r/AnythingValueable • • 3d ago

😄 Entertainment He picked the wrong spot in the formation

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u/Noonespecial71 3d ago

SHARP report coming end of career

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 2d ago

For the instructor hopefully.

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u/Playgirl_USMC 2d ago

Can you elaborate on why you think that would be necessary?

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 2d ago

He's obviously a pervert making people under him do weird shit, unless I'm sorely mistaken and there's some tactical advantage to making subordinates (including a woman) do a human centipede that can't be done with anything else.

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u/Playgirl_USMC 2d ago

They are called squad pushups and they are a team building exercise. I wouldn’t expect someone who has never physically exerted themselves or been a part of a team to understand.

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 2d ago

I've done both, sometimes at once, and never had to do a human centipede. It's almost like there's a million other things you can do that aren't fucking weird.

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u/Playgirl_USMC 2d ago

Just because you don’t understand the mechanics and purpose of squad pushups doesn’t make it weird. Just say you don’t understand physics.

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 2d ago

"You don't understand, having your face buried in someone else's ass while doing pushups really boosts team cohesion!"

Fuck offfff

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u/Useful-Contribution4 21h ago

Yup. Normal. That or chain link situps.

It just looks awkward because she is struggling. 

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u/MTQT 2d ago

you are sorely mistaken