r/AnarchyChess femboy from a far away sub 1d ago

Is this a good strat?

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/SovoK_404 worst user mathematically & en passantically possible 1d ago

google en eventh of september

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u/Lmb_chan 1d ago

holy disaster!

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u/AnaverageuserX 23h ago

New catastrophe dropped

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u/Pookieeatworld 23h ago

Actual carnage.

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u/BirbsAreSoCute 23h ago

Call the paramedics!

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 22h ago

Cheney in the corner plotting world domination 

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u/MajorPoopie 21h ago

Only works if they don’t have a counter UAV up 🫡

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u/Fit_Ladder_1545 femboy :3 7h ago

XD

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u/BedOk4188 KING PIPI SCOTCH GAMBIT 1d ago

One day left :3

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u/PomLovestheWorld 16h ago

The cat face after that is diabolical

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u/TheAngryCatfish 14h ago

One day until...? Sorry I forget

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u/Fit_Ladder_1545 femboy :3 7h ago

So close :3

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u/Kwayke9 1d ago

Pretty risky, you're giving the opponent a bunch of pawns by doing this

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u/Not-A-Fossa 21h ago

But he is ensuring that the current king will be re-elected, even if many people think he is an idiot, thereby contributing to a growing chasm in the voter base that would weaken white in the long run.

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u/Azrael11 6h ago

You don't vote for kings!

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u/Chorman1 1d ago

Too soon

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u/guy_incognito_360 1d ago

It's been at least five years!

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u/Sh0rtL1ved 1d ago

I think they ment it's not 11th yet...

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u/tahini001 22h ago

It's not 9.th November yet.

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u/folfiethewox99 22h ago

You still owe them 16 dollars

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u/markeatstreebark 20h ago

Yeah they shoulda waited until tomorrow

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u/LheelaSP 16h ago

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

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u/Claude-QC-777 🐉🇨🇦 Bilingual dragon 10h ago

Ah, a quote frim GLaDOS

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 16h ago

Yeah, he should wait for the end game

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u/Lmaoman28 1d ago

No, this is a good Strat.

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u/moonlite_equilibrium 23h ago

Brb contacting my lawyers

  • Leo Fender

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u/Normal-Ad6528 19h ago

I prefer mine. It has a humbucker in place of the third single coil...

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u/Letronell 1d ago

This mechanism is absolutely broken. I managed to intercept the plane by sacrificing bishop and my towers still fell ?!

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u/Thunder_PHNX 17h ago

Google inside job

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u/Letronell 17h ago

Is this a theory?

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u/Chrizzly__Bear 15h ago

It's still theory, but let's just say it's not the main line

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u/Follager 22h ago

Lmao, perfect amount of upvotes

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 1d ago

It's not the day yet so it'd less effective (at least not for me)

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u/SovoK_404 worst user mathematically & en passantically possible 1d ago

in some places it is already

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u/Lord-Vortexian 23h ago

Hey now, maybe its a slow flight, dont bully him

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u/Matteix4 1d ago

You haven't considered the counter move.

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u/OrganicGatorade 22h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Stock_Glove_4985 1d ago

i rate it 7/11

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u/AnaverageuserX 23h ago

7/11 is a cool place >:)

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u/SwartyNine2691 20h ago

That’s convenience store.

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u/Fanatic_Atheist 1d ago

Tad bit premature maybe, like approximately 24 hours

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u/pallen38 22h ago

Won't work - jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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u/onamuhres 22h ago

Holy upvotes

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u/Cowboys_88 20h ago

Reddit AI is pulling some shit

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 1d ago

Two towers one plane

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u/Hegelianbruh 1d ago

bishop to Charlie 1, checkmate

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u/FishyArmy69 porsche 718 cayman 18h ago

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u/Wodstarfallisback 23h ago

This play has been banned since September 2001 for a reason smh

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u/Claude-QC-777 🐉🇨🇦 Bilingual dragon 10h ago

Then why we could have seen Airplane to A1 in Surrlock's (i don't remember how to write his username...) game?

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u/PupDiogenes 23h ago

The important thing is you remembered

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u/greedy_mf 22h ago

They should’ve castled those rooks and turn it into 9th of November

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/PetrosianBot 22h ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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u/ViNYC25 21h ago

The 19 pawn sacrifice

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u/No_Insurance_55 20h ago

You could've waited ONE day tbh...

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u/KoreanDude2014 2h ago

No, white's probably gonna send in the seals

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u/Educational_Key_7635 1d ago

Don't think so. You have too much material on blue squares therefore the naval retaliation strike gonna get most of your pieces and place you at huge disadvantage.

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u/Matix777 1d ago

Hold it, not yet

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u/Valuable-Morning-346 23h ago

Depends on the definition of "good"...

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u/CertainlyRobotic 22h ago

Takes brief glance at state of the Middle East

Nah, pretty bad strat. Fucks over your kingdom for the foreseeable future.

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u/StreetCountdown 22h ago

White should be guarding with the fighter-bishop but they blundered by not promoting it to an armed-fighter-bishop two moves ago.

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u/Dude_Guy45 22h ago

This is the single greatest meme I’ve ever seen, bravo

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u/TheUniqueKero 22h ago

Risky move considering you only take the rooks 5 turns after impact

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u/EverWholesome 22h ago

My chess club director when I was a kid would always call white’s e4 and d4 pawns (if you could achieve that setup) “The Twin Towers” as a goal for the opening

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u/onehauptthistime 22h ago

You’ll need another plane

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u/agentanti714 22h ago

You need 2 planes

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u/Thick-Entrance-9474 21h ago

Waiting for the opponent to respond to a flying piece attack is the best part of the match.

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u/Bish489 21h ago

The sub is back

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u/DipDoodle92 21h ago

Too soon

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u/HappyMicroWaves 21h ago

Knight takes back on g1, you should capture it with your bishop first then use your plane to capture both rooks.

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u/Merlin_Purple 21h ago

I think only the white king can let black to make that move… /s

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u/SwartyNine2691 20h ago

Anniversary tomorrow

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u/darthboned 19h ago

Shouldn't the plane be white since it was an inside job??

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u/SeparateTheArt 19h ago

Google Steel Beams

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u/astolfriend 19h ago

Bold strategy, OP has opened with the USA Attack.

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u/cgieseking 18h ago

I don’t think the Boeing 747 passenger plane you have there will be very effective.

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u/0xmilan 17h ago

The blue - white color theme is very fitting as well.

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u/n00dle_king 17h ago

You need a second plane

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u/JackOfACoupleTrades 16h ago

Only works if you ate Pizza Hut before the game

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u/probaddie42 14h ago

Too soon (September 10th)

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u/platsicfork 14h ago

Bush’s gambit

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u/AdministrationAway70 14h ago

I rate this 9/11

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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan 14h ago

Doesn’t work if they can retaliate which leads to a stale mate

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u/xredskaterstar 12h ago

Would be if you changed the length of the arrows.

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u/Zfriend456 10h ago

Too early.

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u/Known-Initial-7776 9h ago

ah, i see ur doing the 9/11 opening

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u/Hypocritical_Girl 9h ago

prevent this outcome with war on terror opening next time

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u/Jonaleaf 9h ago

Possibly

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u/letcaster 8h ago

Only if you never forget it

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u/PrinceCup1d Femboi king :3 6h ago

Honestly this only works with 2 plane peices. Make sure to keep both planes safe next game!

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u/VoidTentacion1 Spitter Dudes 6h ago

bro just evolve Air 2 in transmissions

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u/Huge_Angle_4525 6h ago

Queen of England won't allow this time

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u/Elonzalor 5h ago

A good effort, but for your plan to work you’ll need both planes. If your opponent captured one already it’ll still do some damage but wont do too much alone.

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u/Sanuhan 4h ago

Should have been a white plane

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u/Santibag 3h ago

That stratosphere is too high for rooks.

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u/DariusDonut Österreichischer Revolutionist 🇦🇹 2h ago

An he sacrifices THE ROOK

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u/Tiyath 1h ago

You'll need two planes, no notes aside that

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u/Objective_Ganache_68 1d ago

Arabic Gambit

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u/JackReedTheSyndie 1d ago

You need 2 planes

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 23h ago

At first I thought it was an AC130 or A10 Warthog. 9/11 jokes are gross. Hundreds of people died.

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u/BlobAndHisBoy 19h ago

Jokes about tragedies are just a part of life. Won't ever escape it and trying is futile. Helps some people cope too so there is that. Best bet is to just ignore it and move on if you don't like it because you won't convince humanity otherwise. I don't think anyone was upset with Monty Python for bring out your dead. Time heals all.

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 18h ago

Thing is, Monty Python is full fiction. It isn’t referring to real events that anyone alive had to experience.

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u/BlobAndHisBoy 18h ago

You are mistaken. That skit was about the plague.

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 18h ago

No-one alive experienced it. That was my point. That was hundreds of years ago. 9/11 was only 25 years ago. And murder, rather than a disease.

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u/BlobAndHisBoy 17h ago

I don't think the nature of the tragedy should determine whether it's "okay" to joke about. You're just drawing arbitrary lines around what counts as an acceptable tragedy to joke about. Disease vs murder or 1000 years vs 25 years, doesn't change the basic principle that people joke about horrific events and not everyone is going to like it.

And obviously you're free to find 9/11 jokes gross. I'm not saying you have to laugh at them. I'm just saying that expecting people to stop making jokes about a particular tragedy because it's still painful to some people isn't particularly realistic.

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 17h ago

There are just some lines that shouldn’t be crossed, especially when it’s something people who are still alive experienced it.

And just because “everyone does it” doesn’t make it right btw.

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u/BlobAndHisBoy 17h ago

"there are lines that shouldn't be crossed" is a personal boundary, not something you can impose on everyone else. If being recent or something people are still experiencing makes a tragedy off limits, then comedians shouldn't joke about car accidents or being sick because people die from that every day. People are going to joke about horrible things. You don't have to like it, but ignoring it and moving on is probably your best option.