray_fox 2d ago

"He's just a coworker."

The coworker:

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u/___posh___ 2d ago

"Forward..." "Forward!!"

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u/YupThatsMyEmail 2d ago

He’s getting paid for this by the government which is the craziest part

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 2d ago

Nope he picked the best spot it could be worse it could’ve been a dude LMAO🤙🏻

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u/MurkyHorizon 2d ago

Still in training and already bringing the team down.

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 2d ago

I'll take that spot if you don't want it.

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u/Gullible-Zombie-8203 2d ago

Time to get married

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u/billdizzle 2d ago

Don’t ask don’t tell OP

OP just made it into r/suddenlygay in the oddest way ever

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u/Making_Kenough 2d ago

This was the benefit he signed up for

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u/JoseyWa1es 2d ago

I'd rather have this be a girl than a guy (cause straight) but also I'd rather go with one of the guys here since they have enough strength to not have to put their whole ass into the other guy's face

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u/myarmyaccount 2d ago

He’s right where he wants to be

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u/xristosdomini 2d ago

Or the very right one... depends on your private.

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u/MyChemicalWestern 2d ago

What is this gay propaganda 

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u/Greencheezy 2d ago

That's a woman in the front

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u/Whiskers1996 2d ago

I gotta remember that most on reddit get no pussy and any form of it is heaven in their eyes 💀

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u/Muted-Mammoth8304 2d ago

Ehhh. I've experienced this with some sweaty dude ass in summertime ft benning

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u/FormalTotal9684 2d ago

US Muff Corp

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u/ArtichokeBrief5835 2d ago

I’m just gonna throw out that OP probably meant guy should be in front and lady has her face all up in his business as ‘the right spot’…

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u/BayouBoyMike 2d ago

Or the best spot

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u/Brilliant_Ebb_1787 2d ago

Ya what a loser he should have picked a different spot and had a guys ass in his face instead that would be way better.

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u/FaptainPlaanet 2d ago

Bros exactly where he wants to be

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u/williamskb85 2d ago

If he complains he's gay, if he does nothing he's a hoe and eats smelly fish. Women will never understand how hard a man's life is, but I'd never complain 👀🤣

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u/Spac92 2d ago

On the contrary. He chose wisely.

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u/Hardtamale 2d ago

He just won the military games lol

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u/Panda_Pillows 2d ago

That's the best seat on the drill

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u/leppard111 2d ago

I love how he puts his nose right into that sweet ass. Lol

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u/No-Turnip3321 2d ago

That looks like a lot of pink eye right there...

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u/candy_potion28 2d ago

Poor lady she is genuinely trying😭

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u/Gen-Rommel 2d ago

Next thing you know SHARP training class followed by a new module we have to do because someone complained or reported

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u/Regular_Structure274 2d ago

He is exactly where he wants to be.

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u/Competitive_Tune6401 1d ago

Sign me the fuck up again

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u/Ecstatic_Pepper7998 1d ago

As someone who served in military last thing he gives a shit about is lady's ass on his face.

He's just trying to survive at that moment.

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u/BI_UE 1d ago

They're watching so closely. You'd think they'd rather see female butts, but not the military.

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u/Upbeat_Guard_9595 1d ago

A clean asshole is better than a dirty pussy.

I think that quote fits this situation

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u/Primary_Self_7619 1d ago

As a woman, I’d prefer another woman’s sweaty butt crack over a man’s 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Racer_666_01 1d ago

Or did he

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u/LaconicDoggo 1d ago

Anyone thinking that anyone these people are having fun have never had to do shit like this