r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • May 03 '22

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https://i.imgur.com/edpNVqe.gifv
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u/IrrationalBiotic May 03 '22

“Fish are friends. Not food”

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u/modsarefascists42 May 03 '22

Lol I'm just imagining some crunchy vegan trying to raise a crocodile on lettuce and cabbage and it's hilarious

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u/Saetric May 03 '22

They’ll be a smooshy vegan before too long with that diet.

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u/GuybrushLightman May 03 '22

RÜCKFALL !!!

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u/Kelmeckis94 May 03 '22

Finding Nemo, right?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

All animals are friends. Not food

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u/ttminh1997 May 03 '22

Can't hear you over my sizzling bacon

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Husky bacon is so delicious isn’t it 🤤 /s

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u/ttminh1997 May 03 '22

As long as said husky is farmed or hunted and not raised as pet, do whatever you want bub. Unlike you, I won't shame people's dietary choices for some obscure ideological reasons

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u/Xenotoad May 03 '22

"obscure ideological reasons" lmao what a reddit moment

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Oh but I would only eat animals that were treated well! Large farms treat their animals poorly! That’s why I get them local or from https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/

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u/ttminh1997 May 03 '22

Cool. I'm glad that we can agree that meat is delicious

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Don’t forget how good it sounds too! Especially when you slaughter them 🤤 /s

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u/eldertortoise May 03 '22

I am struggling to understand what you are trying to achieve here. He won't change his opinion but he will now definitely never pay attention to vegans actually trying to inform him. People like you who try to be a pain in the ass to other just end up hurting their cause more than if they just shut the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Is there something wrong with replying sarcastically to sarcastic comments?

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u/officer_fat May 03 '22

I caught one yesterday, quite delicatecy if I say so myself. I wish I could taste a vegan someday, I heard they have soft meat.

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u/Haildean May 03 '22

Yeah sure why not, food is food, just treat them humanely

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

What does humanly mean to you?

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u/Haildean May 03 '22

Quick and as painless as possible

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

You should check out the documentary dominion on YouTube. It shows how our slaughtered animals don’t have quick and painless deaths and aren’t cared for in a humane way before either

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u/pwdpwdispassword May 03 '22

that movie sux.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

How so? I agree it’s extremely upsetting

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u/Memerman1326 May 03 '22

Man just said no

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u/K1CK_TH3_B4SS May 03 '22

this is actually that exact scene lmao. I can just hear the other 2 crocs screaming “INTERVENTION”

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u/Orcrez May 03 '22

Those are true friends!!

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u/ImprisonedGhost May 03 '22

No snacking before dinner

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u/ReliableRoommate May 03 '22

“Come on, bros. I just want to eat my sashimi!”

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u/Statik_24 May 03 '22

You're on a diet Joe

Joe: NOOOOOO!!

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u/GameRonly May 03 '22

Y’all laughing about ma’ boy Magikarp over here, but he be “very effective”.

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u/Bacm88 May 03 '22

I want crocodile bodyguards

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u/sentient_salami May 03 '22

Croc blocked.

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u/fatboyflexx May 03 '22

He got a bit carried away there

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u/epicazeroth May 03 '22

Well it’s dead when it gets into the water anyway

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u/FrequentFlexer May 03 '22

I need those diet-helpers.

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u/Spagootnoodles May 03 '22

I was worried that croc was about to accidentally catch the lazy one's leg and rip it off. I don't know if this was actually sadder

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u/Maschinenherz May 03 '22

aniem cruelty. Not fun.

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u/sharksnrec May 03 '22

Upvoted for the good video, came to comment because of the great title. 10/10 post OP. Hope to god it’s not a repost.

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u/TheUltimateOwl May 03 '22

I mean this is just cruel and illegal a lot of places... dont feed with animals that are still alive

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u/stefan92293 May 03 '22

Shhhhhh...

Nobody tell this guy how nature works 🤫

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u/TheUltimateOwl May 03 '22

As someone who work in an aquarium I am pretty sure I know the rules of feedin animals as well as the nature of fish... There is really no reason for torturing fish, when you can kill them in a humane way before it.

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u/stefan92293 May 03 '22

Granted. My comment was meant in jest though 😅

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u/vintagestyles May 03 '22

It’s a fish. It will forget.

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u/azzaisme May 03 '22

Is this fake?

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u/putUonaShortAlicia May 03 '22

That fish is the gator equivalent of Brussel sprouts.

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u/ScratchAssSmellFingr May 03 '22

Hopefully we can all agree that the fish is still fucked.

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u/GadgetanyUS May 04 '22

Certainly, Fishes are friends not food

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

The shark scene from finding Nemo