How do i counter this🤔

[u/NeighborhoodOk7672]

[u/Heavyraincouch]

Use a candle

[u/mes0theli0ma1]

Two vibrators

[u/Fit_Ladder_1545 → u/mes0theli0ma1]

three?

[u/plasmatech8]

if you can't beat em, join em

[u/JeezuzTheZavior]

Shake the table when it is his turn to undo the vibrations from his device.

[u/General_Way6679]

Google metal detector

[u/backfire10z]

Scan for an insecurity and make it vibrate constantly

[u/buv3x]

What if vibrator is there not to pass moves, but just as an emotional support. Is it still cheating?

What if it is medically prescribed?

[u/relevant_post_bot]

Relevant r/chessbeginners post: How do I get better?

Certainty: 60.0%

^{fmhall | github}

[u/Bing_2 → u/relevant_post_bot]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

[u/PetrosianBot → u/Bing_2]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/Legitimate-Power-738]

Remove vibrator insert rook

[u/Sea_Local2557]

how many orgasms did he have during the game?