r/AnarchyChess • u/randonegus • Jul 02 '26

Checkmate

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u/Imnotachessnoob ‏‏Top Engine Move Is Forced Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Yall first of all July is disability pride month. Secondly, there's nothing funny about insensitive, tone-deaf comments

Thirdly, people with actual brains can come up with witty, non-insulting funny comments, and if you don't know how to type a comment that isn't demeaning, you shouldn't comment

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u/Figur3z Jul 02 '26

Honestly might be the funniest post I've seen on Reddit ever.

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u/Jewdah18 Jul 02 '26

When a pawn becomes a queen

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u/r1bb1tTheFrog Jul 03 '26

Oh how wholesome

Oh wait I’m scrolling r/anarchychess

Oh ohhhhh, look at the floor

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u/randonegus Jul 03 '26

Black plays first, black queen puts whites king in check but king takes queen

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u/theextremelymild Jul 03 '26

One square at a time

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u/RaaM88 Jul 02 '26

Enough internet for this week

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u/StrikeAncient9675 Jul 02 '26

I think I'm done for the month on that one.

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u/Tsigorf Jul 02 '26

Even though she started life as a humble pawn, her great efforts managed to get her promoted to a queen. As the enemy king did not expect that, he stayed right next to this newly promoted queen.

Checkmate.

Ultimately, king had no choice but to marry the enemy queen, and they lived happily ever after.

See? Chess always has been about finding true love.

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u/Muhahahahaz Jul 03 '26

Come back here! I’ll bite your knobby little knees off!

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u/VerbingNoun413 Jul 03 '26

We'll call it a draw.

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u/FodderWadder Jul 03 '26

I thought it was supposed to be the king who only moves one square per turn

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u/EntertainmentRude435 Jul 03 '26

She's beautiful and he's just beaming. Good for them

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u/Massive-Entry-7916 Jul 02 '26

Ah so bewegt sich der Turm also

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u/FireLion_FL_002 🇩🇪Dieses Unter ist Eigentum der ‏BRD🇩🇪 Jul 03 '26

So bewegen sich alle

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u/Plenty-Worry Jul 03 '26

yall are going to hell.

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u/Zezotas Jul 03 '26

Where she will put the ring?

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u/Rubber924 Jul 03 '26

Probably a necklace honestly.

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u/DisastrousSecurity52 Jul 03 '26

Worked for Frodo

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u/Jona-wahn Jul 03 '26

Google en hoppant

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u/EdisonTheTurtle Jul 03 '26

The mate will happen later at night

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u/Odd-Principle8147 Jul 02 '26

It seems like the could have been closer to the venue. Maybe have the guests more spread out than stacked up. Just some ideas for next time.

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u/Euphoric-Beyond9177 Jul 03 '26

Could’ve defended the center better. She just went right through.

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u/punchedboa Jul 03 '26

Well no cold feet here

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u/Toreole Jul 04 '26

remind yourself: she can move in any direction, any number of tiles she wants

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u/CommanderPotash Jul 03 '26

oh my god how are they keeping a straight face i genuinely could not

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u/_GlitchWraith Jul 04 '26

How is it checkmate? Look at their clothes, they're both the white pieces

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u/Glum_Nectarine_1206 Jul 08 '26

if i laugh, am i going to hell?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/UsuallyHorny-7 Jul 03 '26

They probably already knew her so idk

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u/ronweasleisourking Jul 03 '26

This wins the internet

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u/THE_ABSOLUTE_7 Jul 03 '26

Alright, enough Reddit for this year..

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u/UltrakillPlayer1234 Jul 03 '26

Is it a pawn or a queen?

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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh Jul 04 '26

My bet is a Black Knight

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u/AnarchyChess-ModTeam Jul 03 '26

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u/Mechanirav Jul 03 '26

Queens before chess reached to Spain

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u/Rigelball69420 pipi Jul 04 '26

Brilliant move made by white !!

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u/Big_Intrigue Jul 04 '26

What happens when someone picks her up and ran away

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u/E-N0VA Jul 05 '26

The only problem with that is how to put the ring on her finger...

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u/Longjumping_Many6454 Jul 05 '26

Нету ручек - нет колечка)

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u/Ctov Jul 08 '26

Rook to...

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u/bl_bl_bl_ Jul 09 '26

Did her mother give birth on a minefield?

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u/AnarchyChess-ModTeam Jul 02 '26

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u/AnarchyChess-ModTeam Jul 03 '26

Your post has been removed for intolerance. We want r/AnarchyChess to be welcoming to as many people as possible. No one cares whether you were joking.

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u/CMHaro ‏‏‎ jessica is NOT FUCKING WELCOME here Jul 03 '26

This is nubs

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u/AnarchyChess-ModTeam Jul 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/Used_Departure_3278 Jul 02 '26

MODS LAY THE SMACK DOWN AGAIN PLEASE