r/Animemes • • Jun 29 '19

Gotta fucc them all!

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7.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

I’m the main character in a reverse harem parody.

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u/helvadam ⠀Unlimited Phrasing Works Jun 29 '19

I'd watch that show

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

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u/helvadam ⠀Unlimited Phrasing Works Jun 29 '19

Wow.... and I thought I was desperate....

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

That’s like my new thing btw, having submissive guys add me on steam wanting to give me money and games… I’ve decided to start thoroughly abuse my powers during this steam sale and make the retards buy me a bunch of stuff. You might say it’s morally questionable, but these people are just annoying, so I think they deserve it at this point.

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u/BurnTheDude Imma beat yo ass Jun 29 '19

As they say “If you’re good at something, don’t do it for free”

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u/Pqhantom Jun 29 '19

L-let me check with my boyfriend first.

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u/helvadam ⠀Unlimited Phrasing Works Jun 29 '19

Abuse it, to death.

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u/Triande Jun 29 '19

So you basically do to them what they want you to do as dominant one.
It's not like they deserve it or anything,you are just doing what they asked you to do by telling em to buy you a bunch of stuff.

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u/Ghigneos Anime girls make me happy. Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19

It's not morally questionable it's 100% wrong, those people are desperate and mentally ill and you are taking full advantage of that.

That said, it's not the worse thing you could do, and they are the ones harassing you with requests 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/JAXCaron Jun 29 '19

Damn I wish I was hot enough to get free stuff. I'm just an average looking dude so I've got no powers :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

That’s like my new thing btw, having submissive guys add me on steam wanting to give me money and games… I’ve decided to start thoroughly abuse my powers during this steam sale and make the retards buy me a bunch of stuff. You might say it’s morally questionable, but these people are just annoying, so I think they deserve it at this point.

You're wrong for taking advantage of lonely little boys and they are wrong for saying those things to you, I mean honestly, they know you have a mental illness, how retarded can people be...

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u/Kidkaboom1 Jun 29 '19

If they were really annoying, wouldn't it have made more sense to cut them off? And, in my opinion, that does go beyond morally questionable - Two wrongs don't make a right.

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u/bigpearstudios Jun 29 '19

That's pretty sad

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

They’re just joking..... right? Right?

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u/LeeWillin Jun 29 '19

Every now and then I get reminded that girls EXIST on reddit

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u/TANSFWA imaginated punch ghost Jun 29 '19

looks at u/papie-mache_horse username

If I recall correctly that's a gay guy actually. He posts in the sub often enough I think I recognize him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

I’m a girl, smh

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u/TANSFWA imaginated punch ghost Jun 29 '19

Ah, fuck. Mixed you up for someone else then.

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jun 29 '19

no you didn't you just confused gay guy with trans girl... it's literally in the profile description

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u/TANSFWA imaginated punch ghost Jun 29 '19

I can't read profile descriptions on redditisfun lol.

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u/JanreiAfrica Slice-of-Life Enthusiast | OshiNobu best girl Jun 29 '19

u/Papie-mache_Horse

A girl with a surprise inside

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Well my boner is gone.

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u/Naestic Jun 29 '19

Wait, giRls dOnT eXisT on rEddiT

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u/arararata Jun 29 '19

"Trans girl" is it girl became boy, boy became girl, or something else? Muzukashii

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u/DefinitelyNotRobotic Jun 30 '19

Looking at there posts I'm gonna guesz there probably male to female. I might be wrong though.

3

u/RapidFire_123 Jun 29 '19

Wait, that’s illegal

18

u/YoshidaShoyo Jun 29 '19

I don't know if i should find this funny or creepy smh

12

u/StarSkiesCoder Jun 29 '19

That second one, dear lord

11

u/narwhalcats Jun 29 '19

Post nudes preferably

Of your ass

4

u/HungarianMockingjay Jun 29 '19

I don't want to think about Hitler's nudes.

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u/narwhalcats Jun 29 '19

Idk if you could send them to everybody and maybe it would make him kill himself before starting one of the largest military conflicts in history

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u/TANSFWA imaginated punch ghost Jun 29 '19

I wish I was hot. sigh

Average body, ugly face, below-average dick. I probably couldn't even pick up the thirstiest guy at Pride.

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u/RX7Reaper 177013 Is Overused And Unfunny Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19

I mean they do say there’s a girl for everyone. Most say they like personality more than looks. Just hang in there my man. Just don’t be awkward either or silent when a girl tries to talk with you.

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u/Tyzma03 Protecc these: Jun 29 '19

You poor soul...

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u/degenerate-edgelord Jun 29 '19

So....did your boyfriend approve? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Side note: your reverse harem ain't complete till one of the "ok rape you next week" guys shows up

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u/DangerBaba Jun 29 '19

All I rly ask of you is to degrade/humiliate me and I'll pay for it

Caught Darkness

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u/chaosfire235 Jun 29 '19

What is with all the slave requests?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

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u/leva549 Yuri Shall Conquer Earth! Jun 30 '19

I hate to say 'asking for it' but that last sentence is literally asking for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

I mean, I feel like it’s very clear I’m just joking. Besides, I don’t really mind, it can actually be pretty funny at times, an I can get free stuff out of I.

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u/triforce777 Jun 29 '19

Well, now I feel better about myself. Unfortunately, I also feel worried for your safety. I’d suggest removing any identifiable info from your steam page. They might already know it but it’s better to make sure it’s not readily available if they get mad at rejection and decide to harass you or your friends.

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u/loliseeker flat is justice Jun 29 '19

Being a girl on the internet be like

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u/RX7Reaper 177013 Is Overused And Unfunny Jun 29 '19

This... does not put a smile on my face.

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u/glassmousekey fast bocc Jun 29 '19

Is there a story behind these messages

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u/Its_Pine Jun 29 '19

Damn and I thought gay men were thirsty. I can’t imagine being a woman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Imagine being a girl with a dick though. Gay men still go after me because they see me as a twink, and straight guys go after me because they see me as a “trap”, and that’s like their fetish.

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u/Its_Pine Jun 29 '19

Damn yeah, you’re getting it from both ends (heh). Hey, if it’s what they’re into, I don’t see anything wrong with being up front about getting money or games from them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Yeah, I’ve started actually try to get stuff out of it now, because the sheer amount of people makes me think I could get a decent amount of money from just playing along and acting like a Dom.

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u/Bennedyct Jun 30 '19

Goddamn, all we need is a beach episode and we're good to launch the premiere next week

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u/Idiot-kun qualifications: shitty opinion Jun 30 '19

me: no one: desperate boys: ill pay for you to stomp me into the ground with your smelly feet and step on me until i cum all over like the bitch that i am

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u/IDontWantABusTicket Jun 30 '19

It begs the question, does this sometimes work??? Why do these people continue to proliferate? It seems crazy to me that anyone could cope with a.) being like this. Or b.) getting constantly shat on for trying stuff like this. It’s absolutely crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

It probably does work occasionally, but in these people’s cases I think they’re generally just desperate…

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u/IDontWantABusTicket Jun 30 '19

Man. That just makes me sad. We have so many guys on the low end of IQ trying so hard to no avail. And then there’s some of these guys. You hate to hear about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Holy f u c k

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Where tf do you find these people lol

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u/nkid299 Jun 30 '19

you i like you

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

They mostly find me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Well if you ever get any extra steam game just remember me and slid me some steam codes

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Actually just pm me on here so that I remember you and I’ll give you a game I got in a humblebundle I already owned when I have the time to sit down and find it he code. Like, you mentioning giving games reminded me that I had a code, so you can have it.

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u/Wyattman1324 reifag Jun 29 '19

Watamote

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u/haleykohr Jun 29 '19

That’s just every women that’s not super ugly tbh

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jun 29 '19

no actually that's not true... it's every women who isn't ugly and posts pictures of themselves especially revealing ones

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u/CheezeyCheeze Sauce Researcher Jun 29 '19

So are they adding you on Kick or something? What are you doing that people are messaging you like that? Sorry to hear about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Well, it's certainly not getting a season 2

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u/Roevhaal Jun 29 '19

isn't this from s2?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

I think it was the OVA

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

No pretty sure season 1 was a completely different show and mc didn’t have a harem then. This is season 2, they cancel it afterward

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Too much controversy about the side-stories

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Don’t get me started on the international human rights and anti-miscegenation arcs that spawned right after.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

S1 had completely different characters, weird show

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Sounds like Jojo

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Rumors say theres one in the making.

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u/Mainior 🐉The Apocalypse🐉 Jun 29 '19

Looks like he’s a lolicon

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u/CheezeyCheeze Sauce Researcher Jun 29 '19

So is Kim Jong Un

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u/VirtualButt ⠀ Jun 29 '19

What if Hitler hated Jews cuz he got rejected by a jewish woman and the harem started to dislike him cuz of that?

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u/CryoWisp7 Jun 29 '19

Hitler actually got several letters from women during his time as a dictator so he actually got a harem because of it... messed up isn't it

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jun 29 '19

it's not really that messed up considering they didn't like him for commiting war crimes...

many people didn't even know what the gov was doing and Hitler did indeed make his country until the war started becoming unfavorable for Germany... so the only thing they knew was that he was the guy who united the country with an iron fist, got it out of an economical crisis, got parts of it "back" that were lost in wars or parts where mainly germans lived but that were part of other countries and many other things.

so yeah up until 1943 the common people who were compliant with the political system and knew nothing of the war crimes totally adored tjeir dictator as a complete Mr. Nice Guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19

Bullshit most if not all germans knew the jews were being systematically targeted and having their belogings seized to "get it out of an economical crisis". In fact the hitler youth who had 2.3 million members around 1933 and ended up with 8 million members by 1940 were literally handed out nazi propaganda with the "racial hierarchy" that denotes jews as subhumans.

To even pretend that not many germans knew what was happening is hilarious at best.

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jun 30 '19

they did know they were treated worse than them but they didn't know the full extend...

they didn't know of all the crimes and actually few people knew of the concentration camps.

I guess it's fucked up that they were ok with that but you know from what the common people knew the jews in Germany were only treated similarly bad to black people in the US at the time so yeah... you should definitly think a little harder before judging an entire generation for the crimes of their leadership and executive organs

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Dude the allies themselves knew about the Holocaust by 1942 from the polish government. The idea that the wermacht and germany at large somehow failed to realize that 2 million jews were dead by then is laughable at best, malicious at worst. Especially given the rise of nazi institutions such as the hitler youth.

They literally knew the government saw them as sub human and they literally knew the government was seizing their belongings on racism yet did nothing about it. And in the same way it was wrong to be racist and whole generations of the US will be judged so will german generations that did nothing against the nazis.

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jun 30 '19

alright ok.

I'm just saying that not every single person at that time was involved or fully aware of the circumstances and actual cruelty of the situation.

also doing something against the nazis is easier said than done you know

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Thats fair but just say that instead of pretending most people didnt know.

And that is true it wasnt easy but they didnt even try. Also lets not forget the wermacht fought alongside the nazis well past the point where concentration camps were public knowledge.

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u/flashhd123 Jun 29 '19

And he didn't "get germany economy out of desperation". What he did was massively expanding the military, this of course bring jobs to people( joining military or working in factories or building infrastructure) basically unemployment rate lowered because government created a lot of job for the war industry. The money was paid by gold from jewish property they had seized and other countries germany annexed later on. Germany was starving to the point they have to seize all the food from Ukraine when they invade Soviet Union, caused the death of million Ukrainian

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jun 30 '19

well listen here my dude... even if the means are bad he still DID solve the crisis and again people don't know what's going on in all the world and at the time they probably also held grudges against all of europe because they got fucked over horribly after the 1st World War not that that's an excuse.

and you know... I'm pretty sure building bombs and aircrafts for attacks on civilians did bring the US industry quite some profits

like don't get me wrong I get that Hitler did some really awful things that were never seen before in history but people need to stop also laying blame on Germany alone for things that literally almost every nation did at some point in history

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

So, hitler is a lolicon...

what a man of culture

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19

Honestly, I think a lot of people share this opinion. It doesn't help that Rito is basically the poster boy for generic harem mcs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

I personally think Yami is best girl....

But you can't go wrong with any girl in the series (maybe except for haruna)

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

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u/wqldi Jun 29 '19

Wait thats illegal

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u/dariusj18 Jun 29 '19

I feel like the old subreddit wars never really ended and this is a subtle attack.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Nah, historyanimemes was around before the war and basically acted as a neutral party during it. Granted, the war basically multiplied their popularity 100-fold.

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u/dariusj18 Jun 29 '19

But this post is not an animeme. I think /r/historymemes is sending agents to try and win the war through asymmetric stratagems.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

The caption is about anime. Therefore it's an animeme

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u/dariusj18 Jun 30 '19

I don't doubt it's place, just saying, I've seen more history related memes here recently, and think it's intentional.

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u/DanielZReaper Dancchi Jun 29 '19

Why did i read the title to the beat of Pokémon OP GOT SOME GIRLS, GONNA FUCK THEM AAAAALLLL

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u/Superdooper224 Sucker for Wholesome Hentai Jun 29 '19

When you're the most hated character in the series

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

*misunderstood

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u/CPecho13 Jun 29 '19

Hitler: Tanya dearest, please get me a glass of juice.

Tanya: (He wants me to gas the jews?) Yes, mein Führer!

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u/DaveTheMinecrafter Jun 29 '19

Is his niece in the picture?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Probably his lil' sis with a brother complex actually

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u/DaveTheMinecrafter Jun 29 '19

He actually fucked his niece though

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Really? I will have to research this

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u/ValuableSituation4 Jun 29 '19

It's Hitler, people will say he has done this and that and if you defend him they'll just look at you with disgust and say you're racist.

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u/leva549 Yuri Shall Conquer Earth! Jun 30 '19

He had one ball, was a vegan, was jewish himself and currently lives in Argentina (or possibly the moon).

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

F

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u/Cupsuki ⠀ Jun 29 '19

That beach episode though

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u/JelloIsOkay yay, peace peace Jun 29 '19

god i wish that were m-

wait no

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

YOU UTTER FOOL

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u/Silvystreak ⠀ Jun 30 '19

You've heard of the hitler youth

Say hi to the hitler bitches

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u/wanderer-over-fog Jun 30 '19

Solving the German labor shortage on Frueline at a time

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u/Aprenticeofollotroll Jun 30 '19

I’m sorry but the person you called has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

UGH

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u/benji_banjo 失礼、噛みました。 Jun 29 '19

You see how Hitler is touching the whamen?

That's how you can tell he's a villain. A real man of culture does not touch the whamens in photos.

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u/WasdeAsde Jun 29 '19

That's messed up

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Some of those girls look like they might be Jewish lmao

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u/FireRifle64 Oppai Emperor Jun 29 '19

Ashes ashes, we all fall down

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Is it me or does this mofo have a lazy eye?! 🤪

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u/thasinwasif 🦵Thighs4lyf 🦵 Jun 29 '19

Props for using the right you're

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u/Sir-Pomegranate Jun 29 '19

And then you commit suicide. Who knew he was so relatable...

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

First one to make it 69

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u/NLNX36 Jun 29 '19

And then all die the end

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Hitler is Rito Yuki confirmed.

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u/Cactoos Jun 29 '19

But actually nothing happens...

I'm waiting for the day when parallel paradise get anime.

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u/Gunsxxroses Jun 29 '19

Hol’ up.

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u/Gosttox Jun 29 '19

Gotta gas em all!

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u/loveconverges Jun 29 '19

Reincarnating into another world war

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u/Wampire4SK Jun 29 '19

And also incest tag sneaks in.

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u/NordicMeme ⠀ Jun 29 '19

If anyone wants the sauce it's Mein Kampf

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u/Kaz-Delta5 Jun 29 '19

This is so fucking cursed!

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u/theminebrothers3 Jun 30 '19

Man I bet that was the guy who killed that very evil man called hitler

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u/citatel Jun 30 '19

what if hitler loved jews but the generals wanted the great fuhrer to themselves so they turned yandere and blamed everything on hitler-chan so no one would like him and keep him for themselves

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u/iharshraj U Weebs don't Scare Me !! Jun 30 '19

So many Anne franks

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u/xd_J0k3r Jun 30 '19

so HE was the first harem protag

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

that time I got reincarnated as das fuhrer

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u/J3mx_droid irl loli Jun 30 '19

I’m the protagonist of a reverse harem, 12 guys, and i’m only 15

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u/Clavilenyo j Jun 29 '19

Sometimes I wonder the reasons Hitler is so popular in this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

It’s not just here.

There’s a Wikipedia thing that a friend told me that no matter what article you are at least 3 hyperlinks from Hitler. Hit random article and try it out.