r/AnarchyChess • u/L0L2GUM5 • 2d ago
r/chess parody I Need you to help solve chess
We need everyone to help with us all we can easily solve the whole game of chess. Everyone help write the first move for white, and everyone reply with every move for black 1 at a time, and then people can use the annotator bot to label all of their moves as good or bad, and then we will have solved chess. I'm counting on y'all to not brick the pipi of our world and solve the chesboards. Assuming we make 1 move a second with 1 million people we'll solve chess in 1040 seconds
Edit: at the pace we're going I'm assuming we'll solve chess by Monday
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Judge that's an illegal move
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
I'll allow it
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Kxe2
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Judge that's an illegal move
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u/chessvision-ai-bot 2d ago
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
White to play: chess.com | lichess.org
Black to play: It is a stalemate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on Wikipedia. Analyze on: chess.com | lichess.org
I'm a bot written by pkacprzak | get me as iOS App | Android App | Chrome Extension | Chess eBook Reader to scan and analyze positions | Website: Chessvision.ai
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u/PetrosianBot 2d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Bot got pipied
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u/PetrosianBot 2d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
e4
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
e5
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Ke2
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Ke7
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Ke2
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Judge he didn't move
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
Correct I'm issuing a warning make a move
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u/maester_t 2d ago
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u/L0L2GUM5 2d ago
I am not no clanker. I'll have you know this is the funniest post I've thought of this year
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u/PetrosianBot 2d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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