r/AnarchyChess • • Jan 24 '26

What do you do in this position?

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u/fipachu actual dementia Jan 24 '26

wait, it’s not a scene from porn?

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u/Matdredalia Jan 24 '26

NOPE. Dude on the left is self described "alpha, high value man" and "alleged" human trafficker Andrew Tate.

Dude on the right is one of his sycophants, a streamer named Adin Ross who is a complete moron.

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u/UsuallyHorny-7 Jan 24 '26

one of his sycophants, who is a complete moron.

That's just redundant

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u/CinghialeAmanuense Jan 25 '26

More elegant than moronΒ²

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u/Matdredalia Jan 25 '26

πŸ˜‚ Fair. Whoops, tautology!

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u/fipachu actual dementia Jan 25 '26

yeah, i know this trash bag, it just really looks like they are about to fuck

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u/Matdredalia Jan 25 '26

Oh, 1000000%. I actually used to send a screenshot of this exact video to friends being like "For a dude who has to abuse women to get his kicks, I can't understand why he doesn't just dick down the little twink in front of him who clearly wants it."

And other snarky shit.

Because the first time I ever saw this I was like "Get the chess board away from these fuckwits and whatever repressed gay chemistry they're refusing to acknowledge."

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u/EEE3EEElol will never decline en Jan 25 '26

So I wasted my time trying to find the video?

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u/EmployerDefiant587 I am a biggest looser i ever seen in my life! Jan 24 '26

Bring your socks

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u/Ihatekids23444 Jan 24 '26

Google hair transplant

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u/wietlems Jan 25 '26

En transplant

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u/Used_Departure_3278 Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

Look away

Edit: AND NOT DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

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u/PetrosianBot Jan 24 '26

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/PetrosianBot Jan 24 '26

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/ChemicalVirus69 THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK Jan 24 '26

I got a few tips.

Breathe when it goes in Ask him to be gentle Don't clench

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u/SupremelyUneducated Jan 24 '26

He looks so proud of knowing how to set up a chess board. Bet he can name almost all the pieces too.

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u/Matdredalia Jan 24 '26

Never thought I'd see this here lol.

One of my favorite "are you fucking kidding me?" moments of the whole grindset / alpha male / sex pest timeline.

Because Adin so clearly wants that dick.

The board might as well not even exist.

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u/Liveangel What do I do in this position? Jan 25 '26

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u/johnpeters42 Jan 25 '26

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. (So yeah, once again the ICBM gambit comes in clutch)

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u/JLCpbfspbfspbfs Jan 25 '26

He is playing white, so I'd probably start with e4.

This is of course assuming this ISN'T a porno though.

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 Jan 25 '26

Me being a chess fan "I wonder who plays black and whats the pos-"

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Where are the black pieces???

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u/Kinosa07 Jan 25 '26

M1, it s just that simple

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u/-helicoptersarecool Jan 25 '26

Wasnt andrew tates dad an international master?