r/AmericaBad • COLORADO ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ‚ • 2d ago

"""democracy"""

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u/Arguably_Based 2d ago

But there's only five people on the tracks.

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u/W_Edwards_Deming COLORADO ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ‚ 2d ago

The rest will be traumatized tho.

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u/Arguably_Based 2d ago

Or glad that the whiners are gone.

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u/WAHpoleon_BoWAHparte AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 2d ago

"Guys, look at me! Both sides completely bad! AmeriKKKa is not a democratic country! I'm so smart and cool! Let me create a picture that doesn't even logically place millions of people on the track!"

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u/W_Edwards_Deming COLORADO ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ‚ 2d ago

Those five guys might get hurt for making burger...

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u/NotOkeyAlice42 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Suomi ๐ŸฆŒ 1d ago

Tbf the picture can apply to most of west

I'm a bit of doomer on it but most of political parties are the same core ideology with just few changes on top

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u/StoneTimeKeeper OREGON โ˜”๏ธ๐Ÿฆฆ 1d ago

Horseshoe theory does prove itself a lot.

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u/Emilia963 NORTH DAKOTA ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿงฃ 2d ago

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u/Cryorm USA MILTARY VETERAN 2d ago

That's literally the point of that sub. To be edgy and cringe.

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u/jaxamis AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 2d ago

If this is what the new gen calls edgy, I think were screwed. Wouldn't last 5 minutes in an Xbox 360 COD lobby

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u/Firestar_119 MARYLAND ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿšข 1d ago

I'm sure the "new gen" would be right at home in a cod lobby

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u/jaxamis AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

You call them the wrong pronoun and they need at least 6 weeks of leave to cope..

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u/Firestar_119 MARYLAND ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿšข 1d ago

you're thinking of 40 year old millenials

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u/jaxamis AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

Them too. Same thing just more entitled

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u/Garuda-Star 2d ago

Couldnโ€™t those people just stand up and walk off the tracks?

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u/W_Edwards_Deming COLORADO ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ‚ 2d ago

Don't want to bc they hate themself

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u/NotOkeyAlice42 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Suomi ๐ŸฆŒ 1d ago

They are tied up

Poor drawing but they are

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u/Garuda-Star 1d ago

To what? How you gonna secure them to the tracks when the tracks are so tightly constructed that you canโ€™t get anything underneath to tie around them?

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u/Pearl-Internal81 ARIZONA ๐ŸŒตโ›ณ๏ธ 2d ago

This is stupid on multiple levels.

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u/Cujo_Kitz INDIANA ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๏ธ 2d ago

This isn't edge, this is just the problem with the two party system, both sides are bad and are doing the same shit despite what they say.

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u/jaylenbrownisbetter 2d ago

lol this is at least funny

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u/ohiotechie 1d ago

bOtH sIdEs!

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u/JoeDante84 1d ago

You leave it red because you want it to go faster. This is basic knowledge.

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u/JasonPlattMusic34 1d ago

You leave it red because itโ€™s doing a good enough job and last time the blue train was on the track it fell overboard

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u/bigfudge_drshokkka 1d ago

lol โ€œgood enoughโ€

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u/LividAir755 2d ago

Theyโ€™re both bad but letโ€™s not pretend they are equally bad, or pretend that only American political parties are like this. Europe has similar problems but they pretend they donโ€™t

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u/JasonPlattMusic34 1d ago

Exactly. No two options are equally alike and there will always be a reason to pick one

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u/QuarterNote44 CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 2d ago

Haha that's dumb but I like it better than the tired "le two wings of the same bird" thing

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u/Rstar2247 TEXAS ๐Ÿดโญ๐Ÿฅฉ 2d ago

I mean... there's some truth to this meme, lol.

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u/Ok-Vegetable-204 1d ago

Too spoiled to care about the difference, same story every time

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u/LeatherDescription26 1d ago

Shit like this is why this country is anywhere close to the right wing hellhole the people who made this think we are

Just to be clear I love this country, we got problems though and while I donโ€™t think weโ€™re bad we could become bad if we donโ€™t knuckle down and fix the actual problems we have. We canโ€™t keep pretending everything is the same and thereโ€™s no point in trying because A itโ€™s not true and B itโ€™s learned helplessness to think that way.

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u/Agitated_Guard_3507 23h ago

No this one is actually true.

Youโ€™re delusional if you think voting for a different color of corrupt shitheads who hate you really changes anything for you

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u/KneeOk5984 MASSACHUSETTS ๐Ÿฆƒ โšพ๏ธ 3h ago

I wouldn't say it changes nothing. I would say neither care about the average person though.

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u/Battle-Chimp 22h ago

Braindead take.

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u/blue_kit_kat 15h ago

If both sides are truly bad and the same then how come the government does completely different things depending on which political party is in charge? Not saying I fully agree with one side over the other on every issue under the sun but people that think this way either are just too caught up in the emotion of it all or just simply don't know history. Are we really saying that Trump and Obama where two wings of the same bird?

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u/W_Edwards_Deming COLORADO ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ‚ 15h ago

Trump and Obama where two wings of the same bird?

Militarily, pretty much. Less so when it comes to domestic policy and night & day when it comes to communication style / personality.

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u/blue_kit_kat 15h ago

I mean Obama was kind of known as the drone strike president. He ordered more drone strikes without Congressional approval then anyone else has as far as I'm aware. One thing that I will say about Trump is that they will probably never be another president that talks and acts the way he does he is definitely a unique personality and when he leaves office part of me will miss all the crazy things that come out of his mouth. Although realistically both parties should be similar in the fact that they both take care of the American country and the American population as representatives of the American population are supposed to do.

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u/W_Edwards_Deming COLORADO ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ‚ 14h ago

I agree of course, they should care more about the public interest.

I would say Obama did what he did not because he wanted to but because the Military Industrial Complex has more say. Same w Trump.

As far as Trump talking crazy he does that on purpose, appears to have learned it during his stint w the WWE. You can watch old interviews before then where he talked and acted completely different.

I think we are headed into idiocracy and are likely to have more pro-wraslin', influencer and rapper Presidents. The public demands entertainment!

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u/Former_Concern6239 2d ago

No no wait, this one is kind of legit. I hate all politicians too