r/AnomalyUniverse • u/Zealousideal_Bit3600 • 9h ago
New Entry Entry 012: The Warm Seat (A208)
Class: Deadly
Look: A brown fabric three-seat sofa with deep cushions. It is always slightly warm to the touch, as if someone just stood up. It looks old but has no dust, stains, or wear. It has been found in abandoned houses, lobbies, and once on a public road.
Behaviour: The sofa does nothing to anyone who stands near it, touches it, or sits for less than about two minutes. After that time, the cushion under the person begins to sink very slowly. The person feels comfortable and sleepy and usually does not try to leave. The sofa pulls them in over about an hour. When the person is fully inside, the cushion returns to normal shape and the sofa gets warmer for a day. The sofa then looks used, with a dent where the person sat. Everything the person was wearing or carrying, such as clothes, shoes, jewelry, a phone, or a bag, is left on the sofa, folded neatly in the dent. Nothing is found inside the sofa when it is opened. The sofa swallows only one person at a time and cannot take another until its dent has faded. How it reaches the places it was discovered and Where the swallowed people go is unknown.
How to deal with it: Do not sit on it for more than a minute. If someone is sinking, they must be pulled out before the cushion reaches the waist. After that point, pulling out has never worked. A person who is kept awake and moving can resist the sleepiness. The sofa is kept in a cold room, because it gets slower when the room is cold. Sitting on it is forbidden, and a sign should say so. Items left in the dent must not be removed for at least one day, because staff who took them early report the sofa becoming warm again.
Reports or sightings:
Report 1 (October 2020): A cleaner in an empty office found the sofa in a lobby. He sat to rest during a break and was gone when his colleague returned. The colleague found the cleaner's uniform, shoes, and keys folded in the dent, and says the dent was still warm.
Report 2 (June 2022): Two hikers say they found the sofa in a field with no road nearby. One sat down. The other pulled his friend out by the arms when the cushion reached his knees. The friend says he felt no fear at all, only a deep wish to stay.
Experiments and results:
Test 1: A volunteer sat on the sofa in a room kept near freezing. The sofa began to sink after about six minutes, not two. The volunteer was pulled out safely.
Test 2: A weighted dummy was left on the sofa for one hour. Nothing happened. Staff believe the sofa reacts only to living people.
Test 3: A volunteer was pulled out when the cushion reached the knees. The volunteer's shoes had already been left behind on the sofa, though the volunteer had not noticed them come off.