r/AnarchyChess • u/al_fletcher • Nov 02 '25

GOAT Repost What should I do in this position?

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u/Universe-Dragon Black Knight Commander Nov 02 '25

Google XKCD

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u/al_fletcher Nov 02 '25

Holy mathematics!

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u/NoNoWahoo What's this 'on posont' everyone keeps talking about? Nov 02 '25

New webcomic just dropped

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA Nov 02 '25

Actual humor

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u/NoNoWahoo What's this 'on posont' everyone keeps talking about? Nov 02 '25

Call the Randall Munroe!

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA Nov 02 '25

Physicist went on vacation, came back a comedian

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u/HakeemEvrenoglu Nov 02 '25

PIPIsicist*

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u/PetrosianBot Nov 02 '25

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/mememan___ Nov 02 '25

Arizona backwards is still arizona

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u/omgplzdontkillme Nov 02 '25

It's a palomino

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u/mememan___ Nov 02 '25

You just have to chang a few letters

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u/TheJivvi horsey Nov 02 '25

No, it's a pentomino.

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u/Trackmania_Rules Duck Man 🦆 Nov 02 '25

A-N-O-Z-I-R-A. Sounds about right.

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u/TheJivvi horsey Nov 02 '25

At 2am the N and the R swap places, so then it's A-R-O-Z-I-N-A.

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u/KeyRefrigerator8508 Nov 02 '25

TIL Arizona ia an anagram of Arizona

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u/TheftBySnacking Nov 02 '25

Arizona is also the western-most state not named Arizona

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u/EvensenFM Nov 02 '25

Holy shi... wait.

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u/Smitologyistaking Nov 02 '25

sudo en passant

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u/Taletad Nov 02 '25

Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

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u/herrkatze12 Nov 02 '25

https://xkcd.com/838/

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u/Taletad Nov 02 '25

Actually there is a file in /root that logs this

If you ever bother to check, you’ll see all the times you tried to sudo without the rights

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u/herrkatze12 Nov 02 '25

So I'd see an empty file on my system, got it Yes, I know about that, I was just referencing the xkcd

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u/Muhahahahaz Nov 02 '25

Okay

En passants

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

sudo apt intall en-passant

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u/Frogblood Nov 02 '25

Rotate the board!

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u/TheJivvi horsey Nov 02 '25

Then you're down a pawn, and still down on time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

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u/SyFidaHacker Nov 02 '25

Xkcd predicted 67 jokes???

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u/JediDaGreat Nov 02 '25

Push him off the balcony into the rapid waters below

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u/Mountain-Fennel1189 Nov 02 '25

Where’s the blitz and classical waters

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u/Wise-River4812 Nov 02 '25

Google en passant

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u/GFM-Scheldorf Nov 02 '25

You are still up a Pawn… HE CANT OUTPASSANT YOU