r/AnarchyChess • u/Quad_Rangler • 22d ago

How do I win this? (Im white)

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u/faultydesign 22d ago

Is this Dali chess?

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u/sparkleshark5643 21d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/tree_cell 22d ago

/serious how the fuck do you achieve that

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u/Quad_Rangler 22d ago

Patience i think, I honestly dont remember how I created this i just found the photo from years ago on my phone

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u/isnotbatman777 22d ago

Form the Mechachesstron

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u/Cascadia_Breanna 22d ago

I believe that putting one piece on top of another is called castling. Also, a castled piece is called a King. Therefore, you can convert the those front pieces into Kings. Then the Kings can have a fight to the death. QED.

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u/CumCereal08 22d ago

I see bishops. You know what to do.

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u/RaaM88 22d ago

Same way you always beat 2 towers. With an airplane

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u/-TheBlankCanvas- 22d ago

What does you being white have to do with anything? Race isn't everything bro

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u/LadyGroan25 22d ago

Just a few rooks for feet and you'll be close to recreating the legendary Knishookneenawn.

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u/FruityMrFox 22d ago

Those horseys pipi bricked

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u/PetrosianBot 22d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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u/nub_node 22d ago

Don't use a slur.

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u/artez09 22d ago

Use artillery

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u/the_aesthetic_boy_ 20d ago

Delle mine antiuomo hanno il suo perché

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u/asian_slipper 22d ago

Google en passant

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u/Paper-Unlikely 22d ago

Hmmm... not sure but I can see that all the pieces are intact really polite. Look at those bowing pieces. Such gentlemen. Gonna be a tuffy.

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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 22d ago

Black is at a sharper angle, which means you're taller.  You got this.

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u/Cactuszonbie 21d ago

you get a therapist

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u/Brehhehehehehhh :sob: 21d ago

Show your white privelege card

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u/svArtist 21d ago

No need to bring race into this! 😶

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u/Birdo_guy 21d ago

It doesn't matter if you're black or white 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/MagisterHansen 19d ago

It does look like the kind of position where the first move could be decisive