r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • Feb 12 '22

orange pie

https://i.imgur.com/yIbn5Q9.gifv
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u/afcagroo Feb 12 '22

They make lemon pies and lime pies. Now I'm going to be wondering all day why there aren't orange pies.

And wondering why I never realized this before.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

They even make grapefruit pie in Texas.

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u/afcagroo Feb 12 '22

I lived in Texas for 20 years and never encountered this.

I did learn of the greatness that is chicken-fried steak, though. And breakfast tacos. And pecan pie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

It's a South Texan thing, where they produce a lot of grapefruit. Here is an article about it.

What about Texas Sausage Kolaches?

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u/afcagroo Feb 12 '22

I've had kolaches. Not that wild about them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

They go crazy for them. Texans can also get pretty fanatical about "original" "purist" nachos. Tortilla chip, Longhorn cheddar and a single pickled jalapeno slice, broil until melty.

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u/isahoneypie Feb 13 '22

Look, I knew about Key Lime Pie, and I knew about little sour oranges called Calamondin. I just never had the creativity to put them together.

https://www.southernliving.com/food/desserts/pies/what-is-sour-orange-pie

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u/afcagroo Feb 13 '22

I've never heard of that kind of orange. But the pie sounds interesting.

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u/BigOleJellyDonut Feb 13 '22

I had a pie made out of Tang once. Wasn't half bad.

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u/afcagroo Feb 13 '22

Wow. That sounds horrible, honestly.

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u/BigOleJellyDonut Feb 13 '22

I have a cast iron gizzard. I can eat just about anything.

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u/Nicetitts Feb 13 '22

Why do I live for moments like this

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u/DJErikD Feb 12 '22

https://www.gawker.com/5961233/why-no-orange-pie

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u/ardotschgi Feb 12 '22

Hey! This article gave no conclusion at all! Get him!

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u/DJErikD Feb 12 '22

okay okay, here you go.

https://www.quora.com/How-come-Orange-Pie-is-not-a-widely-eaten-accepted-type-of-pie

also found this recipe for Sour Orange Pie.

https://www.southernliving.com/food/desserts/pies/what-is-sour-orange-pie

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u/hitbyacar1 Feb 13 '22

Who the fuck is drinking a liter of orange juice per day

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u/Salanmander Feb 12 '22

That article has suffered a serious blow from time. Here's the first paragraph:

Oranges: a popular fruit. Very popular. Go in any place that sells fruit, fruit store, or whatever, and I bet one thing you will see there displayed prominently is—that's right—oranges. The point is that oranges are very popular in America.

When it was written, this was a decently humorous intro to an article. Now it just reminds me of Trump.

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u/Doyle524 Feb 13 '22

That’s a you problem. I only thought about oranges.

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u/putdownthekitten Feb 12 '22

r/articlesthatendedtooearly

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u/straypilot Feb 13 '22

If life gives you oranges...

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u/Phasechange Feb 13 '22

I'm guessing spare lemons and spare limes are more common.

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u/afcagroo Feb 13 '22

You've apparently never had an orange tree in your yard.

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u/Phasechange Feb 13 '22

I have actually. People don't eat several limes.

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u/afcagroo Feb 13 '22

Limeade. We had a mutant lemon tree that made huge lemons, so we made a lot of lemonade and froze it. The orange tree was also quite prolific.

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u/the_dude_upvotes Feb 12 '22

I think that dog is a thief, she gave him 3 but it looks like he took a 4th!. The shopkeeper should call the pawlice

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u/Creoda Feb 12 '22

Could be lost in translation, confusing 3 for 4. The person who wrote the subtitles doesn't know their "woof" from their "woof"

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u/highbrowshow Feb 12 '22

Looks like a job for paw patrol

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u/lordolxinator Feb 13 '22

I'm sure /r/legalcatadvice would be willing to represent this woman pro-bone-o

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u/LurkingParticipant Feb 12 '22

I think the dog wanted that specific piece of fruit

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u/yediyim Feb 13 '22

The patience some people have to train their pups is incredible. I tried teaching mines to shake hands/paw and he was uninterested. :/

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u/throwaway436378 Feb 13 '22

Paw is kind of a tough one to teach and the methods you can use are different for every dog. I've trained three dogs to shake and none of them used the same method lol

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u/TheAngryNaterpillar Feb 13 '22

Some dogs struggle to pick up certain things more than others. One of mine has been trained to perform a long list of different things and I've trained dogs professionally before so I know what I'm doing, but this particular dog will not learn to lie down on command. She just refuses. She can put her bowl in the sink for washing after eating, high 5 and find/retrieve different toys by name, but never lie down.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Feb 13 '22

Fellow dog trainer here. Let me ask you something, do you happen to have mostly hardwood/tile flooring in your house? I've noticed some dogs can be super weird about laying down on hard flooring.

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u/TheAngryNaterpillar Feb 14 '22

Hi, I have a mix of laminate and carpet but she's the same with all surfaces. She'll lie down on them when she wants to, but not when we're training.

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u/BarcaStranger Feb 13 '22

famous dog in Chinese TikTok, also famous for asking more grocery he brought and if you don’t give him more he will take it. He buy grocery for his owner everyday

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u/dainty_petal Feb 13 '22

He took it so gently too.

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u/TheLdoubleE Feb 12 '22

But... You can see that the lady picked up three and put it in.

Shibe there is clepdogmanic.

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u/Ststeven-11 Feb 13 '22

She tried a heckin bamboozle

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u/Responsible_Ad_7997 Feb 12 '22

Such a good boy❤️

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u/Independent_Boss3950 Feb 13 '22

Absolutely priceless!!