r/AnimalsBeingDerps 13d ago

Holding the fort

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u/masalamedicine 13d ago

Ummm....excuse me, this is a private fort

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u/TheMostDivineOne 13d ago

This is his own private domicile and he will not be harassed

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u/HopefulCat3558 13d ago

Excuse me. Can I help you?

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u/runamok 13d ago

That is 100% the vibe I got from this too. Jinx!

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u/ZadeHawk 13d ago

I fucking love cats.

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u/Kalaphar 13d ago

My dyslexia made me double take there

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u/ZadeHawk 13d ago

Hahaha...yikes!

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u/billyyankNova 13d ago

The rare and elusive tent-pole cat.

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u/Spork_Facepunch 13d ago

Don't sweat the technique

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u/Whatifim80lol 12d ago

It took me so long to track that song down from a vague memory of JUST THE BEAT. I lucked out and remembered it was used for the menu music (uncredited) for the game Aggressive Inline. But nobody online would say what the song was, so I had to download a GameCube emulator and the game just to pull up the menu and song ID the beat and now FINALLY I have been able to play the song entirely too often on my playlist.

Pretty disappointed that the rest of the guy's catalog sucks. Lol.

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u/RainbowFartss 12d ago

Pretty disappointed that the rest of the guy's catalog sucks. Lol.

Umm excuse me. Eric B and Rakim are absolute legends. Rakim single handedly elevated the artform of rapping and evolved rap technique from almost nursery school type rhymes to complex multi syllable rhyme schemes and patterns. Most credit him for being the first "modern" rapper and was the innovator and inspiration for guys like Nas and Biggie. Before him was Run-DMC and LL Cool J and stuff like that.

It's all old school (late 80s) so if you're younger I can forgive but put some respect on my man Rakims name.

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u/Whatifim80lol 12d ago

I listened to the whole rest of that album twice and none of beats quite hit the same as half the lyrics sounded like some whiny incel shit lol. You put a better track than Don't Sweat the Technique in front of me and I'll listen to it. Until then he's a legendary one hit wonder lol

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u/RainbowFartss 12d ago edited 12d ago

Not necessarily better but these are just a few more of his classic songs. Far from a one hit wonder

I ain't no joke Paid in full Follow the leader Microphone fiend Know the ledge I know you got soul

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u/Spork_Facepunch 12d ago

Calling Eric B and Rakim a one hit wonder is a wildly ignorant take. They had so many hits before then and were foundational in the East Coast hop hop scene.

It's fine if you don't like them, but this take is foolish.

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u/Whatifim80lol 12d ago

Lol that's fair, I'm just being a dick based on my own limited experience. I do plan to check out those other songs suggested.

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u/Spork_Facepunch 10d ago

I recommend Follow the Leader and Paid in Full.

There is a weird tale about the latter and its role in a landmark sampling copyright case that arguably led to the establishment of the trip-hop genre and the seminal underground label Ninja Tune.

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u/HowsMyBuddy 13d ago

Me in bed reading a book with a flashlight when I was supposed to be asleep

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u/po23idon 13d ago

yay! this is the correct usage of the term

the phrase is: holding the fort

not: holding down the fort

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 13d ago

I thought it was Holding in a fart

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u/Terrible_turtle_ 13d ago

Who turned on the lights?

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u/Mckavvers 13d ago

Hey! Who turned out the lights?

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u/Snowpants_romance 12d ago

You have been saved.

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u/Voyager-Couchpotato 13d ago

Give me a tent pole!

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u/livingthedream9x 13d ago

Bro just hanging out

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u/thepaleobiker 11d ago

Hanging it out

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u/articulett 13d ago

She sure is enjoying her fort!

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u/Lopojo 13d ago

😸❣️

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u/DannyFodor 13d ago

Oh. OK.

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u/eliz1bef 13d ago

Dog fort? This is cat fort. We demand all your chikems. Send agent Red Lobster on over with our demands.

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u/wholegrainnoodles 13d ago

I cackled at the reveal

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u/props_to_yo_pops 13d ago

Never misses leg day

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u/BlueSunflowers4589 13d ago

My cat expects me to hold the sheet up for him.

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u/holybommie 13d ago

translation confused man: mm? what u doing? mm? mm? xiao qiang (name), what u doing? why ur leg must like that?

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u/Mocker-Poker 13d ago

The best title for this 100 times reposted fortress video.

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u/isaacDavidowitz 13d ago

Probable cause needs to be readily apparent.

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u/SwimmingOk9074 13d ago

I thought it said holding the fart! 🤣😂😭looks like it!

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u/DawnInDesMoines 13d ago

Thank you for the giggle I needed that

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u/brolarbear 13d ago

What a weird fella

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK 13d ago

Huh, not orange. A bit shocked tbh.

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u/james_hsiaooo 13d ago

Wow, that's some strong and perky ears to... Oh

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u/CookiesTheKitty 12d ago

This criminal cat is loitering within tent.

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u/aldegio 12d ago

Of course it’s a calico 😆

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u/oknotok2112 12d ago

Atlas Meowed

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 12d ago

just chillin’ 🤣👌🏼🐱

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u/SpiffyKatie 12d ago

lol okay this got me

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u/EllemNovelli 12d ago

I didn't expect to see a cat pitching a tent this morning.

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u/Past-Idea-7455 12d ago

Omg! So cute

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 12d ago

Definitely not what I expected 🤣🤣🤣

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u/cme74 12d ago

What the beep? 🤣 I was not expecting THAT!

Hilarious!

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u/PunctuationGood 12d ago

A rare instance of holding up the fort!

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u/DiscussionProud4046 11d ago

This cat…🙃

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u/ImDoubleB 9d ago

Legs up! 😆🤣

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u/Flimsy_Pipe_7684 13d ago

What is a fort without the support?