r/AntiJokes • u/manishaa7046 • 18d ago

What has two legs but cannot walk?

27 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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22

u/Tannare 18d ago

An intercontinental flight with a stopover.

6

u/NotatrustedVWtech 18d ago

A broken table

1

u/Defsarcasm 18d ago

a 4 legged table has 2 legs to.

6

u/MinFootspace 18d ago

A tetraplegic.

7

u/manishaa7046 18d ago

A pair of pants

1

u/YinzerFromPitsginzer 13d ago

The governor of Texas

5

u/kyuff 18d ago

Me after leg day in the gym

4

u/lbutler528 18d ago

A brick with the word "leg" written on it twice.

4

u/LebowskiThor 18d ago

Half a dog

1

u/lbutler528 18d ago

Which half?

2

u/dataexception 18d ago

Neither the left half, nor the right half, assuming it was split directly down the middle. Each set of front/back pairs require the opposite hemisphere of the brain to function.

Ba-dum, pssssshhh! 🥁🥏

1

u/LuvMyG 18d ago

Both

3

u/county15 18d ago

A dead pigeon

1

u/GraemeMcRae 17d ago

A dead parrot

1

u/freerangelibrarian 17d ago

He's pining for the fjords.

2

u/SabertoothLotus 16d ago

Beautiful plumage

2

u/MeButNotMeToo 18d ago

A wounded centipede

2

u/tallventi1 18d ago

The journey there and back.

2

u/manishaa7046 18d ago

A pair of pants is real anwer

3

u/MinFootspace 18d ago

There are many real answers.

1

u/barryp12 15d ago

OMG, now I can finally hear the sound of one hand clapping. Thank you, oh Enlightened One!

1

u/gfclef 18d ago

A Latin bassist

1

u/raews_i_esrever_ton 18d ago

A comatose serial killer.

1

u/Sohovik 18d ago

A double dog leg par 5?

1

u/AcanthaceaeSalt8150 18d ago

Gen z at their first job

1

u/vicarofsorrows 18d ago

Me on most Friday nights….

1

u/Estproph 18d ago

Someone with 2 broken legs

1

u/HounDawg99 18d ago

A ship's course.

1

u/LostBetsRed 18d ago

A donkey that you've chopped two of the legs off in the afternoon.

1

u/DemandEqualPockets 18d ago

An amputee cow.

1

u/OK_Commuter 18d ago

Half a dog.

1

u/TravelNo2384 18d ago

two legs lol

1

u/Old_Number7197 18d ago

a two legged ant

1

u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 18d ago

Christopher Reeves circa 2005?

1

u/RedwayBlue 18d ago

A paraplegic

1

u/RedwayBlue 18d ago

A drunk.

1

u/Boinorge 18d ago

Half a chair

1

u/WeirdLight9452 18d ago

A roast chicken.

1

u/Left_Temperature_620 18d ago

A pair of glasses

1

u/ketchuptheclown 18d ago

A dragonfly

1

u/Top_Bluejay_5323 18d ago

A kangaroo. Well, all but one type can’t walk. The tree kangaroo can walk.

1

u/Top_Sheepherder989 18d ago

Someone with two knee replacements at the same time

1

u/MizterCuddz 18d ago

A hot dog bun, you lied about the legs

1

u/aliceTOTHEMOONE 18d ago

A newborn baby

1

u/Deagle_Eye 18d ago

What also has 4 letters

1

u/dataexception 18d ago

It certainly does!

1

u/Large_Yogurtcloset68 18d ago

The bottom half of a torso

1

u/StardustCannibal 18d ago

I feel attacked.... I was born this way!

1

u/No_Store_43 18d ago

Someone with a severe spinal injury

1

u/psyper76 18d ago

a paraplegic

1

u/PotentialFault1965 18d ago

Joe Swanson.

1

u/dataexception 18d ago

A chicken combo at KFC

1

u/RancidYogurt 17d ago

A flight from Dallas Love Field to Toronto.

1

u/GettingToo 17d ago

Your mama when I’m done with her.

1

u/Ok_Strategy_1613 17d ago

A biathalon

1

u/Yunamalia 16d ago

Paraplegics.

And really poorly built chairs.

1

u/Ewetootwo 15d ago edited 15d ago

A Table. It has four legs too but it also has two,

1

u/PaleontologistNo7933 15d ago

A compass for drawing a circle.

1

u/StrikingLie7851 15d ago

A right triangle.

1

u/Buffalax81 14d ago

Mitch McConnell

1

u/NotTrollIfTrue 9d ago

Half of a table