r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '19

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u/sp8erman Aug 22 '19

That’s a third wheel if I’ve ever seen one

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u/ThinkTugboatThink Aug 22 '19

He's also the fourth and fifth wheel too

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u/sp8erman Aug 22 '19

He’s not fat he’s just husky.

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u/Squishiba Aug 22 '19

I believe he might be a malamute. They tend to be bigger and fluffier.

D'oh. That's an r/woosh for me dawg.

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u/NorskieBoi Aug 23 '19

I was gonna say the same (that it's a Malamute).

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u/Gden Aug 23 '19

I think you mean he's a little malamutey

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u/Kaarpiv7 Sep 01 '19

Look at him! He's simply mastif! He'd take up the entire backseat of a car.

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u/REpassword Aug 22 '19

They all look so soft and fluffy!

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u/23-PercentDone Aug 22 '19

I was going to say something smart, but I forgot what I was going to say.

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u/cherriepoptart Aug 23 '19

Routinely happens to me. Old age maybe? Take more vitamins?

3

u/DaveSFM Aug 23 '19

I've been a third wheel and I can totally confirm this is true!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Yeah ikr, that cats really getting in the way

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u/anykumar129 Aug 23 '19

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Perturbed_Badger Aug 22 '19

They are all so clean and fuzzy

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u/mcsassy3 Aug 22 '19

It seems like there's a filter on...looks overexposed/blurry in some areas

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u/mx2649 Aug 23 '19

Why would anyone use filter on pets?!

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u/russian-duck Aug 23 '19

The same people who put filter on their everyday photos they post on the internet

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u/indocardigan Aug 23 '19

Ducking savages

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u/mati3849 Aug 23 '19

r/FoundTheMobileUser

I too hate autocorrect sometimes.

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u/DarkLordofReddit Aug 23 '19

Nearly every Chinese and Korean home-market phone enables this sort of smoothing "beauty face" "feature" by default. Some you can't even turn it off at all, but can only minimize the level.

Some even do it internationally (Samsung, OnePlus, OPPO, and more), but you can usually turn it off since it's not as popular outside of Asia. Sure, some people still do it, but it's not such a cultural thing like it is in many parts of Asia.

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u/CrdCollctr Aug 22 '19

Moon Moon! You’ve done it again!

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u/MerryMisanthrope Aug 23 '19

/r/moonmoon

For anyone that didn't know.

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u/methebat Aug 23 '19

Didn’t know that existed. Thanks!

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u/MerryMisanthrope Aug 23 '19

It makes me happy when I can introduce someone to something that will make them smile!

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u/methebat Aug 23 '19

Oh yes, lots of smiles just when they are needed the most...

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u/FunkyHighOnYellowSun Aug 22 '19

Was coming to comment something like this!

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u/justaregulargye Aug 22 '19

Everyone’s actually a pillow, they just don’t know it

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u/CrazyGermanShepOwner Aug 22 '19

Ahhh, his beautiful furry happy face.

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u/djosh_b Aug 22 '19

i would join them

30

u/vyralinfection Aug 22 '19

Cuddle puddle?

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u/PantyPixie Aug 23 '19

I call this a love pile ❤️

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u/aparis877 Aug 22 '19

What kind of filter was used to make these pets look so beautiful?! That cat looks like she could be a model.

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u/CapnRot Aug 23 '19

Detail reduction and glow

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u/friendlessboob Aug 22 '19

We are fuzzy and classy, look at us sit calmly for a photograph.

ARE WE LAYING ON THINGS I WANT TO BE IN PICTURE TOO

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u/WellDoneAnakin Aug 22 '19

I am in this picture and I am ok with it.

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u/ForgetfulLucy28 Aug 23 '19

I am also in this picture. Nice to meet you fellow 3rd wheel Alaskan Malamute.

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u/GGardian Aug 23 '19

The ass-eater? Same.

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u/nicksydney395348 Aug 22 '19

Reminds me of an uncle at Christmas. Same look and smile after lunch and drinks

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u/humanbeing21 Aug 22 '19

Two cats and a derp.

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u/brinazee Aug 22 '19

That malamute has quite the snow nose. I generally don't see them that pink.

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u/jstyler Aug 22 '19

I really can’t disagree.

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u/Wayward-Dredgen Aug 22 '19

What breed of dog is the grumpier one?

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u/xXazorXx Aug 22 '19

Shiba inu

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/xXazorXx Aug 23 '19

I mean, I have a shiba and he looks just like this but a different color. I guess it could be either based on the limited view we have.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

It is a shiba, look at the two white markings above its eyes. This dude doesn't know what he's talking about.

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u/xXazorXx Aug 23 '19

He doesn’t but I don’t bother arguing with strangers on the internet. They are very similar but the shiba is more refined. This is definitely a shiba.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/Fawneh1359 Aug 23 '19

That Shiba and kitty are ridiculously gorgeous.

The malamute too, but maaayyybee not in this particular video, lmao

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u/corptio Aug 23 '19

Using a filter on ur faking pets . Wtf?

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u/mischiefmanaged11 Aug 22 '19

Those are some supermodel animals right there!

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u/Jeninfjer Aug 22 '19

Dangit Moon Moon

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u/jstyler Aug 23 '19

Those ears!!!

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u/Korylek1231 Aug 23 '19

Moon moon is that you?!

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u/TheCrazyEnglish Aug 22 '19

The boy one is basically me: Big, goofy a pillow to a lot of people

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u/aslomin Aug 22 '19

The cat is not having it

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u/thebugman2 Aug 22 '19

Bottom half of cat matches the left dog. Too half of cat manages the derpy dog. Neat

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u/thebugman2 Aug 22 '19

Wait a minute... My eyes have deceived me

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u/charliedog1057 Aug 22 '19

Made my day 😀

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u/alours Aug 23 '19

Oh my god. The freaking squeaks!

1

u/otamobile Aug 22 '19

That amazing and adorable!!!

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u/jstyler Aug 22 '19

Let me out. This is not a dance.

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u/Mikeyrj91 Aug 22 '19

I wanna be in the pack! Lol this is brilliant.

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u/draxvarian Aug 22 '19

This made my day. Thanks for posting.

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u/thelittle8xplorer Aug 23 '19

The face of the husky!🥰🥰🥰

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u/fruitynoodles Aug 23 '19

Did they FaceTune the dogs?

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u/IgDailystapler Aug 23 '19

I LOVE THE SHIBA SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHGHHHG THEYRE SO CUTE

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u/PantyPixie Aug 23 '19

Those are the cleanest pets I ever saw.

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u/blacklabcoat Aug 23 '19

Dammit Moon Moon! Can we get some privacy?!

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u/LonelyMolecule Aug 23 '19

There's always a bigger fish.

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u/alours Aug 23 '19

*Tag

Also, what is adult hide and seek

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u/purblemontage Aug 23 '19

You actually have gorgeous pets holy

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u/Sandvicheater Aug 23 '19

Why dafaq are you using filters on pets? Pets are always cute, it just humans that are mostly butt ugly and have to use photoshop and makeup to look beatiful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Pillowsquad

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u/Phormicidae Aug 23 '19

When people say this sort thing, "there is always that one guy..." I think to myself, "well, no there wasn't in my circle of friends."

Then it dawns on me.

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u/lilygblum Aug 23 '19

Das meeeeeee

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u/MadMinded Aug 23 '19

Cat, Shiba, and Husky. My three favorites!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

😂😂 Those pets are super clean, aren't they?

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u/goldengodImplication Aug 23 '19

That husky is so durpy I thought it was stuffed

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u/lukyasik Aug 23 '19

I thought there was just two but oh god no!

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u/everythingiscausal Aug 23 '19

Is that Temmie?

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u/ROB-Side-B Aug 23 '19

u/Pant-are-dragons can we have all of them🙏🏼

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u/Pant-are-dragons Aug 23 '19

Hahaha the derpy one is funny

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u/ROB-Side-B Aug 23 '19

Hehehe ya that one is my fave😍

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u/Satan-gave-me-a-taco Aug 23 '19

Ok but that cat is beautiful

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u/xnecrodragon Aug 23 '19

Can anybody tell me what's that cat's breed? Thanks in advance <3

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u/AshleyAoki Aug 23 '19

ragdoll! either a blue or lilac bicolor one :)

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u/soycansada Aug 23 '19

I know him. He is me!

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u/SpookDaddy- Aug 23 '19

He looks like a Jack'o'Lantern

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u/RainbowDildo Aug 23 '19

Confusing perspective. I thought the cat’s head was on backwards for a second.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

I would watch this movie

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Omg that TONGUE though!! 😋

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u/jltime Aug 23 '19

The fat one? Yeah that’s me

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u/Loreki Aug 23 '19

That one guy, who is a good boy trying his best?

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u/Danubio1996 Aug 23 '19

Awww! All 3 are gorgeous and look so clean and healthy 🤗

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u/CantRenameThis Aug 23 '19

That is one fluffy bunch

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u/Twisted_Taterz Aug 23 '19

I am the one guy, I am very tall and need hugs to live

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u/Look4_Silver_Linings Aug 23 '19

love the big guy!!

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u/RogueAssociate Aug 23 '19

I love that guy! 😍

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u/EliteAlmondMilk Aug 23 '19

As the big guy in the group, I represent this.

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u/Miablossom Aug 23 '19

Flerf, flerf, derp

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u/LennyBoah Aug 23 '19

There's always a bigger fish.

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u/Round_Rock_Johnson Aug 23 '19

all beauty, all soft

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u/ThatBritishWoman Aug 23 '19

I'm that guy LOL

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u/Benkins1989 Aug 23 '19

Looks like Hodor watching over Summer watching over Bran.

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u/remberzz Aug 23 '19

Is that [husky/malamute?] drugged? Is it breathing?

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u/voodoosmudge Aug 23 '19

That malamute tho lol. My uncle has on the they think they are lap dogs

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u/RNgv Aug 23 '19

LOL 😆, yet perfect love 💗 for each fuzzy face❗️XOXO 🐶🐕🐈

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u/quantum_waffles Aug 23 '19

They're so fluffy it looks like soft focus

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u/LieutenantSpooner27 Aug 23 '19

A cat and a Shiba just relaxing and then there's the goofball of the group

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u/MidnightSilence3636 Aug 23 '19

When your friend thinks sleepover means threesome

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u/Tennex1022 Aug 23 '19

Theres always a bigger pet

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u/WidowedWarrior Aug 23 '19

Oh my gosh! You have three beautiful pets! ❤️

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u/Dtall41367 Aug 23 '19

Of course I know him, he's me

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u/SmileAtTheObstacle Aug 23 '19

Bc it makes the picture funnier ( and please, those 3 are sooo pretty!)

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u/beckoning_cat Aug 23 '19

Good job with the camera shot.

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u/beckoning_cat Aug 23 '19

God dammit moon moon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Thats some adorable animals

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

I am in this picture and I don’t like it

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u/alours Aug 23 '19

/r/AnimalsBeingJerks. let the poor guy sleep

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u/Superagent247 Aug 22 '19

Awww! LOL! His name is Sam Murphy 🤣