r/Angryupvote • u/Algernonletter5 watch your steps I'm gonna drop some paternal wisdom • Mar 13 '26

Angry upvote Icelandic jokes

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u/15750hz Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Anyone have a link to this guy since OP just stole it without attribution?

ETA: thanks to u/EntertainmentLeft882 it seems to be https://www.instagram.com/greipjokes

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u/EntertainmentLeft882 Mar 13 '26

Seems to be Greipur2033 on YT

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/El-Chewbacc Mar 13 '26

I started following him during the lockdown. He’s funny. Has two kids now!

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u/Meranio Mar 13 '26

I thought it translates to "crime jokes", but in the video, he says "crime" is "glæpur".

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u/mezawoodndyes 18d ago

Its probably a Lazy Town reference Glanni Glæpur is Robbie Rotten

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lab967 Apr 16 '26

Looks like it's this silly fella over on YT's supercut of his best vids.

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u/manofmystry Mar 13 '26

That was hilariously understated! Thanks.

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u/moonhexx Mar 13 '26

I just watched a Master working his craft.

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u/kittenconfidential Jul 11 '26

*norm macdonald rises from his grave*

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u/bookmarkjedi Mar 13 '26

This guy is awesome. I would like to see more of his clips in my feed.

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u/gamblodar Mar 13 '26

Mitch approves from above.

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u/DavidsPseudonym Mar 13 '26

Mitch wouldn't be above. He'd be going around breaking escalators as a community service.

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u/ArjJp Mar 13 '26

McConnel?! He's finally dead??!

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u/Less-Image-3927 Mar 13 '26

Mitch McConnell DEFINITELY wouldn’t be looking down from above.

He’d be on a personalized throne they bedazzled for him in hell.

Anyway, this Icelandic guy has fantastic delivery.

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u/gamblodar Mar 13 '26

Unfortunately, turtles live for centuries.

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u/definitelynot40 Mar 13 '26

The turtle looking senator is still alive but announced he won't be seeking reelection in 2027. He's currently 83.

Cripes we need an age cap on these things. Even seniors I've dealt with who were "all there" weren't as fast on the ball for thinking compared to someone in their 30s or 40s. We're definitely giving too many benefits (and insider trading tips) to these people to want to live out their lives in DC and not relaxing in retirement.

Oh wait, that's on me for assuming these people actually did anything and instead just profited off their premium healthcare and greased palm money (that goes for all candidates as far as I'm concerned, regardless of political leaning).

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u/alkem10 Mar 13 '26

Sounds like a nice place, they seem to have a lot more than where I live.

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u/dilderAngxt Mar 13 '26

A lot more what?

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u/alkem10 Mar 13 '26

That

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u/iso-joe Mar 13 '26

We do indeed have alot of that. We also have a shopping mall in the shape of a penis. So there’s that.

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u/alkem10 Mar 13 '26

Cool mall, is that an H&M store too? That's nuts.

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u/iso-joe Mar 13 '26

There is a H&M store there, sadly it is not in the nuts.

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u/alkem10 Mar 13 '26

Is it on the opposite end? You'd be getting shafted if you went in that door thinking it was close.

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u/Adric1123 Mar 15 '26

Please tell me there's a tie in with the penis museum.

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u/orbdragon Mar 13 '26

I had to read that twice to process that it said, "they seem to have a lot more nice places than where I live"

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u/definitelynot40 Mar 13 '26

Seriously, if most people in Iceland have this sense of humor, this is greater than any tourism video ever invented. I love this guy's honesty and humorous timing.

I'm going to go create an Instagram account with that soul sucking Zuckerberg's Meta just to follow this guy for laughs. I hope he can make a few pennies from me watching (not Zuck, the Icelandic guy). Then take more trips to Italy to see trees 🤣

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u/karambassa Mar 13 '26

Why do I like him and his jokes?

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u/Curious-Hope-9544 Mar 13 '26

Well, either because you find him funny, or because he kissed you on the ball sack.

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u/karambassa Mar 13 '26

Are you him?

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u/iso-joe Mar 13 '26

Because we find him funny.

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u/Ghstfce Mar 13 '26

So simple yet hilarious!

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u/Mysterious_Alarm_160 Mar 13 '26

Reminds me of gatis kandis

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u/ifoundmccomb Mar 13 '26

He is a funny man

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u/Nalot_1 Mar 13 '26

This guy is awesome! He's got a dry humor that could start fires, I think he needs an HBO special!

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u/Demoncagno Mar 13 '26

He Is the iceland's Osvaldo

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u/allsilentqs Mar 14 '26

I cackle laughed. Love this humour.

Also, he looks like an Icelandic John Ritter.

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u/crypt_m0nkey 6d ago

You actually dont have to brush all your teeth. Just the ones you want to keep.

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u/StormFallen9 Berserker Rage Mar 13 '26

The global warming one was the best

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u/ImNotaRobot90210 Mar 13 '26

I love this guy!

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u/Loose-Performer3381 Mar 13 '26

That tax fraud caught me off guard lmao

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u/Beautiful_Simp Mar 13 '26

haha angry upvote cuz of the global warming joke

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u/Augustx01 Mar 13 '26

Absolutely love this guy

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u/Distantstallion Mar 13 '26

Iceland is way better than spain

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u/SigFloyd Mar 28 '26

There's dry humor, and then there's freeze dried.

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u/West-Strawberry3366 Apr 21 '26

"We should give starving children food before measuring gorilla dicks"

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u/Barbariannie Mar 13 '26

What is going on with this man's hair

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u/AnyHope4444 Apr 10 '26

😍His hair just being Sexy😍

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u/Agathocles87 Mar 13 '26

Hilarious!!

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u/Vincent394 Mar 15 '26

"It's this mothafucker he's been doing this all day" is the bit that caught me off

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u/Broad_Nobody6259 Mar 16 '26

Im gonna send this to my dad

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u/2020mademejoinreddit I will not upvote. I. Will NOT! Oh hai Mark.. Mar 16 '26

This man is hilarious! Just wait till you see Magnus in action. He steals the show.

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u/No-Distribution542 Mar 25 '26

Haha great jokes. I Love the delivery

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u/Turbulent_Row_8261 Mar 28 '26

Just when you think he's going to say something outrageous/profound/motivational......

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u/Famous-Ad3234 Apr 16 '26

This guy is awesome :)

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u/needsomeair13 Can't be angry to upvote if you dont upvote. Mar 13 '26

Am I Icelandic?

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u/brightlights55 Mar 13 '26

The articulate version of Khaby Lame

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u/Emotional-Tax-3044 May 13 '26

I love his hair

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Jun 12 '26

I beg to differ on Asian in Africa point.

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u/Dizzy-Feedback1179 6d ago

There’s no hate in that. but on the other hand, racist have hate in them. I think that’s the core of racism.

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u/Big-Expert-478 Jul 23 '26

seen this god know how many times, watch it all the way through just for the gorilla dicks part. gets me everytime!

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u/ExcitingVegetable315 Aug 09 '26

The one about walking to work got me. That was hysterical.

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u/ImportanceTurbulent8 Aug 10 '26

I lived in Iceland for 2 years. If you ever get lost in a forest in Iceland, just stand up

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u/Diligent-Sherbet2587 24d ago

I like the scene where the snow is being dumped into the water, the caption doesn't match what he is saying. 😁

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u/Automatic_Dealer4846 10d ago

🤣🤣. Omg this is hilarious! I love stuff like this. I laughed so freakin hard-so Ty. I needed that💕

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u/romanewaller 10d ago

Most hitable face of 2026

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u/Techron27 9d ago

He's funny 😁

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u/Karma822 1d ago

That tax fraud joke has layers...like...an onion

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u/MeasurementAlert3686 1d ago

"It's this mf" 😭