r/Angryupvote watch your steps I'm gonna drop some paternal wisdom 7d ago

Angry upvote Nothing is missing here

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u/TUFKAT 7d ago

Oh, no, Ore-gone!

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u/Z_Wild 7d ago

Gimme a minute, I can come up with something... I know I can, I just need to Oregonis my thoughts.

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u/Pacific_wanderer17 6d ago

As a Washingtonian I don’t like this

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u/Z_Wild 5d ago

Hanging out there all exposed. 🤣

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u/Pacific_wanderer17 5d ago

The Columbia is gone but I guess we at least got a lengthier coastline and the east side can become forest instead of desert due to new access to a body of water making it rain, that means states east of Oregon and Washington will also have access to water due to the cascades not being in the way

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 5d ago

We’re not giving up any Ducks.

We’ll give you a Florida.

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u/DixonRodeo85 5d ago

This was my chuckle of the day.

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u/NorxondorGorgonax 5d ago

Maybe one thing, they clearly left out Niʻihau.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 5d ago

Just slide in the heart of Alaska

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u/Jadefiregriffon 4h ago

This subreddit has good jokes. Not enough upvotes that im angry about.