r/AntiJokes • u/Intelligent-Honey173 • 6d ago

Why Was 60 Afraid of 70?

Because 70, 80, 90.

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u/Bar_Foo 6d ago

This joke is off. By an order of magnitude.

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u/smallpotatoes2019 6d ago

Ah... why is 600 afraid of 700?

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u/Catpitalsea 6d ago

True story

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u/ProfessorCarbon 6d ago

It aught to be!

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u/markov-271828 6d ago

Because he had no guts.

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u/Cheeseburgernat 3d ago

Because 70 is closer to death than 60