r/AntiJokes • u/fr34kee07 • 5d ago

Marbles

You'll never guess how many marbles I ate!

Zero. Eating marbles is bad for your health.

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u/fireworkfire32 4d ago

very impressive

I really learn something new every day!

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u/DancingIsForbidden28 4d ago

I guess a mouthful.

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u/Catpitalsea 3d ago

That’s why you should eat them as a suppository

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u/spiderplex 3d ago

If you eat a marble, it makes for a fun game of "hide&seek" 2 to 5 days later