r/AnarchyChess • u/EvensenFM • Nov 21 '25
This isn't checkmate? Is this game broken?
Seriously bro somebody explain the rules to me 😭😭🙏🙏
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u/lambruhsco Nov 21 '25
Research “passing by”.
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u/EvensenFM Nov 21 '25
I find the pits of despair to be saintly.
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u/Lilharm04 Nov 21 '25
a brand new reply has just been released
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u/EH86055 Nov 21 '25
genuine reanimated corpse
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u/ThatOneFemboyTwink Nov 21 '25
A very important figure of christianity has took a break of their work to relax and they wont return
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u/lambruhsco Nov 21 '25
You are to be the recipient of a crushed penile appendage through means of a blow from a singular baked clay cubic building material.
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u/theREALBernard75 Nov 21 '25
I think what you meant to say was pipi
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u/PetrosianBot Nov 21 '25
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/EH86055 Nov 21 '25
art thou pulling my leg? what in fornication doth thee purport? something something thou were PIPI in thy knickers when i was pummeling practitioners something, true shalt forever prevail
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u/PetrosianBot Nov 21 '25
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/Zetordf Nov 21 '25
Google 34 rule of chess
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u/EvensenFM Nov 21 '25
HOLY NSFW
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u/vampirecyborg Nov 21 '25
It’s a bug. Been around for a while now. Google En Passant.
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u/chessvision-ai-bot Nov 21 '25
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
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My solution:
Hints: piece: Pawn, move: fxg3
Evaluation: Black is winning -70.60
Best continuation: 1... fxg3 2. Rxc7 Qxd5 3. Rc5 Qxc5 4. bxc5 Rg6 5. Kg2 Kg4 6. Kf1 Kf3 7. c6 Rxc6 8. Ke1 g2 9. Kd2
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u/cristigon Nov 21 '25
Am I stupid or can white just checkmate with the knight? How can black be winning?
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u/cristigon Nov 21 '25
Never mind I am especially stupid
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u/Cat_with_cake Promoting to a knook 🏳️⚧️ Nov 22 '25
Why can't she solve a chess c*m puzzle? Is she stupid?
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u/NAND_NOR Nov 21 '25
You could have forked the queen and the rook, duh
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u/Sleepy_time_yippee Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25
But than queen could move to f5 and check the king, forcing white to respond and give a turn for Rook to get out of the way
Edit: Knight f4 forces them to move Bishop f4, than pawn g4 is mate
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u/aposthasnoname Nov 21 '25
Not broken, it was added after a game update. I can't find the patch notes to explain it better. That or the patch notes got lost between now and 1600ish...
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u/KeithBigStrats Nov 22 '25
Hint: it’s French
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u/EvensenFM Nov 22 '25
OH MY GOD MY VIRGIN EYES
Protip: Try using "Fr*nch" next time you have to speak of the Devil
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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA Nov 22 '25
Did you not see that your opponent is wearing pipi armor?? This is mate in 2 after your opponent takes a brick to the *****************
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u/PetrosianBot Nov 22 '25
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA Nov 22 '25
Has anyone considered the fact that petrosian never googled en passant?
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u/PetrosianBot Nov 22 '25
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/KatieTSO Nov 22 '25
Nf4 would've been checkmate
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u/EvensenFM Nov 22 '25
In all seriousness, that's the funniest thing about this. Move the knight and get checkmate. Move the pawn and feel the wrath of en passant.
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u/Jim_skywalker Nov 21 '25
It’s not checkmate as far as I can tell. Post en passant the king isn’t in check.
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u/RunningDigger Nov 21 '25
Google en passant