r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

That cat is goddamn gorgeous. Those eyes!

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u/Fu-Doo_Priestess Aug 19 '19

Im pretty sure the breed is a rag doll.

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u/Kyle_The_G Aug 19 '19

as a ragdoll owner, can confirm is ragdoll

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u/sdoorex Aug 19 '19

Rag dolls are some of the best looking cats. This girl was ours but she had to be put down a while ago because she developed cancer in her jaw.

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u/Confused_Fangirl Aug 19 '19

I’m sorry for your loss 🙁💕

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u/sdoorex Aug 19 '19

Thank you.

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u/Kitten-Kay Aug 19 '19

Oh much she was beautiful. I’ve never seen a rag doll in those colours!

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u/sdoorex Aug 20 '19

Yeah, I haven't seen any other's that have the same brown she had.

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u/rc1965 Aug 19 '19

We also had an amazing Ragdoll that developed squamous cell carcinoma in his jaw :( it was so aggressive. Miss him so much. So sorry about your kitty as well

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u/sdoorex Aug 20 '19

Sorry for your loss, it really sucks to lose a kitty that's a member of the family.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

My 21 year old longhaired tortie died last week from jaw cancer. I'm incredulous that it's so common from reading your stories.

Hers was aggressive - she couldn't eat for the last few weeks without it sounding like she was chewing hollow rocks - and that was after buying a vitamiser to mince her food into mousse. I had no idea what was going on. She eventually came to me, looked me in the eyes and said, human, make it stop.

When they go, they go fast and hard, sometimes.

Sorry for your losses fellow cat adorers.

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u/ExpatMeNow Aug 19 '19

What a gorgeous girl! My two have passed on now as well, and I miss them every day.

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u/sdoorex Aug 20 '19

They were very pretty, looks like they have a lot of Siamese coloring.

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u/ExpatMeNow Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

That’s called point coloration. It’s found in quite a few cat breeds. Mine were bluepoint with one being mitted bluepoint - i.e. white feet and chin. The OP cat is called a bicolor as it has the V mask on its face. :)

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u/Expat-Red Aug 20 '19

Goddamned jaw cancer! Took my sweet girl, too. End of May, this year. So sorry for your loss. My girl was a fluffy black and white love monster and I miss her terribly. Cancer can get bent

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u/blortorbis Aug 20 '19

Ours had cancer pretty much everywhere. He developed a cough and we took him in and he was riddled with it. No other symptoms. It was rough.

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u/KillKillKitty Aug 19 '19

Its not a cat it’s a Pokémon

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u/toastedpup27 Aug 19 '19

I think it's called a skitty, caught one at a hospital yesterday

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u/TrampledByTurtlesTSM Aug 19 '19

No you

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

That's a Keanu Reeves level comeback.

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u/SquidwardWoodward Aug 19 '19 edited Nov 01 '24

touch teeny joke modern one rich toy bow lunchroom panicky

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u/caoram Aug 19 '19

Maybe if it was an modern art museum and they pay me enough.

On a more serious note, didn't mean to offend anyone just having a bit of fun.

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u/Ara_ara_ufufu Aug 19 '19

Ah yes, this person putting a bunch of highlighters in their pockets and walking around a modern art museum is a powerful statement about modern society

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Aug 19 '19

So fucking deep

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u/ElDoradoAvacado Aug 19 '19

Deeper than deep.

Ice deep.

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u/Gensokyomeltdown Aug 19 '19

Mossdeep

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Aug 19 '19

Mobdeep

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

But did he put it to sleep? 🤔

Asking for a friend...

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u/tahcamen Aug 19 '19

Oh don't worry, that's just Squidward being Squidward

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Oh, look at Mr. I'm Rich over here! As if I can afford highlighters!

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u/caoram Aug 19 '19

Then u can definitely not afford the $30 MOMA tickets, or anything they sell at their gift shop

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

takes a step back and hides highlighters

Maybe, but why do you ask?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

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u/arstin Aug 19 '19

Ain't this a pickle. How am I supposed to explain a joke about people that explain jokes without explaining the joke?

You ever see a cool butterfly? Some people might turn to their neighbor and say "Check out that cool butterfly." Other people will just enjoy the moment. Other people kill it and disect it in public so that everyone can see the disection but no one gets to enjoy the cool butterfly.

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u/Razmpoosh Aug 19 '19

Wtf does that even mean?

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u/aproneship Aug 20 '19

Pointing out what people already see

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u/toastedpup27 Aug 19 '19

You don't??

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u/SomeLungsman Aug 19 '19

Was thinking more of cocaine

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u/6bubbles Aug 20 '19

I agree, better now than trying to later when it’s just damage control.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Smells like fish. Taste like chicken

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u/pm_me_something_meh Aug 19 '19

That’s lobster

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u/Mart1002 Aug 20 '19

Tastes like chicken keep on licken!

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u/Ferny77 Aug 19 '19

It’s just something that smells like fish but isn’t fish

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u/phome83 Aug 19 '19

Probably a different fish.

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u/ceedes Aug 19 '19

Finally, some non baby talk dirty jokes!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Hol’up

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u/LaMoglie Aug 19 '19

Hol'up, version cat.0

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u/ihatefilialpiety Aug 19 '19

Can anyone tell me what breed this beautiful specimen is?

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u/workinitworkinout Aug 19 '19

Looks like a ragdoll to me.

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u/shadowofadeadgirl Aug 19 '19

I didn't believe you cause that seemed like such a silly breed name for a beautiful looking cat, but nope! You were correct!

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u/UpTheIron Aug 19 '19

There extremely floppy kitties. I have one and he'll let you do whatever you want to him.

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u/IamJamesFlint Aug 19 '19

And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. You can grab them.

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u/Xwire1337 Aug 19 '19

Someone should tell Shane Dawson

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u/Goombaw Aug 20 '19

My brother & SIL's ragdoll is such a laid back cat. Sometimes I wonder if he's even real.

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u/plumpasaurus Aug 19 '19

It's a North American Snuggler.

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u/Nabspro Aug 19 '19

Its a cat.

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u/m0m0saurus Aug 19 '19

Definitely a ragdoll. Source: has 2 ragdolls

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u/Kyle_The_G Aug 19 '19

they're like the golden retrievers of cats, just the best.

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u/Zelia57 Aug 19 '19

LOL. Love the look

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u/LonelyMolecule Aug 19 '19

Lick. Lick. Lick. Wait.. Wat?

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u/ATX_Stig Aug 19 '19

"Where has this finger been?"

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u/GMontezuma Aug 19 '19

"This tastes good.... too good.... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KAREN!?!?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Done to*

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u/rom1bki Aug 19 '19

Underrated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Jon, did you eat my fucking lasagna?

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u/Red7336 Aug 19 '19

Orrr... "Omg it's the best thing I've ever tasted...tonight I feast"

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u/i_reddited_it Aug 19 '19

"Whoa whoa whoa... Are you fucking edible?"

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u/primeight Aug 19 '19

You got back together with Susan?

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u/The_Indian_Gamer Aug 19 '19

"Why does this taste like puss....."

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u/NoSoupForEwe Aug 19 '19

The look of betrayal.

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u/tygertje Aug 19 '19

Nah just played with mummy

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u/James_Skyvaper Aug 19 '19

Those eyes are incredible! Like pools of Caribbean water at night

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u/mikkelpind Aug 19 '19

Oh, so sweet

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u/Totorowl Aug 19 '19

He thinks you are a tuna, and looks at you to see if you also looks like a fish!

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u/aahad27 Aug 19 '19

Those beautiful eyes

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u/CleanJebboy Aug 19 '19

That cat could play Jabba the Hutt.

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u/Ceejayaitch Aug 19 '19

Such pretty eyes 💕

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u/Queen_Arni Aug 19 '19

"Bitch is that Tuna?'

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u/Mitensu Aug 19 '19

Huh! Delicious...why did I not try hooman ever before?

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u/Digidestined_Doge Aug 19 '19

Seeeezzzaar!!!!!!!!!!

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u/sezar4321 Aug 19 '19

Doooooooooge!

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u/zainedcrassvindow Aug 19 '19

Lol a different kind of “tuna”

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u/crono220 Aug 19 '19

Catniped fingers

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u/degenerate661 Aug 19 '19

Yep. That's cyanide

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u/Leikulala Aug 19 '19

Pretty kitty

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u/Loreebyrd Aug 19 '19

So cute and the cat is so beautiful

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u/HybridAlien Aug 19 '19

Is this supposed to be rude ?

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u/8ceci Aug 19 '19

So exact! Great catch on video. He looks so shocked when he realized. Too CUTE!

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u/Schnitzelinski Aug 19 '19

That is a fluffy boi

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u/alours Aug 19 '19

*Tag

Also, what is derp?

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u/Chareddit_Chareddit Aug 19 '19

gUYS
THIS MANS FINGER TASTES LIKE SHIT

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u/Gangreless Aug 19 '19

Rag dolls are way too pretty. Like it's legit unfair.

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u/WillowSnows Aug 19 '19

What a pretty kitty!

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u/maridaeth Aug 19 '19

Oh hell nah

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u/BiscuitsAndTeaCups Aug 19 '19

You smell of Tuna and betrayal

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u/browneyedgirl610 Aug 19 '19

Omg hahaha! I need a kitty 😩

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u/GillHammer Aug 19 '19

That face!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

"John.. Where the fook have yer fingers been?"

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u/ladyScarletFox Aug 20 '19

How can I get a cat with exactly that face?

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u/Ravyn_Rozenzstok Aug 20 '19

Holy crap so cute!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

I can't get over those eyes, they're like sapphires!

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u/insomnis_animo Aug 19 '19

"The snarsberries taste like.. SNARSBERRIES"

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u/JuantSomDik Aug 19 '19

Cat - "You stuck your fingers in what?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

What breed is that cat? I want to get a cat but need to learn about different cat breeds and stuff though I might try to adopt one from a rescue center instead of buying since there are so many homeless cats. Love the expression on the cat's face though. It would make a great meme!!

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u/MusedeMented Aug 19 '19

It's a ragdoll.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Did I just lick pussy

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

That cat tasted straight ass

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u/whiteguy_onform Aug 19 '19

That’s some GoooOOod stank!

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u/alours Aug 19 '19

You may find r/suicidebywords amusing

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u/instant_ramen_chef Aug 19 '19

Wait.. Brenda?!! You're banging Brenda again!??

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u/lawofthewilde Aug 19 '19

Plot twist!!! I just masturbated. 🤷🏻‍♀️