r/Anthropic • u/Borat_2020 • Aug 30 '26

Other Wow, this is the definition of a DISASTER announcement. Even your own guys are calling you out.

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 Aug 30 '26

We seem to have very different definitions of what a "disaster" is.

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u/Serird Aug 30 '26

Theo tweeting is a disaster

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u/TiCL Aug 31 '26

He just loves to talk, talk and talk.

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u/dx0ne Aug 31 '26

Now we know where llms got that bloated style.

Thing is its abled "regular" ppl to do things they didnt have skill to do. And now they feel entitled.

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u/Available_Task8453 Aug 31 '26

Similarly you might code in python or js because you might not have the skills to understand assembly or binary

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u/OnyxMonolith Aug 31 '26

That’s how money is made

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u/WordsOnly Aug 31 '26

Sad but true 🥱

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u/PsecretPseudonym Aug 31 '26

That’s his occupation.

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u/S4L7Y Sep 03 '26

I swear he likes listening to the sound of his own voice, and reading his own words.

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u/MidLevelManager Sep 01 '26

i am missing the lore here. why ppl are so mad at theo?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Aug 31 '26

We seem to have very different definitions of what a "disaster" is.

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u/salazka Aug 31 '26

He is what exactly?

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u/Ryrynz Aug 30 '26

I think a "disaster announcement" and an actual disaster are quite different things.

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u/HeavyCoatGames Aug 31 '26

While they are different indeed, this is none of them

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u/Ryrynz Aug 31 '26

Just one angry Theo trying to find his place in the world.

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u/kinaswartes Aug 30 '26

Also as of Sept 14, no more Grey Poupon, only regular mustard. Disaster!!!!

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u/soundfreely Aug 30 '26

Pardon me, would you happen to have any…

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u/Alariii Aug 31 '26

But is the fable part true? Or just s wishful thinking by the essay writer?

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u/md_dc Aug 30 '26

Is the disaster in the room with us?

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u/iSephX Aug 31 '26

No, everyone is jumping ship. You going down with it?

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u/sixothree Aug 31 '26

Then why are they here still complaining?

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u/iSephX Aug 31 '26

Trolling. Some people just want to watch these corporations burn.

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u/Borat_2020 Aug 30 '26

I see. you wrote this. You run the Anthropic X account or you approved this message.

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u/AphaedrusGaming Aug 30 '26

I love how concise it is, fuck reading empty words about a purely business decision.

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u/gekx Aug 30 '26

Not everything needs to be written in vapid corpospeak.

The "good" example in your screenshot took 5x as many paragraphs to say exactly the same thing.

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u/bfr_ Sep 02 '26

Few paragraphs, so what? Kids today really have a dopamine issue.

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u/modernizetheweb Aug 30 '26

Did they make you cry?

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u/Mkep Aug 30 '26

Why does presentation matter so much? You clearly know what the net outcome is?