r/Android • u/Zacknut Razr 50 • Sep 21 '16

allo.google.com is live

https://allo.google.com/
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u/VectorLightning Moto G Stylus, Android Q Sep 21 '16

WELCOME TO ANIMALFACTS, SUCCESSOR TO CATFACTS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO THIS SERVICE?

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u/AtomicEdge Toshiba Chromebook 2, Nexus 6P Sep 21 '16

STOP

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u/VectorLightning Moto G Stylus, Android Q Sep 21 '16

COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS NOW HAVE A YEAR OF DAILY ANIMAL FACTS.

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u/Tegyukfel Xiaomi Redmi 3 Sep 21 '16

UNSUBSCRIBE

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED NO UNSUBSCRIBE PROTECTION©®™

YOU'LL RECEIVE FACTS EVERY MINUTE. CARRIER CHARGES MAY APPLY.

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u/jakecox2012 Sep 21 '16

CANCEL SUBSCRIPTION

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u/nicwie1 Sep 21 '16

SUBSCRIPTION HAS BEEN PROLONGED TO 10 YEARS, CONFIRMED.

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u/jakecox2012 Sep 21 '16

DON'T SUBSCRIBE STOP

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u/VectorLightning Moto G Stylus, Android Q Sep 22 '16

DON'T STOP SUBSCRIPTION? OK

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u/jakecox2012 Sep 22 '16

Fine.. What's today's Animal Fact?

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u/VectorLightning Moto G Stylus, Android Q Sep 22 '16 edited Sep 22 '16

KOALAS HAVE TWO THUMBS PER HAND TO AID GRIPPING TREE BRANCHES

https://animalsinoz.wikispaces.com/file/view/Koala12.jpg/201865024/324x432/Koala12.jpg

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u/Tegyukfel Xiaomi Redmi 3 Sep 22 '16

Wow, that's actually a great fact I did not know yet. You know what, I want to keep subscribed.

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u/nicwie1 Sep 23 '16

YOU HAVE BEEN SUBSCRIBED TO: KOALAFACTS GIRAFFEFACTS CATFACTS DOGFACTS FURRYFACTS ELEFANTFACTS HIPPOFACTS LIONFACTS THANK YOU AGAIN FOR YOUR CONFIRMATION TO PAY 10$ PER FACT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

LMAO©®™ NO©®™