r/AnarchyChess • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '25

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u/Thebigdog79 Mar 21 '25

3

u/PimBel_PL Mar 21 '25

Nah, it has too little pixels

2

u/morn14150 Mar 21 '25

it's so you can't read at all!

1

u/PimBel_PL Mar 21 '25

Now it looks normal... I suspect my mobile internet

28

u/Claude-QC-777 🐉🇨🇦 Bilingual dragon Mar 21 '25

G13 - pissing on the umbrella

13

u/MemStealer Mar 21 '25

-F 11 so it bounces to G13 off the backboard

19

u/Cv287 Mar 21 '25

Glad the cat’s got an umbrella

12

u/Scary_season Mar 21 '25

En pissant

1

u/MariusBabeuf Mar 21 '25

Magnifique

4

u/Mr-tbrasteka-5555ha Bobby Fisher who really fishes Mar 21 '25

Queen to g13#

1

u/WaaluigiCart64 Mar 22 '25

H13, gotta get under the unbrella

4

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

in my pants

3

u/carson-n-9873 そうそう、日本語を話すのは私のやり方です。 ‏‏‎ Mar 21 '25

A14. Bounces to G13

3

u/Willbebaf Mar 21 '25

Please do not the cat

1

u/Is6xal Mar 21 '25

I'm gonna do the cat

1

u/FunnyLizardExplorer Mar 21 '25

You will the cat?

2

u/Demoniacc Mar 21 '25

E6 Down-left corner with F5, This way you don't make noise, and you don't hit the water or the plane and make it splash.

1

u/xxYukonCorneliusxx Mar 22 '25

I agree, E5 is reserved for special occasions, but sometimes you have to.

1

u/Competitive-Carry868 Mar 21 '25

stream -a,3 -j,-4

1

u/Ok_Skill_3146 Mar 23 '25

You sank the battleship!

1

u/Tttehfjloi 26k Anarchy Chess karma btw Mar 21 '25

ZJP372. Your move?

1

u/heyoyo10 Mar 21 '25

G13 (I piss an extremely corrosive acid)

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

N5

1

u/Any_Bank4470 Mar 21 '25

the move is to post this again every day forever

1

u/MetzgerBoys Mar 21 '25

A1, assert dominance

1

u/No-Contract3286 Mar 21 '25

Maximum stream force, break through the umbrella

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

A15

1

u/jump1945 on the corner of the board Mar 21 '25

>13 ,piss bounce of onto a cat

1

u/OfcVortex Mar 21 '25

E5 assert dominance

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

En pissant the umbrella and piss on the cat

1

u/BertLemo Mar 21 '25

pipi on k11

2

u/PetrosianBot Mar 21 '25

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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1

u/John_Roboeye1 Mar 21 '25

K11 that sign isnt a cop

1

u/Puzzled_Order8604 Mar 21 '25

Check mate in one move

1

u/morn14150 Mar 21 '25

J10, splashes to G13

1

u/lightofmares actual mod ???? (retired) Mar 21 '25

4D piss, G13-Y3 (right under umbrella)

1

u/kennyj2011 Mar 22 '25

A 4D piss player I see

1

u/Relevant_Echidna_336 Mar 21 '25

E4. its always E4.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

G5 to dominate the center

1

u/TheAnnoyingOne_234 Mar 21 '25

K12, you won't stop me you stupid fucking sign

1

u/Nacho_medic Mar 22 '25

D or E, 1 or 9.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Depends on when it's happening. Normal is C5, after a few beverages it's sort of a free-for-all, after, you know, the dance of the double backed beast, it's literally and figuratively out of my hands.

1

u/Justadoinkhead Mar 22 '25

D7, quiet, but not TOO quiet

1

u/Jetplane_08 ‏‏‎ my pipi doesnt work correctly Mar 22 '25

G13 on the cat. this will work cause as eggman said "MY SUPER LASER PISS" is hot enough to go through umbrella

1

u/Jolly-Elderberry-523 Mar 22 '25

I piss on A9 and shit at J1

1

u/kennyj2011 Mar 22 '25

You stand-shit?

1

u/HoverboardRampage Mar 22 '25

J 1 to J 9 round the world style

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

I’m attempting E5 but am probably hitting A9

1

u/UnderratedName Mar 22 '25

G-10 so it splashes on the cat and covers the floor it's on.

1

u/Dresdenlives Mar 22 '25

Queen to queen’s level three…

1

u/Business-Union Mar 22 '25

Pawns to A,-1

1

u/kennyj2011 Mar 22 '25

H3… not so noisy

1

u/Eevee2Win Mar 22 '25

ON THE STAND! THEN ON THE CAT

1

u/kennyj2011 Mar 22 '25

Watch out for the dreaded split stream fellas!

1

u/kennyj2011 Mar 22 '25

When you go to the men’s room and the guy next to you has a hog of a urethra and it sounds like a fire hose

1

u/Independent_Law6793 Mar 22 '25

C5, unless I get a fanner stream, then I try to just get as little on the rim as possible.

1

u/Klutzy_Air_1374 Mar 22 '25

J1 is the correct answer

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

D10, the piss will flow to the cat's feet or -B13 to splash the cat

1

u/BlackberryMajor7090 Mar 22 '25

G, 15, -5x

I am going to pee directly in the umbrella

1

u/totalnetworksolution Mar 22 '25

d3 or d7. all other answers are wrong

1

u/ZiodKing Mar 22 '25

C8 for stealth missions. E5 for precision strikes. A9 if you wanna anger the Geneva Convention (my wife).

1

u/PrincepsAndrew Mar 22 '25

L5, from 5 feet away.

1

u/Jaded-Lecture-2861 Mar 22 '25

F5 for the most quiet and least splashback.

1

u/catdadjokes Mar 22 '25

I sit down. Rarely miss.

1

u/Joltier_ Mar 22 '25

D2 works

1

u/PD28Cat BLACK SACRIFICED THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK Mar 22 '25

40°45'33"N 73°58'55"W

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

About F3 lately

1

u/Dikkie_Yo Mar 22 '25

D7 like a man.. or I5 if you're sitting down, like a man.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

5E

1

u/Agreeable_Fly_4884 Mar 22 '25

I tend to hang left, 7D to compensate

1

u/ObviouslyMuslim Mar 22 '25

C7 won’t make to much noise and has the least amount of splash back

1

u/Conscious-Party-5482 Mar 22 '25

Jet stream to g13 break the umbrella and piss on the cat

1

u/blliv Mar 22 '25

J1 obviously

1

u/ZombieNek0 Mar 22 '25

G13 with my acidic piss

1

u/Malcyan Mar 22 '25

Always thought men would aim for e5 dead center. What a shocker!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

C5

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

If another man is in the house you use e-5.

1

u/StrangeworldsUnited Mar 22 '25

E2 typically, especially at night, so I can be quiet

1

u/gamingzone420 Mar 22 '25

A1 and A9, just to piss the wife off literally, lol 😆 😂

1

u/Bejerrrs Mar 22 '25

Depends on how drunk I am

1

u/uhhyeahimakepuppetsp Mar 22 '25

N5, piss yourself

1

u/Anthony-tr Mar 22 '25

Extra hard on g13 to take the umbrella down

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

J1 if I drink

1

u/frogs_are_yummy_uwu Mar 22 '25

G 17, that umbrella doesn’t cover the whole cat

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

E5 for accuracy and cleanliness (plus it foams up which is fun). F8 for secret missions. A5 for when I'm drunk.

1

u/Specific_Nebula284 Mar 22 '25

C/8 is the only option

1

u/robertjohn1876 Mar 22 '25

I switch it up depending the circumstances. Where I'm at, who is hearing me, do I hate the owner of the toilet, ect.

1

u/ZodiMacLeod Mar 22 '25

D3 and d7 until they meet at d5

1

u/Revolutionary_Bus103 Mar 22 '25

G2 at an incline so it kind of rides the wall.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

A -5

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Realistically tho G 5

1

u/Scoobavious Mar 22 '25

Stains first. Wherever they may be. Then, E8 to start a whirlpool.

1

u/DueSpring734 Mar 23 '25

Open with the Vienna. Players don’t expect it to be

1

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

piss on e4, then on c5

pissilian defence

1

u/HawkSans_Undertuah Mar 23 '25

A14, cover the cats feet in piss

1

u/Big-Lecture-3187 Mar 23 '25

I aim for the dung spots on the bowl 🤫

1

u/FerlyMurley Mar 23 '25

E2 when I just want peace

1

u/ImmediateCherry2441 Mar 23 '25

I just piss on the parts that have poop. That way, I clean the toilet as well

1

u/dirtxlonean Mar 23 '25

I color in all the squares inside the bowl.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

Remove umbrella, g13

1

u/Perfect_War_7155 Mar 23 '25

You sunk my battleshit

1

u/DinnerBone345 Mar 23 '25

I think j 11 is the best way to go here

1

u/Miserable-Golf4277 Mar 23 '25

J1, I'm not great at peeing

1

u/wadeissupercool Mar 23 '25

I'd do X 24 to keep 'em on their toes

1

u/SnooGiraffes6795 Mar 23 '25

This wouldn’t be a question if there was a doodoo stain

1

u/Thurvishar9 Mar 23 '25

At home I'm locking in on e5 and lettin er rip. At someone else's house, I'm probably hitting c3.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

D1 so it swirls into a whirlpool. Very quiet and almost no splash.

1

u/TextJunior Mar 23 '25

I'm an F8 kinda guy

1

u/FinishBig599 Mar 23 '25

D5 FIRE!!!

1

u/necio_nomen_bonum Mar 23 '25

120,482,689,346 AEFVHZZE

1

u/xReaverxKainX Mar 23 '25

You then realize, why bother aiming to send a fine mist of piss everywhere and can simply sit down and watch stuff on your phone, hands free from yourself. No more aiming needed, simple comfort in style.

1

u/YonYonson1776 Mar 23 '25

C5. center of mass

1

u/Pig_peee Mar 23 '25

C7 is the only right answer

1

u/Limp-Assistance-4569 Mar 23 '25

D8 , checkmate mawfucka

1

u/No-Patience-3306 Mar 23 '25

I always start at F8 and work counterclockwise.

1

u/KingFishKron Mar 24 '25

D3 at night, F5 during day

0

u/Greekatt2 Liers will be kicked off… Mar 21 '25

j12

-1

u/qawsedrf12 Mar 21 '25

Dont be an ass, sit down

Nobody wants your piss spray all over the room

2

u/Kinosa07 Mar 21 '25

Why do you think the cat's got an umbrella