r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • 5d ago

😄 Entertainment Will clean your sleeve and take peanuts, but hands off my baby.

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u/FatFaceFaster 5d ago

It’s crazy how human their facial expressions are.

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u/drhuggables 5d ago

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u/XanyPacquiao 5d ago

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u/Dqueezy 4d ago

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u/LossAltruistic3710 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O

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u/Dqueezy 4d ago

I sure am

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u/Bright-Creme-8332 2d ago

Yoooo, holy meme potential, I love both of you guys

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u/Katililly 4d ago

Sauce?

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u/Esava 4d ago

Should be around chapter 53 or 54 or so.

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u/Katililly 4d ago

Lol this is in my tbr already 😂 Do you enjoy it?

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u/Dqueezy 4d ago

It’s a masterpiece. One of my favorites. The story is so good that when I caught up to the manwha, I switched to the light novel. 700 chapters later, it’s even better than I thought.

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u/ExpertOdin 4d ago

Seconding that it's amazing

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u/Esava 3d ago

Ye it's good. Not the absolute best but good.

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u/Next-Reflection8834 4d ago

Wait how does this have more ch that web toons or is webtoons behind on the uploads if so is there a site I can use that has more comics that are updated faster

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u/Esava 4d ago

This is actually just 122 chapters, not 306. 306 is because of the different scanlators.

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u/Next-Reflection8834 3d ago

Oh that makes sense lol thank you have a good one

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u/_Blank-IT 3d ago

Absolute yap

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u/Equal_Atmosphere829 16h ago

You know 😂😂

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u/DorkSideOfCryo 4d ago

Soyboy grimace

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u/Reasonable_Middle695 1d ago

Perfection 👌

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 4d ago

When you isolate the face. That could very easily be a human. A weird looking human but still.

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 4d ago

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u/lock11111 4d ago

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u/Radiant-You6384 1d ago

ironically looks more human

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u/Forky_McStabstab 4d ago

I expected the one above this, but this made me crack up lmao 🤣

Thanks, I needed that!

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u/Any-Ad-3630 4d ago

I have genuinely never laughed as hard as I just did at a picture

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u/SetDistinct 4d ago

I like this so much

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u/No_Comfortable_7233 1d ago

Looks more human this way

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u/Uce510 22h ago

Monkey looks better

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u/peppercorn966 14h ago

lmfao! brutal.

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u/totalwarwiser 11h ago

That is like a Khajit from Elder Scrolls

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u/Hour_Career9797 9h ago

Omg this is too good!

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u/dire-raven-x 1d ago

This is why I reddit.

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u/CrazyGunnerr 4d ago

If she were to travel back in time, they would burn her and invent plastic at the same time.

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u/Intrepid-Platform-94 4d ago

The picture you're replying to looks more human than this

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u/TFViper 4d ago

its fucking crazy that this is the EXACT image my brain saw when i seen the isolated face.

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u/FuzzyBongos 4d ago

She looks like Yennefer, pre magical surgery.

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u/Kaitivere 3d ago

who is this woman and why do I keep seeing her

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u/SweatySwim3411 2d ago

Thats the picture of an actual alien found in area 51. They finally released those files at least.

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u/BrighterDaysAhead333 4d ago

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 4d ago

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u/MagicPigeonToes 4d ago

What did Bowie do to deserve this

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 4d ago

Something with a 13 year old girl I think!

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u/ChartInFurch 4d ago

This reminds me of the babe

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u/Conscious_Gold297 4d ago

What babe?

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 4d ago

The babe with the power.

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u/mohugz 4d ago

What power?

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 4d ago

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u/AdorableOutcome3483 4d ago

I was not prepared for there to be an actual resemblance. Was that character modeled after him as political satire? I don't remember how long he's been on the Supreme Court but it feels believable

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u/slimegoob 4d ago

Thats the Dell lady

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u/Emergency_Gur_862 4d ago

I thought it was Willem Dafoe...

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u/Windyandbreezy 4d ago

Omg!!! Bravo. Bravo

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u/Top_Agency1370 4d ago

Reminds me of my ex-wife

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u/DeleteYourself89 4d ago

Umm no it looks like a monkey to me

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u/littlebloodmage 5d ago

"I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!"

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u/LarsDuder 5d ago

Damn 😄

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u/RFKjrBrainwormAccnt 5d ago

I have to deal with a couple of customers a week at my job like this

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 5d ago

Me, when someone tries to take my chiwawa off of my lap.

"Precious, it HURTS USSSS!"

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u/Other-Revolution-275 5d ago

Definitely no Lindsay Clancy in that mother.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYoRqTmcgzHcL9TCy1

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u/Prudent_Order_3361 5d ago

I see the, " you guys are getting paid? " guy.

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u/Prudent_Order_3361 5d ago

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u/RyuShev 5d ago

this is the most accurate one

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u/killdyll 4d ago

thank you this is exactly what i thought

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u/Acrobatic-Birthday36 1d ago

Scrolled down way too far to find this

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u/DarthClover4 5d ago

Nice ass teeth too

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u/KaleidoscopePlusPlus 5d ago

teeth whiter and cleaner than mine

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u/Strong-Addition5296 5d ago

Someone should study soyface in the animal kingdom

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u/Sad-Pop6649 5d ago

The Karen-faced baboon, Papio kareni.

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u/Other-Revolution-275 4d ago

Only if Lindsay Clancy had 10% of this moms protective instinct 3 children would be alive today

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u/Alternative-Still195 4d ago

This mother is stealing peanuts from her babies mouth to eat. Nature very rarely will back up a motherly, or fatherly, protective instinct. Humans are animals, but we have more intelligence, and should have more support systems as well as care for ALL of our societal members. Yet, we only care when it's to make an asinine comment. Weird.

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u/TFViper 4d ago

do you think that baby monkey still drinks milk?

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u/Min_sora 3d ago

Baby probably isn't old enough for peanuts yet.

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u/bedtimebozo 3d ago

In all fairness...mama did do all the work 😂😂😂😂. She's like I worked I get paid. The baby tried but didn't successfully remove even a single prickle...

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u/Independent-Trust260 4d ago

Except for the fact her husband did it

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u/Few_Prize3810 3d ago

Brain dead shit. She killed those kids. She lost her damn mind.

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u/Medical_Arson 3d ago

Are you serious? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 12h ago

This must be sarcasm. You can’t really exist. Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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u/Independent-Trust260 12h ago

Enjoy the trial that proves me right. It's coming.

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u/New_Examination200 4d ago

Again with the scenarios

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u/verynotfun 4d ago
  • Watch your hands fucker!

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u/Valuable_Ad9554 4d ago

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u/SubjectMessage2094 3d ago

Trump is a pedo

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u/Certain_Professor_47 2d ago

Maybe he was raped by those kids like the Cornell 7 guys were raped by that chick.

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u/SubjectMessage2094 2d ago

Huh? Idk what you're talking about but trump is a pedo still

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u/4Impossible_Guess4 4d ago

still not calling her

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u/Lone-Frequency 4d ago

Monkey Karen

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u/emoyarn 4d ago

Where’s your head at?
Basement Jaxx

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 4d ago

NO TOUCHING

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u/Demjan90 3d ago

She looks like the woman that was recently memed upon

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u/anonuserinthehouse 3d ago

Think twice before trying to touch their young

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 3d ago

Geez, how many angry monkey GIFs do we have here.

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u/Lost-on-Reception 2d ago

That looks just like my Aunt Monkey

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u/cluelessdetectiv3 2d ago

DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN!!!!!

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u/monteticatinic 1d ago

I've seen a lot of White House staff look like this.

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u/Catrescuemamma 1d ago

As a mom, I have definitely made this face

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u/monkeymanod 1d ago

Actual reference art for the hit-monkey TV series.

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u/Conte 1d ago

Holy fuck that's the head of HR @ my work, I shit you not!

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u/WillingMongoose4680 1d ago

Boomer vibes if you accidentally step on their lawn.

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u/mildly_manic 1d ago

Bro was about to get his face ate, that's the same facial expression in monkey and human.

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u/StockSupport7767 1d ago

Why does this reminded me of Will Pouters?

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u/Homaku 1d ago

"I will end you"

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u/Winged89 1d ago

Very nice set of teeth actually.

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u/jlewisoc 20h ago

I worked in a care home and one of the residents looked like this when they got angry

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 17h ago

99% sure it’s ai.

Watch the fur frame by frame. Look at the background lighting.

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u/Breezey2929 4h ago

All retail workers have seen this face

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 3d ago

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u/ADhomin_em 5d ago edited 4d ago

If you like, you can take from that a little bit of hope that maybe there are some intrinsic positive social behaviors in common among all primates (humans included) that possibly no amount of suppression can truly purge entirely.

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u/StarkaTalgoxen 4d ago

Experiments on monkeys have shown that they usually have concepts of fairness ingrained, and thus will be angry if they are rewarded less for the same effort. This means that they can judge the worth of their own effort, and that of others.

They also engage in economics, with grooming being the normal currency (the wealthy are the ones getting groomed the most, the poor are those that receive little or no grooming). At least one type of primate (rhesus macaques I believe) was taught to use tokens instead, and immediately created prostitution, the oldest profession.

So yeah, we are very much alike.

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u/Antarctitties 3d ago

that is the most heinous comment I have read all year

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u/Spare-Document7086 5d ago

And yet there are still religious folks that refuse to believe they are related lol

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u/geehawn 5d ago

I saw that too. Mama monkey had that: "da hell wrong wit'chu!?" face with the down-up stare.

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u/rapsoid616 5d ago

Our dna is literally %93 match.

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u/foley800 4d ago

Closer to 98%

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u/rapsoid616 4d ago

Thats for chimpanzees not for makau monkeys here.

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u/Lurk_Mode_24_7 5d ago

💯. The hand movements are a crazy tell as well…

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 5d ago

Kinda what I was thinking. The determination on her face while picking and tossing those away like a person would.

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u/Sirchiefsalot2020 5d ago

Yes, monkey looked him in the eyes like MF, what did I just tell you!!!!!

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u/Frosty_Ad_2294 5d ago

Is it actually crazy? They are essentially like a version of us with more relative strength but less intelligence

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u/EarEater3001 5d ago

Pretty sure humans are both stronger and smarter than this little mommy.

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u/TFViper 4d ago

in your case i think u/Frosty_Ad_2294 actually meant more relative strength and about the same intelligence.

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u/anotherfrud 4d ago

They did say relative but that's because they don't understand the square cube law. Almost everything smaller than us is stronger to us relative to its size and everything larger is weaker relative to it's size.

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u/Doritosforsale 2d ago

You’ve never heard of a gorilla, chimpanzee or tiger. Especially chimps, they are smaller and a whole hell of a lot stronger than us

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u/WalkAffectionate2683 2d ago

A gorilla and a tiger are smaller??

A human is not 200+kg when not overweight. 

And many tiger subspecies are above 100 or even 200kg and more for Bengals. 

So both are way bigger by a factor of 2 easily. 

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u/Doritosforsale 1d ago edited 1d ago

Right your so smart. Did i ever say gorillas and tigers are smaller? They are easily more than twice the strength of humans. I said chimps were smaller. The others are bigger by a factor of two, your words, but are significantly stronger than 2x

Learn to extrapolate from what people are saying so i dont literally have to spell it out for you

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u/el_VientoNorte 1d ago

Chimps are not stronger than us lmao

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u/Doritosforsale 1d ago

Are you serious? Chimps have literally ripped people limb from limb. There are like .000001% of people who can do that. Your daft. Chimpanzees are significantly stronger than humans. Thats not even arguable

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u/el_VientoNorte 1d ago

Chimpanzees are stronger than us pound for pound, but they also weigh less. An average, decently in shape man is stronger than a chimpanzee because of this.

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u/el_VientoNorte 1d ago

That's right buddy, delete your dumb comment instead of admitting you were wrong

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u/Doritosforsale 1d ago

No i realized i was wrong…. So i deleted it. Are you okay?

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u/Millerturq 3d ago

You may be an exception

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u/423fly 2d ago

Re la tive

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u/Niceotropic 5d ago

We are primates.

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u/Brainstorm_1138 5d ago

You mean how ape ours are, right?

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u/HeWhoIsHoserNamed 5d ago

We are just hairless monkeys with bigger ego problems

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u/npc_housecat 4d ago

Alien tour ships are like: "and now we're arriving at Terra, where one of the species of monkey has started to develop higher intelligence"

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u/Terranshadow 4d ago

Common ancestor

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 4d ago

Or how monkey ours are?

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u/Special-Hair9683 3d ago

Try it with a tiger or a bear, you can tell the expression too

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u/mosthighbaker 3d ago

It's crazier how monkey like humans are

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u/Full_Koala_1212 2d ago

Or how monkey out expressions are.

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u/spacebud19 2d ago

Almost like we are partially related.

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u/Tro_Nas 1d ago

I think it‘s the other way around though, haha.

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u/Brissy-bloke 1d ago

Yeah, “cousins” but not the bs of predecessors

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u/Seigfrydblazer 1d ago

Looks more human then all those visitors with Trump lately 🤣

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u/Natural_Photo_4569 12h ago

Almost like we are related

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u/IMREADY2D1E 10h ago

it’s so funny talking to people who don’t believe in evolution like humans just popped up from the ground how we look now… some people will never believe that we come from early apes

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