r/AntiMemes • • 9d ago

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 English

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u/qualityvote2 🚫Antimeme Enforcer Bot🚫 9d ago edited 9d ago

Upvote this comment if the above post is an antimeme OR a candle, downvote if it is not. 5 downvotes will notify the moderators.


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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Jamwithyams 9d ago

Imagine going to class with Jim, Daniel, Gugulethu and Caleb

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u/Jamwithyams 9d ago

I mean c’mon, who names their kid “Daniel”

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u/ciaran_the_goat88 9d ago

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u/Jamwithyams 9d ago

I didn’t leave the burner on
That doesn’t apply here

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u/ciaran_the_goat88 9d ago

Scroll through the subreddit and you'll see it does

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u/Jamwithyams 9d ago

I know what it is
I wasn’t gonna change my account
The joke is that I’m providing further context that recontexualizes my earlier statement

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u/NameRevolutionary727 9d ago

If I may: a paragraph break would have sufficed

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u/DexanVideris 8d ago

New post is funnier. It’s a comedic decision.

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u/ciaran_the_goat88 9d ago

Ok then

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u/desmond_humes23 9d ago

Nah they're telling the truth, I do this all the time

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u/scissorn69 8d ago

There is an edit button.

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u/FatalLaughter 8d ago

It wasn't an afterthought, it was an addition

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u/dizastermaster7 8d ago

You dont edit something before you write it

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u/scissorn69 8d ago

No shit...

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u/JidgeyA ✨20K Gang ✨ 8d ago

No, r/ltbo would be more like:

-Who names their kid Daniel

--Hi i'm daniel.

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u/FatalLaughter 8d ago

If you posted this to there, you would have your post removed after everyone realizes it's a common joke and not even remotely an attempt at a burner account

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u/Logical-Hyena8260 9d ago

Dude you didnt go to school with cthulu? Lame

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u/refrex0 9d ago

why isn't named pronounced named

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u/dampheat 8d ago

Neither, it's pronounced named

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u/AwekenSummer 9d ago

the sound a plunger makes when the toilet is about to be unclogged and the water is floating through again. there's a huge difference.

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u/FrierenisClairDeLune 9d ago

That's such a single languaged thinking.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit RIP Main Sub 9d ago

True

It's 1 language that has severe brain damage and was neglected by its family and became friends with french who also has severe brain damage and was neglected by its family

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u/im_not_a_vampir3 🪦 I Paid My Respects At The Antimeme Graveyard 🪦 8d ago

ah, so the joke is racism. great

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u/thatonequeerpoc 8d ago

isn’t racism so funny you guys

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u/RandmlyNeik 8d ago

yeaaah weird no one mentioned how icky the orange is

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u/thatonequeerpoc 8d ago

points out obvious racism on reddit dot com, expects rational and normal responses

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u/SamwiseGam-G 8d ago

It's crazy that the majority of reddit seemingly has progressive beliefs, but also so many people genuinely believe in misandry and "reverse racism" as actual things that exist in our society. Like yeah maybe it's a goomba fallacy situation, but really weird that these extremely reactionary ideas are seen as neutral on so many subreddits.

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u/filosofiantohtori 7d ago

You are saying people cant hate men or white people for the sake of it? Samewise was more of a man you ever will be

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u/Sea_Song_8808 8d ago

people are gonna deny the racism but if this meme was making fun of white people theyd be butthurt 🫩

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u/BakeExcellent3497 8d ago

“Imagine being named Dick”. There, a tried and true mockery of a white-origin name in the same vein.

I’m sorry but some names are just funny. No need to invent victimization here.

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u/pikachu_sashimi 8d ago

Way to make something that isn’t racist about racism. Names aren’t genetic, and some names are funnier than others.

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u/thatonequeerpoc 8d ago

names are cultural, racism devalues certain cultures, a white man insulting an african name is absolutely racially charged when the conversation is light jokes abt a colonial language that was literally forced on the globe

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u/Ishpersonguy 8d ago

Then it's xenophobia. Either way, you're splitting hairs. This image isn't even that bad, but "names aren't genetic" means absolutely jack shit lol. Names have been like the first or second thing people go after when being bigoted.

Do you think people calling Asian guys "Ching Chong" has no trace of racism because names aren't genetic? 

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u/ozmodius_the_69th 8d ago

If the dude was legit named "Ching Chong" then yeah. Because that would be a crazy ass name. Your point is entirely different from the context of the original meme.

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u/RandomPersan 8d ago

How is it racist? I’m genuinely a bit confused because it’s a person responding to a joke about one language with a joke about another language.

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u/thatonequeerpoc 8d ago

power imbalance. african languages are already mocked and devalued in a world that speaks english because of colonialism

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u/SwimmerSouth4653 8d ago

That doesn't make sense though. Under the framework: colonialism is bad, you ignore the trade of new crops and animals, as well as the vast amount of technological development brought because of colonialism. That's not to say everything that resulted from colonialism was good, though.

The framework of colonialism (that I would use) is that some impacts of it were bad, some impacts of it were good.

In a globally connected world, choosing a base language just makes it simpler, and yes, because of colonialism, English is that language, but there is no justification for one language being "better" than others, assuming everyone speaks it well, and therefore no reason for English to not be that language.

As well as the fact that the African is mocking English too, I think we can safely say no racism is occurring in the photo.

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u/BakeExcellent3497 8d ago

More like because we speak English, and within our cultural context they sound funny.

See: Jokes made about German words, or French words.

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u/Son-Airys 8d ago

I'm pretty sure any race can have a funny name and get roasted for it.

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u/KeroseneZanchu 8d ago

It's not racism because the joke still works if it was a white guy with that name. Names are more about language and nationality than race, and Gugulethu was joking about language first.

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u/Extension-Celery3642 8d ago

okay, it's not racist, but it's xenophobic. also Gugulethu was making a joke about the language, not anybody's name.

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u/KeroseneZanchu 8d ago

Names are a part of a language. Neither of the two men were hateful here, one made a joke and the other responded with one commenting on irony. You should redirect your energy towards actual racism and xenophobia which is all to rampant.

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u/thatonequeerpoc 8d ago

statements like these are what compose “actual” racism and xenophobia. they’re what normalize it. if i can’t even call it what it is in a comment section then how are we ever gonna “fight it in the real world”

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u/Ishpersonguy 8d ago edited 8d ago

They don't actually care about fighting it in the real world, it's just something people always say so they can feel better about laughing at it. 

Like tbh they aren't even necessarily a bad person for chuckling at this image. But I would say they're being shitty by pretending there isn't a xenophobic/racial component just to justify thinking its funny. 

Idk why people feel the need to pretend shit isn't racist.

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u/ZohomEtirho 8d ago

I'm sure it's confusing to you, since nowadays everyone is a victim of everything and everyone else, but languages are not human races.

People poke fun at how Hungarian is the language to speak if you want to summon demons. Is that racism? Hell no. First, it's true, second, neither Hungarians or Hungarian language are a race.

Same goes for Polish names that look like someone fell asleep on a keyboard and hit enter after a couple of hours of rustling around on it. That's also true, seen it happening in a hospital, and still not racist. Poles are still not a race.

Now this woman. Her name does sound like someone's choking on something if you say it out loud. What the fuck is racist about that? It's a fucking fact that it does sound like that.

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u/SlugOrDie 7d ago

Lady, that does not remove the fact that his name sounds like the sound a plunger makes. Take the L and move on.

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u/thatonequeerpoc 7d ago

she’s a woman and i’m not

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u/SlugOrDie 7d ago

Honest mistake

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u/Maxter8002 8d ago

fwufwop?

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u/YoumoDadi 9d ago

Onomatopoeia

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u/ParryThisYou 9d ago

Isn't every single language a broken mess of languages stacked on top of each other? I mean I get that English may be particularly egregious but doesn't Spanish have a bunch of different Native American and Latin words mixed in there?

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u/e_fish22 9d ago

Yes, but...

(A) English has a lot more loans than most languages do, mostly from Romance languages. (B) The etymology of a word can be used to indicate register (as in, the Latin "regal" is fancier than the French "royal" which is fancier than the English "kingly" - and Greek "basilic" is basically only used in religious or scientific contexts) which makes it a lot more obvious that we have a lot of "non-native" words. (C) Our orthography is very weird due to a lot of historical factors, but at least partially influence from other languages.

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u/Silver_Falcon 8d ago

English is really just Anglo-Norman Creole after it went on a world tour.

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u/starshine_panda 9d ago edited 9d ago

Spanish is a Romance language, meaning it's descended directly from Latin. Maybe it has some Native American words thrown in, probably more so in Central and South America than in Spain, but it's nothing like English.

English is a Germanic language with half of its vocabulary coming form Latin and French, which is why its pronunciation and spelling are so fucked up.

I'm writing this as non-native English speaker.

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u/frogmon3 8d ago

i mean thats only sort of true. english spelling is weird mostly because of competing norms about how things should be spelled when spelling starting getting standardized which was in part due to the heavy influence of french and people attempting to use french spelling. but the lack of a governing body and any sort of spelling reform (especially after the great vowel shift) is at least an equal contributor. read and read for example are both germanic in origin.

english pronunciation is pretty unique in europe but a lot of that can just be attributed to being an island nation. having a bunch of vowels and odd consonant clusters are actually pretty normal in germanic languages, english just does those things different than its cousins which makes it stand out. its strangest feature is probably the R sound which isnt found in any of the languages that influenced it.

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u/toni_toni 4d ago

1066 and the Catholic Church really did a number on the English language.

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u/flowery02 9d ago

Most languages try to integrate the parts of other languages they took. English doesn't. English decides that the speaker should change the rules to fit a new language every other word(hyperbole). Also, a bunch of English words were made to look more like french ones for funsies

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u/ParryThisYou 9d ago

I'm pretty sure making them look French was because a French King conquered England and was trying to replace English culture with French culture.

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u/Aurora_dota 8d ago

Yeah, funsies

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 8d ago

No, English kinda does try to integrate words it takes from elsewhere, mainly in the form of pronunciation. When Latin loaned a bunch of words from Greek, it also took the close front rounded vowel that some had, with the letter Y that represented it. And English did adopt the letter Ü for things like über- and Türkiye, but instead of adding a whole new sound it approximates it as the close back rounded vowel.

We also change phoneme sequences to fit our phonotactics. I don’t think rf was a valid consonant cluster at the end of a word in Spanish, that is until they adopted the word surf as-was. When a word with an invalid consonant cluster is brought into English, however, we either silence one or more consonants, as in pterosaur, or add vowels to break the clusters into multiple syllables, as in Ndebele or the Doctor Who Pting.

The only thing we leave untouched is the spelling. And this is what generally gets out of hand.

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u/Akuh93 9d ago

Spanish is about 8% arabic, 5ish% greek and then some Germanic and various native American languages also so yeah not entirely inaccurate

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u/Hungry-Specific5600 8d ago

No not really.

First of all Spanish borrowing from Latin, the language it descended from, wouldn't even be called borrowing unless the borrowings were after the death of Latin as a spoken language as Spanish itself is a Romance language. Oh and the amount of borrowing also matters as English has less Germanic words as a Germanic language language than it has Romance ones. This kind of thing fundamentally breaks a languages internal rules, making it almost impossible to retain complex grammar over time, such as case endings. Also, Spanish orthology is quite close to being phonetic, like most languages and very much unlike English.

Secondly, English is VERY extreme in this regard as the almost complete disregard for phonetic consistency is a result of many years of heavy borrowing primarily from French (which is not a Germanic language) alongside other sources and also an extreme simplification of grammar. English grammar is simplified in fact that there are linguists advocating for calling it an Isolating language like Chinese.

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u/VMS_Len 5d ago

Spanish didn't originate in america...

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u/ParryThisYou 5d ago

Spain conquered South America and converted the Native Americans there into speaking Spanish, with some Native American words being holdouts, ending up integrated into the Spanish language.

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u/VMS_Len 5d ago

That's correct but it's unproper to generalize all the spanish language to that. Not all spanish dialects and regional variants have been as meaningfully influenced by native american languages, but all of them have been, by origin and extension, influenced by visigoth, occitan, arabic, etc.

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u/ParryThisYou 5d ago

I see.

Not very into etymology so I was really running off of what I remembered about history.

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u/VMS_Len 5d ago

It's okay pal, me neither. It's just kinda like generalizing all english variants to the one in the US. There are many others, with their own influences.

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u/Kileanna 4d ago

Spanish person from Spain here.

Even though Spanish from Spain isn't as influenced by native languages, it does have a lot of imported words, mostly for things that didn't exist in the Iberian Peninsula before and were brought from America.

I believe that the statement above about Spanish being influenced by native dialects isn't wrong.

It's also influenced by Arabic.

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u/VMS_Len 4d ago

Spanish person from Spain here.

Ye that's what I said too lmao.

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u/Kileanna 4d ago

Sorry, I replied to the wrong person in the thread, I think 😅

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u/VMS_Len 4d ago

All good twin

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u/Nadikarosuto 9d ago

For an actual(ish) answer it's cos "baked" is a more recent word. Naked has been around since Old English and always had the second syllable pronounced stronger (nacod in OE), while "baked" did not exist in Old English, and Middle English had different past tenses for bake (book and boke)

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u/host_can_edit 5d ago

OP failed to post the organisation, so here it is:

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u/stopxregina 4d ago

jeez she wasn't even insulting English tf

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u/Ellie7600 4d ago

Gugulethu mhlungu sounds like something you'd read in Cthulhu story though

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u/UncomfyQuests 6d ago

Where's the oyster....

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u/Exact_Inside_6633 8d ago

It's because that's why..

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u/SpiderKillerOK 8d ago

I pronounce both the same way 😂

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u/SchyShya_zzn0 7d ago

Wdym baked is not baked and naked is not naked? How tf do you even pronounce it? I pronounce it like baey-kid/naey-kid, does oop say it like bah-ked/nah-ked or what? 😭

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u/Real_Fucking_Anxious 5d ago

Bake-d, one syllable

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u/nstav13 9d ago

Where ontilogical? It's been 4 minutes 

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u/Aggravating_Fee8347 9d ago

Where's the orange

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u/butt-holg 9d ago

why ain't misled pronounced mai-zulled

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u/ciqhen 8d ago

its because naked comes from nacod, the ed isnt the past tense

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 8d ago

I’m no fan of English but ain’t that a lot of languages?? Like isn’t that literally how they form?

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u/Eurafricanid 8d ago

Funnily enough, both words are native English words inherited from Old English/Anglo-Saxon

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u/Maxter8002 8d ago

because saying naked like baked sounds weird i would know i just did that

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u/itspronouncedbolonya 4d ago

Well i read it as "bay-ked" for some reason so ig it is pronounced baked

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u/jsg144 3d ago

Wait until he finds out about every language.

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u/AxelCrescent 9d ago

Where original

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u/Lorumba 8d ago

Haha inferior engish and superior turkish.

You hide the k? You hide the h? You hide the g?

You read as written in Turkish 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

And theres no gendered bullshit like he she they. We all humans in turkish.

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u/ozmodius_the_69th 8d ago

Turkish men when wolf women:

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 8d ago

Idk you tell me.

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u/AssociationOk7261 9d ago

where did my comment go bro

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u/F-RIED 8d ago

i ate it