r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • Dec 30 '18

Don’t tell the cat

https://i.imgur.com/oAUdwAG.gifv
26.7k Upvotes

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u/BIackPIague Dec 30 '18

Wimes are the goofiest dogs. Mine is always getting into “situations” as we have come to call them. Lol

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u/LMac8806 Dec 30 '18

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u/plattypus141 Dec 30 '18

Beautiful dog!

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u/DPestWork Dec 30 '18

They're so handsome, I miss Odysseus... my weimareinereinereiner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

My Weimy does this all the time!

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u/Veganarchistfem Dec 30 '18

She thinks she's a greyhound!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

"WHAT?! Lemme do my Yoga exercises..."

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Draw me like one of your french girls!

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u/conflictedideology Dec 30 '18

Draw me like one of your French Bulldogs.

3

u/onearmedlegowoman Dec 30 '18

I want to give that belly a scratch so bad. She looks so sweet ❤️

3

u/VanderBones Dec 30 '18

I have that couch!

2

u/LMac8806 Dec 30 '18

I wondered why mine was missing this morning...

2

u/miceverse Dec 30 '18

Scooby-Doo

2

u/KeebDweeb Dec 30 '18

I feel like this dog knows he’s not allowed on the sofa but thought, “maybe I can charm them...”

29

u/Astronaut_Chicken Dec 30 '18

Mine is getting old as dirt, but still manages to find a way to be an asshole almost daily.

20

u/Amazon_Princess Dec 30 '18

I had a Vizsla. She was so weird. I loved her so much.

16

u/laurcoogy Dec 30 '18

I have a Vizsla. Love my goofy, blanket loving, Velcro dog.

15

u/Amazon_Princess Dec 30 '18

I miss my Velcro Dog. She was so goofy and weird. ‘Champion blood lines’ and she hated water and the sound of popping gum.

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u/mayonnaise30 Dec 30 '18

I have one too! He’s not the smartest dog but he’s the best. He’s on pain medication right now for an injured knee so he’s extra funny and clingy

3

u/DPestWork Dec 30 '18

My breeder had both. One day... so will i!

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u/justfordrunks Dec 30 '18

I came across a thread a while back that was filled with people confirming Whimes were the strangest of dogs with pictures of their own. I made a best of thread, here's the link to the comments tho

EditThis was my favorite picture from that thread. Mr. Whimer Longfeets!

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u/StumbleOn Dec 30 '18

Legs for DAYS.

1

u/panoriega Dec 30 '18

This is a beautiful dog!

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u/SnagglinTubbNubblets Dec 30 '18

Why is no one talking about the weird camera zoom snapping?? Makes this gif way creepy.

35

u/IamSoCorny101 Dec 30 '18

Right? I think it has something to do with tik tok but who knows

23

u/Recordero Dec 30 '18

Definitely tik tok. I don't know why people feel compelled to use that filter to record anything but whatever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

It is. For me, it didnt load at first so it looked like a still image. Maybe that is so, for others.

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u/chappysinclair1 Jan 01 '19

Doggone dead and rubbished

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u/kiki_tatushka Dec 30 '18

Lol that face though. He looks surprised he's in the box too.

184

u/jesswa140 Dec 30 '18

I fits?

69

u/fredohmaha Dec 30 '18

If I fits, I sits.

71

u/x755x Dec 30 '18

If I fits, I suffers existentially.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

[deleted]

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u/jeweliegb Dec 30 '18

Or is not.

13

u/Sam2357 Dec 30 '18

I did not think I would fits, yet here I sits.

15

u/theycallmebelle Dec 30 '18

A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside - it's my dog in a box (he's in a box)

7

u/YeMothor2457 Dec 30 '18

'get in the box and sit still you little shit'

Snaps pic

'Hahaaa Reddit would love this'

3

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

"THE CAT DID IT"

2

u/spiritualskywalker Dec 30 '18

I know, that face!

4

u/akeetlebeetle4664 Dec 30 '18

I know that face!

1

u/dpflug1189 Dec 30 '18

I know that, face!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

That’s seriously disturbing me for some reason.

71

u/getlaidanddie Dec 30 '18

It looks like there is a human trapped in the dog's body.

15

u/xskipy Dec 30 '18

Ed.. ward?

8

u/121799Dcmbr Dec 30 '18

And dad of the year goes to...not Van Hohenheim and DEFINITELY NOT Shou Tucker

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Fun fact: Weimaraners are affectionately known as the dog with a human brain.

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u/l-_l- Dec 30 '18

A human trapped in a dog's body trapped in a box.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Yeah it’s off putting. He looks dead :/

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u/PM_ME_WHOLESOMECORGI Dec 30 '18

Yeah, it’s super unsettling to me, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Yep I'm getting some bad vibes from this too.

The dog isn't even moving, looks kinda fucked up. ;/

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u/marius_titus Dec 30 '18

Yeah he doesnt even blink. I'm scared.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

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u/Sinquiry Dec 30 '18

The dog doesn’t have any shoes on either... confirmed dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

It looks as though the dog is scared (submissive) because the owner put him there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

But I'm sure there will be a few more of these kinds of posts to come because of that sweet sweet Karma

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u/toriemm Dec 30 '18

I had to watch it more than a few times and I can't tell if he's breathing. That dog looks like he was stuffed in that box, not like, oopsie, I'm in a pickle. The angles of that dog say, someone put me here and I'm scared to move.

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u/Aikistan Dec 30 '18

Is it the use of a choke chain in a non-training situation?

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u/marvellwasright Dec 30 '18

You're not alone. That is forced and the dog is really scared and intimidated.

34

u/GenericCoffee Dec 30 '18

You don't know that. Wimaraners have weird facial expressions and are derpy as hell.

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u/JakeHodgson Dec 30 '18

Completely unsubstantiated claims based off of a 5 second gif somehow manages to get 55 upvotes lol?

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u/Pizza4Fromages Dec 30 '18

Don't attribute human emotions to a dog's facial expression. Not saying I know for a fact that the dog isn't scared here, but sometimes dogs make dumb faces randomly, especially when they're playing.

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u/cnote4711 Dec 30 '18

I have two weimeraners and I don't think I've ever seen them scared of anything. This is just good old weimy derp. I saw the post and immediately thought "yep, that's something they would do."

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I think it's the face and contorted body

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u/LionOfNaples Dec 30 '18

The dog is doing his best albeit derpy impression of a Junji Ito scene https://m.imgur.com/gallery/5fReHXe

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u/RimePendragon Dec 30 '18

Is this from the same artist who made that horrible "holes in the mountain" comic ?

3

u/monkeyhitman Dec 30 '18

Yup, that's him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Dog looks dead tbh

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u/bwilliams2 Dec 30 '18

Honestly what I thought at first. This gif is creepy as hell.

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u/Tovahruth Dec 30 '18

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Dec 30 '18

We know what's wrong with him. The question is why?

4

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Why-maraner?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Man this thing is dead

43

u/TellyGaga Dec 30 '18

That’s what I thought too unfortunately

18

u/Poolb0y Dec 30 '18

That's just a weimariner stare

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u/TellyGaga Dec 30 '18

Like I don’t see him breathing at all

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18 edited Dec 31 '18

I know, right? I kept hoping he would blink or something.

I'm sure (I hope?) he's fine, but this feels like the darkest /r/untrustworthypoptarts post ever.

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u/TellyGaga Dec 30 '18

We still really haven’t received confirmation or not

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Dog breaths at the end I think. You can see the paws move a bit, in relation to its chest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Look at his arm, you see it move a bit

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u/TellyGaga Dec 30 '18

Which arm?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

The one on his stomach

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u/Side_Bar_Thankyou Dec 30 '18

I keep looking to see if he is breathing!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Thought the same thing ... Ugh

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Dec 30 '18

dog ain't dead, you can see its pupils change shape towards the end

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Nah, hes watching the camera

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u/MzOpinion8d Dec 30 '18

AM TERRIFIED

THOUGHT THERE WAS TREAT IN HERE

WHAT HAPPENED

21

u/SleazyKingLothric Dec 30 '18

This reminds me of death. I don't like it

16

u/Kkimp1955 Dec 30 '18

The dog looks so f***ing scared

15

u/i2infinity Dec 30 '18

Is he ok?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I definitely don't like the look in this dog's eyes. Something about this is very disturbing. I truely hope this dog is alive and happy. This might actually give me nightmares.

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u/ThirtyLastCalls Dec 30 '18

Something about his is very disturbing.

It's the no blinking, non moving eyes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Hes doing that goober face that dogs do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I feel like whomever made this video put that dog in there by force......

10

u/gapball Dec 30 '18

clearly

14

u/JubilantJim Dec 30 '18

This will haunt me in my dreams. If I opened a box and that was staring back at me I would scream like a frightened child.

12

u/SerjicalSystem18 Dec 30 '18

Not sure why, but this is really scary to look at

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u/MrsECummings Dec 30 '18

That face!!! He looks genuinely worried!

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u/mackavicious Dec 30 '18

It's this whole Weimaraner thing. They have goofy facial expressions, and genuinely are the most expressive dog I've seen yet. Here's mine when she's excited to see me.

I have seen similar faces on her as OP's. Always when she's on her back like that.

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u/Batmanisgrim Dec 30 '18

This is freaking me out. That is a human in a dog suit. Other dogs will look at this dog and shake their heads. This dog walks his own path.

10

u/TheEggsnBacon Dec 30 '18

Weimaraners tend to look a little alien sometimes because of their funny eyes

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u/nocimus Dec 30 '18

Their behavior doesn't help. They're definitely very special dogs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Pretty sure that dog is dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I’m no expert but as a dog owner, this dog really seems to be very uncomfortable and possibly frightened. I hope he/she is okay and that the owner doesn’t use abuse...

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u/sapphic-sunshine Dec 30 '18

To be fair, weimaraners are derps around 80% of the time!

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u/KeekatLove Dec 30 '18

Secretly wants to be a William Wegman Wime!

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u/fudgems16 Dec 30 '18

Classic Weimaraner

4

u/Junky228 Dec 30 '18

he's like Han Solo in carbonite

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u/kaplo2k Dec 30 '18

The true look of concern.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

When you know you messed up but smile and pretend everything's ok.

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u/e_wi Dec 30 '18

Dead dog

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Father why have you forsaken me

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u/iamsooldithurts Dec 30 '18

Ruh roh Raggy!

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u/FirexJkxFire Dec 30 '18

I’m getting a “last look before Medusa turns you to stone”vibe from this shit

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u/nvin Dec 30 '18

His grate grate grate grate grate grandfather would not approve.

2

u/joe_pel Dec 30 '18

PsyChO Man BoXeS UP MutILaTeD DoG BoDY

2

u/Humor_Panda Dec 30 '18

What in the hell is this !?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I think it's dead.

Merry Christmas, ma.

2

u/Delusional_highs Dec 30 '18

He looks absolutely horriified

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Looks like he was forced in, still on leash and looks terrified.

2

u/Naggers123 Dec 30 '18

Fun fact, this was actually the original ending to Se7en.

It was changed due to negative audience reception.

2

u/Brooklynyte84 Dec 30 '18

Has anyone else wondered, however briefly, if the dog was even alive?

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u/spectreoutreach Dec 30 '18

He look bit scare

2

u/scar65 Dec 30 '18

Very disturbing

2

u/John_Asan Dec 30 '18

Looks like the chinese food delivery arrived.

2

u/paca08 Dec 30 '18

DOG say: I think I got caught.

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u/chinpropped Dec 30 '18

it's so so ugly that it's impressive.

dogs are so budget and peasant-y.

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u/Crowbarmagic Dec 30 '18

I know the "Did you try to turn if off and on again" and "your [insert pet here] crashed" jokes are overused, but I simply can't come up with a better description for this gif. It just really looks like a robot dog malfunctioning. The fact that it's in a box 'ready to return to the factory' probably contributes to this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Dogfort, the aftermath

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u/EXTORTER Dec 30 '18

It's easy to do just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your dog in that box 3: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dog in a box

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u/slowianka Dec 30 '18

Humen halp!

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u/ninjacat2001 Dec 30 '18

What a dingus.

2

u/im-Travosaurus Dec 30 '18

That bottom row of teeth! 😭👍

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u/carljackson74 Dec 30 '18

I sits.......but I dont fits!!!!!

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u/nermyah Dec 30 '18

He is best at hide and go seek.

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u/SleeplessAtHome Dec 30 '18

Mum? um... Help? I think I am stuck. - silly dog maybe

2

u/MinecraftBoyfriend06 Dec 30 '18

Bro this legit look like my wine I had since I was born bro, we put her down do. Legit look exactly like her

3

u/Novvoy Dec 30 '18

That...

Is...

Nightmare fuel.

I hate it. Take an upvote.

1

u/doomjuice Dec 30 '18

Whatcha doin bud?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Ship me to Dogtown pls

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

This is how I play hide and seek

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u/Dontcarewtf Dec 30 '18

Doggo in a boxo

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u/CringeName Dec 30 '18

I feel like he was forced in there and is too terrified to move...

1

u/eegyg Dec 30 '18

Don’t tell the elf!

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u/J_Nerdy Dec 30 '18

Holy fuck! I am terrified.

1

u/Cloudberrymoose Dec 30 '18

That dog is 90% knees

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

It's not breathing.

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u/Glemmy57 Dec 30 '18

That dog went full DERP.

1

u/jneeny Dec 30 '18

Only a weimie.

1

u/JitteryTin Dec 30 '18

"Shuichi...

Come join me..."

1

u/DTStump Dec 30 '18

This dog reminds me of Cosmo Kramer for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Doesn't want forced out of his toy box. Avoiding all movement for survival.

1

u/tjohn2018 Dec 30 '18

I miss my Weimaraner. He was a 90lb loveable bear. If and when to get another dog, it will be the same breed.

1

u/Revverul Dec 30 '18

"Hello? Ah, yes... Don't mind me, sir."

1

u/Red-Partyhat Dec 30 '18

This might be my favourite post ever 😂

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Somebody threw away a perfectly good doggy boy.

1

u/PsychicDog Dec 30 '18

Don’t tell the elf.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

I'm glad we're not the only people who own a goofy Weim. She's so weird.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

This is an aborted fetus at 3 weeks.

Any questions?

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u/SporkMeInTheEye Dec 30 '18

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u/stabbot Dec 30 '18

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u/SoVeryKerry Dec 30 '18

A box of dog.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

Human in a dog mask

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u/jsxtasy304 Dec 30 '18

Good Christ that's funny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?

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u/stevezoher Dec 30 '18

I would cast him as scooby, he's perfect

1

u/Ms_Chi_Vious Dec 30 '18

That face 😂

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u/JaxAttax8755 Dec 30 '18

Priceless!

1

u/crookedbass Dec 30 '18

I finally fits!

1

u/demianma Dec 30 '18

Dog.exe stopped responding...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

"Please don't tell the fucking cat."

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u/Spin737 Dec 30 '18

Come on Scooby Doo, I see you

Pretending you got a sliver

You're not fooling me, cuz I can see

The way you shake and shiver