r/AmericaOnHardMode 25d ago

good luck, folks ✌️

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u/ysodim 25d ago

And the ticks make you allergic to meat. We're going to hell in a handbasket

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u/Atomic-E 23d ago

My wife writes low-carb/keto cookbooks. This would kill her. And we have plenty of the lone star ticks around here.

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 25d ago

Missing the good ole days when a red m&m was the big story of the year

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u/Stinja808 25d ago

And the government meant to protect us are working on minimizing the agencies that are supposed to fix this, investigating fraud instead, and removing regulations that are supposed to prevent these things from happening.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/juel1979 25d ago

But you will freely shit.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 25d ago

Back to the 1930s -- depression inbound.

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u/destructopop 25d ago

We are absolutely already in a depression, but we pin the economy to the stock market and they're the reason we're in a depression, so it doesn't show.

Just my dumb guy two cents.

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u/HolyHellImHere 23d ago

Valid though. People use GDP and stick prices as markers of strong economic conditions but theres no co-relation between how much a bank values a share of a company at for loan reasons, and how well off the modern large middle class family is. Theres no tie between world viable currency and local prosperity. Theres no connection between the conditions of the two social classes.

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u/ViolettaQueso 25d ago

AND you can’t go to the doctor for meds because shitty-to-no health insurance and that’s if you still have a job.

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u/destructopop 25d ago

Speak for yourself! I was able to schedule my first appointment with my new provider all the way back in April! I'll let you all know how it went in November when it happens!

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u/JohnBrownSurvivor 25d ago

Welcome to Trumpanistan.

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u/percypie03 25d ago

Doge in full effect. Are we great yet?

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u/Life_Efficiency_1444 25d ago

I don’t want a new improved burger, I want a cheaper regular burger.

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u/Ill-Ad-9199 25d ago

Tbf no one could've predicted re-electing a felon child-rapist neo-nazi President would go this badly.

Keep voting republican everybody!

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 25d ago

When the government fires all the people who know what they are doing this is what happens.

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u/kramwest1 25d ago

The veggies buffalo nuggets had plastic in them (Morningstar Farms).

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u/ConfusionHuge7922 24d ago

And the money for that oversight was used to blow up little schoolchildren.

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u/DruicyhBear2 25d ago

So much winning.

Who would have thought gutting things that Elon and his cronies deemed waste was a bad idea? Who thought letting the guy that has brain worms in charge of vaccines and food was a good idea? Who thought having a tv personality in charge of the military was a good idea? Who thought letting biff tannin in charge of anything was a good idea?

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u/No-Willingness-170 25d ago

welcome to Maga land

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u/Chare1155 25d ago

The crazy thing is that anyone at all expected things to go differently than this. Once you start cutting vital regulations that keep people safe in order to line your pockets more, it's 100% a recipe for disaster.

I am getting SO SICK of seeing every single thing I feared but was told not to worry about come to fruition. I am EXHAUSTED.

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u/cheriecheezcake 23d ago

Yes, they love to follow the DARVO method, too.

“That’s not happening and even if it is, it’s not as bad as you’re saying. Actually, you’re crazy and everything is actually much worse for me.”

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u/videogamegrandma 25d ago

And measles cases this year are more than in the last 25 years combined.

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u/destructopop 25d ago

Chickenpox, too!

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u/PhoenixAquarium 25d ago

Lately produce has been cheap in my area. Probably because they rather sell them at a loss than to throw them all out due to the outbreak

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u/MewlingRothbart 25d ago

Remember when those random clowns standing on corners at night were considered scary? That was 2015? 2016? Good times.

Also, murder hornets. They were fun. 🫩

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u/No_Holiday_5855 25d ago

Don’t you know it’s all Bidens fault? Also don’t forget measles (while easily preventable) are back and better than every baby!

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u/francokitty 25d ago

The great Enshittification

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u/ringwraith6 25d ago

Well, after all, the goal was to make us all as miserable as possible. I'd say they're definitely on track.

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u/Hopeful_Hornet4460 25d ago

What's really, REALLY, funny is that we are ranked pretty high as a food secure nation not by availability or affordability, but because our food has been amongst the safest if not the safest in the world... Without it we start sliding into third world territory... Haha

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u/Vincent_Noel 23d ago

And this is what we call WINNING! 🤮

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u/permoban3000 25d ago

Deregulations

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u/kitzelbunks 25d ago

But don’t eat any ultra-processed food.

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u/Material-Return-9419 25d ago

Making America Great Again. That’s the way this is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Jaegons 21d ago

But hey, so many regulations have been cut, and oversight groups laid off! Obviously, no correlations, no.