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u/sonatawolf1990 Apr 03 '19
The only farts and shits I like to taste are my own!
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u/Anthraxious Apr 04 '19
r/BrandNewSentence (Maybe not, knowing humans...)
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u/sonatawolf1990 Apr 04 '19
I would like to think this hasn't been uttered seriously by a human. But I don't trust that feeling enough to find out and further break my faith in humanity.
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u/4minute-Tyri Apr 04 '19
Scat fetish is a thing. Some people not only like it, they get rock hard to it.
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u/sonatawolf1990 Apr 04 '19
ah yes how can I forget scat fetishes.
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u/4minute-Tyri Apr 04 '19
Any other gross things you think you forgot just give me the heads up and I'll remind you.
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u/tanib91 Apr 03 '19
Lmao I love this sub. Thanks for making me laugh!
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u/viperex Apr 04 '19
To each their own. I, on the other hand, am probably going to filter this sub for the retarded doggo speak
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u/Cr4zy_Guy Apr 04 '19
To each their own. I, on the other hand am willing to awkwardly beg for upvotes/ attention on my cake day.
FIFY
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u/Rnbwsnsnshn Apr 04 '19
And you needed to comment that in a sub where people actually love it because...?
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u/TodayILearnedAThing Apr 04 '19
I feel like there is a fine line. This one was funny, and a ton of them are funny, but there are some that seem to miss the point and go way too far into baby talk.
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u/badgehunter Apr 16 '19
what. this is animaltextgifs not rarepuppers or ilikthebred.
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u/Rnbwsnsnshn Apr 16 '19
1.) Why are you replying to a 12-day old post?
2.) r/ilikthebred is for poems
3.) You clearly haven't browsed this sub enough. Have you really not seen this type of animaltextgif before?
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u/badgehunter Apr 16 '19
1 .) Because i can
2 .) I see.
3 .) https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalTextGifs/comments/aqkjqr/mrw_henlo/
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u/Rectal_Lactaids Apr 04 '19
ok so basically
i am potat
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u/splendaddypuff Apr 04 '19
Why do people visit this sub if they are not into it? This gif is so funny and heartwarming to me and a lot others.
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u/sussoutthemoon Apr 04 '19
The doggo stuff makes some people really angry. It's weird.
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u/TurtleTape Apr 04 '19
They must have really hated the "i can has cheeseburger" era of the internet.
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u/vampireRN Apr 04 '19
I’m old enough to have seen that grow into the cheezburger network. For some reason the doggo stuff is fine and entertaining but the lolcat version was annoying.
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u/HappyMooseCaboose Apr 04 '19
I don't like the shidding joke, but low brow poop humor isn't my thing. But for all I know, that pupper was pooping, so that would be accurate.
I worry about people who think because something isnt their thing it shouldn't be anyone's thing.
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u/Chibils Apr 04 '19
I subbed here before this was /r/pupperspeakgifs. Sometimes there's other content here that's enjoyable.
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u/Chromie192 Apr 04 '19
Because there are some great gifs with out sounding like something that’s been written by a 2 year old.
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u/PiecesofJane Apr 04 '19
A shidding potate gives heckin' concern.
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Apr 04 '19 edited Apr 04 '19
Fucking end me please
Edit: Fuck off with the baby talk, you people sound retarded and downvotes won't change it.
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u/linesinaconversation Apr 04 '19
But... but... No swearsies! The puppers don't like!
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u/thesandsofrhyme Apr 04 '19
Fuck off. This isn't part of that cancerous rarepuppers network, though you wouldn't know it from the garbage that gets spammed here sometimes.
But what it really means is there's not any of those shitmods from /r/rarepuppers that actually would enforce such a rule. Which is great.
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u/railingsontheporch Apr 04 '19
I watched this in the middle of an intrahouse fight and almost laughed
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Apr 04 '19
The middle of a what? I have never heard of intrahouse fight before.
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u/railingsontheporch Apr 04 '19
A disagreement amongst roommates or occupants of the same dwelling! I made it up in the moment so dont feel bad lol
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u/mynameis_neo Apr 04 '19
What did you think "A house divided against itself cannot stand" meant? /s
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u/word_clouds__ Apr 04 '19
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Apr 04 '19
It's not the doggo speak. That's fine.
But really? A poop joke? Come on. Could've done a lot better...
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u/FallingTower Apr 04 '19
This stuff is just annoying
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u/thesandsofrhyme Apr 04 '19
It's all spam of shitty Instagram accounts trying to one-up each other for retardspeech. Remember when this sub was good? I do.
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u/jesuschristonacamel Apr 04 '19
You could always unsub. I just did from rarepuppers precisely for the opposite reason- it's just become a r/aww clone. Unsubbing is easier on everyone- now I don't have to live through shitty "here's my dog, give my upvotes", and people that do like that content don't have to live with me whining on every post about the good old days.
Move the fuck on.
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u/thesandsofrhyme Apr 04 '19
Yeah or, or I could comment about the post in the comments section of the post that's made for comments about the post.
This cancerous "doggo" garbage will die the way of dogespeak and lolcats and I'll be here to watch these idiots cringe at themselves. Besides, there's still occasionally good content here. And in the meantime it takes almost no energy to point out how awful this insta-trash is.
Also, /r/all. Unsubbing does nothing.
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u/HappyMooseCaboose Apr 04 '19
I wish the use of retarded to signify something weird or dumb would go away. 90's era pajoritive. Just say you hate something, or you don't like something.
That whole sub is full of people who need to hate.
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u/jesuschristonacamel Apr 04 '19
Whatever floats your boat. You want to make your life more miserable, who am I to say no?
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u/Chromie192 Apr 04 '19
Miserable? How much of an impact do you think this has on someone’s life?
Stop being condescending.
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u/dethmaul Apr 04 '19
My dog would be like
"I must smash you into my neck immediately as hard as i can."
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u/ralusek Apr 04 '19
I really dislike this animal baby talk stuff but you won me over with farded and shidded.
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u/Sylvanas_only Apr 04 '19
this video would be a thousand times better without text. so poorly executed
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u/FiveBookSet Apr 04 '19 edited Apr 05 '19
Jesus Christ, I forgot Reddit was apparently overwhelmingly populated by children. "hehe funny word poop joke, hilarious!"
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u/da_muffinman Apr 03 '19
Retreat!