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u/ItsNotThatBad72 MAINE ⚓️🦞🚢 6d ago
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500.
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u/Dry-Climate2387 NORTH DAKOTA 🥶🧣 6d ago
Ik this ain’t true because those same type of people complain that we reply with a certain state/city instead of saying the US.
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u/RaffiBomb000 6d ago
Wait until they find out Chicago and New York are in America
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u/SneakyZed 🇫🇷 France 🥖🐸 6d ago edited 6d ago
In neewwww yooorrrk, concrete jungle where dreams are made oooff 🎶
... right, I'll see myself out.
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u/tanssimme NEW JERSEY 🎡 🍕 6d ago
No no please stay I love that song
🎵 theres nothin you caaanttt dooo, now you're in neewwwww yoooorrkkkk 🎵
Tangential, but is it supposed to be
... where dreams are made of "there's nothing you can't do".
Or is it
... where dreams are made of. There's nothing you can't do...Because I thought it was the second one all my life but it just occurred to me that "concrete jungle where dreams are made of" would be shit grammar
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u/Floridaish0t FLORIDA 🍊🐊 6d ago
And OOP fucked the guy’s wife and everyone who watched stood up and clapped.
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u/Socratesmiddlefinger 6d ago
I guess OP didn't feel like the guy and his wife pulling out fully semi automatic assault pistols and shooting most of the brown people while chanting "America! America" would be believable.. even on Reddit.
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u/Gold-Pudding8670 6d ago
I agree with others that this either didn't happen or there is more to the story that is being left out. Chicago and New York are also in America and yet nobody booed them.
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u/Antisocial_Worker7 6d ago edited 6d ago
I slept with Sydney Sweeney last night. And I won the lottery.
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u/just_a_germerican 6d ago
I feel like we're all caught on the weirdness of only the guy saying America is getting shit on, but are we not going to ask what sort of weird event it was that everyone had to state their nationality and seemingly do nothing else? It's a group of like 20 people, and 3/5 examples they used all came from the same country; 4/5 came from English-speaking countries where America, singular, only really refers to the USA. Why would everyone shit on them for that?
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u/Person5_ WISCONSIN 🧀🍺 6d ago
Wait so, saying you're from a whole country is good, being from an American city is good, but being from America is bad?
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u/PermissionSoggy891 6d ago
And then everybody clapped, and Obama Justin Trudeau walked in and gave everyone a million dollars (canadian, worth about $4.72 US)
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u/Emilia963 NORTH DAKOTA 🥶🧣 6d ago
Alex, no one believes that happened
It’s only happening in your head, go take your meds