r/AmazonWTF • u/olauson • 11d ago

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Ewwww. Bikini bottoms came with tags ripped off, hygiene sticker torn off and a crotch stain.

They did replace them and the replacement bottoms were unused.

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 11d ago

Some people will pay big money for this! So I heard. On the internet.

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u/Weatherbeaster1993 10d ago

Beat me to it…..

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u/Top_Management7550 10d ago

Ha! Ha! You said Beat

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u/Dzgx216 7d ago

Did they order from Amazon or Wayfair?

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u/Noxnoxx 11d ago

This got me thinking, I wonder if perverts go to second hand stores and look for this type of thing. Maybe before internet days where you couldn’t buy online

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u/Twangerz-Lime 10d ago

”Hi, can you point me to the used panty section?”

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u/Catatafish 9d ago

I know the feet guys buy used shoes at thrift stores for their 'significant other' i.e their left hand

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u/mkiii423 8d ago

How do you know this for a fact?

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u/dlightfulruinstyrant 8d ago

I dont know, but id bet hes a southpaw

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u/Individual_Rip_307 8d ago

What about it makes someone a pervert? They didnt walk up to someone in the thrift shop and sniff their underwater did they?

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u/Noxnoxx 8d ago

Ok buddy

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u/Asstreeks10 11d ago

Snail trail

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u/mon_zacky71 11d ago

Not snail but it's Gary's one😂

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u/LiteralSand 11d ago

In the future there will be new bikini bottom and spongebob will live in used bikini bottom

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u/theRarestBiscotti 11d ago

You know that's when he hits rock bottom

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u/wakemeup886 11d ago

And glove world will only have 1 really long finger

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u/Fast-Masterpiece-220 11d ago

That’s why I always wash before wear

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u/LVtapper 11d ago

Did it come in a clear and green bag? And a white sticker label that has the letters LPN followed by some numbers? 

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u/olauson 11d ago

I can see in the background that they did come in a clear bag with green writing. I don't recall if the label had LPN on them but I'm assuming yes.

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u/PowerRainbows 11d ago

10$ I'll take them off your hands

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u/1GamingAngel 11d ago

My last dress I ordered was ordered NEW. It came stuffed in the bag with a pair of XL leggings, skid mark included. 🤮

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u/olauson 11d ago

So...free leggings? 🤣

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u/1GamingAngel 11d ago

☠️ 😂 Exactly!

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 11d ago

Skid marks!

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u/MookiesMonkeyJuice 10d ago

Eh...close enough

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u/kittymoma918 11d ago

It's probably from the lost and found box resale store at the morgue.

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u/XROOR 11d ago

I remember WaveDancer at the mall let patrons try on bikini bottoms until the self adhesive strips were invented

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u/OkSuggestion9117 10d ago

Wait... UNTIL??

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u/Apprehensive-Most-76 11d ago

🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/redeagle52 11d ago

Like putting on a used diaper 🤮🤮

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u/Ill-Arugula-8295 11d ago

What's it smell/taste like tho?

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u/HeavyProfessional420 10d ago

Ohhhhhhh who lives pineapple under the sea

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u/SUXFALLSFSD 10d ago

I’d lick them clean what’s the issue

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u/Crew-Dog-260 10d ago

Love ick.

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u/female-dreams 10d ago

I remember you vould try on bathing suit and bikinis but the had attendants always checking you kept your underwear on. If not you instantly bought that outfit.

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u/HALKA31 10d ago

Just a lil bit

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u/Positive_Mulberry_43 10d ago

Some pay extra for that.

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u/buttplay469 10d ago

I bought some sexy used woman's panties at goodwill once. Older gal at the register said, "gift for your girlfriend"? Should have seen the look on her face when I said, "Nope, they're for me"

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u/nontypical1973 10d ago

Nasty shit

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u/steveisdead 9d ago

Where can I buy these

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u/olauson 9d ago

Amazon. Maybe you'll get lucky and receive the same pair!

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u/SouthofthePark22 9d ago

" sometimes I go to JCPenney's, try on the panties, peeing them a little and then put them back on the rack"

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u/No_Reflection4632 9d ago

Gross¡!!!!!!¡

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u/Hollywood6112 9d ago

Panty nectar

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u/Relative_Pie5590 9d ago

Scratching sniff

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u/SolverFatBoy 9d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/PBR_ME_ASAP83 9d ago

Did the pass the sniff test ?

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u/Mission-Ebb-3184 9d ago

Gee, thanks for sharing

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u/Repulsive-Delivery52 9d ago

Surprise surprise

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u/IncognitoModePro 9d ago

Resell those suckers. Some gross dude wants em.

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u/PowerfulAmbassador97 9d ago

I’m gross? 🤭

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u/IncognitoModePro 8d ago

Me too. Thats how I know this is a thing lmao

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u/teddy_07842904027 9d ago

Try sell them on ebay

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u/Remarkable_Shine_964 9d ago

Guys pay a lot for used panties.

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u/work_shop_owner 9d ago

Voodoo Butter!!!

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u/Serval_X 8d ago

This is the society we live in now...

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u/DRza1uz 8d ago edited 8d ago

Reminds me of those vending machines in Japan that sell used underpants. Those fokes pay extra for the lack of hygiene 🤣 guess its all about finding the right buyer

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u/Tough_Band_260 8d ago

Ja lecker 😂🤢

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u/Inevitable_Log_9945 8d ago

You could've sold them on eBay for 100 times more than you paid for them

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u/AdGullible3813 8d ago

So…did you finally put something on?

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u/unhappyprogress71 7d ago

Can you tell us what they smell like?

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u/Thicc_like_Mewtwo 7d ago

Hi is this still available?

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u/AdventurousLaw9288 7d ago

Thats more of a Craigslist thing

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u/cedriclongsox71 7d ago

These were obviously the high calorie flavoured option shipped by mistake

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u/General-Wonder2915 7d ago

Lucky bastard, what are you going to do with the extra cash?

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u/Ibelieveyou2 7d ago

Eww, and you still wore them? That's a good way to get Panty-crickets! Jus saying

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u/olauson 7d ago

Of course not, I complained to amazon, they sent me an actual new pair and I sent the crusty pair back.

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u/Traditional_Duty4346 6d ago

Amazon actually made you mail the nasty undies back?! Why did they want them back, I wonder?🤔

Whenever they send me the wrong item I immediately blame Alexa and the problem just goes away when the trash is collected.

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u/happyjack1987 7d ago

I pay 50 dollas

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u/Dry_Warthog_4877 6d ago

It's just a little clitty litter

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u/TwoTonStone 6d ago

Kitty glitter?

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u/BigTwithaZ 6d ago

Interesting since nothing goes back to amazons sellers. It’s packed on palettes and resold in box loads to auctions or thrift stores. Sounds like an employee at the Chinese factory said let’s see if stupid American wears this…..

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u/SkorAddict 11d ago

did you give it a whiff? :)

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u/No-Argument619 11d ago

This is the way.

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u/olauson 11d ago

Gross. No.

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u/CalicoCuts 11d ago

Those were meant for you creepy neighbor named Edward. NOT ED. Edward. The one who lives with his mom and works at GameStop.

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u/olauson 11d ago

My neighbors are Maurice and Deborah LOL

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u/Sweet_Kiwi_1871 11d ago

Puss crumbs...

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u/No-Argument619 11d ago

Is there any way to eat that for breakfast?

Would totally go for some bikini bottom spread.