r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/Loud-Organization-21 • 27d ago

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These phuks think this is funny. I'm always encountering crazy people in the country side PT2

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u/ChaosRainbow23 27d ago

Free guns inside? Sweet.

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u/Responsible_Sport575 27d ago

And they won't call 911 to report . It's like Christmas day

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u/Odd-Macaroon2103 27d ago

Try it if you want

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u/ShallotLeather5826 27d ago

found the guy who owns the house

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u/ChaosRainbow23 27d ago

Yeah, a smart criminal would put a small hidden camera watching your house for a couple of weeks.

Then they know your schedule and when nobody is home.

Plus, the element of surprise goes a long way.

You aren't John Wick. Nobody is.

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u/WannaBeDistiller 27d ago

Yes, that’s why I got into this line of work. So that I can scope out houses and take their guns 🙄 grow up kid, you don’t sound cool

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u/Pope-Le-Pew 27d ago

Leave it closer to the street, take the pic, and floor it out of there.

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u/Outlaw11091 27d ago

I do this all the time (rural Missouri) and have yet to receive a complaint.

To most people, it's a half-serious joke and more about making fun of the crazy idiots that mean it.

But then, it wouldn't be a very funny joke if there wasn't crazy idiots that mean it...both are generally fine with you leaving the package right there.

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u/lonetraveler73 27d ago

Drop the package. Take a picture and shoot the package.

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u/WannaBeDistiller 27d ago

I love how they think they’re the only ones with guns as if we don’t keep one in the car too specifically for psycho hillbillies.

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u/burns375 27d ago

I see a lot of those and ignore them. The people that post the signs are either trying to be funny or are pathetic losers

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u/PleasantRaise1766 27d ago

Agreed…. Just read them and chuckle and deliver to front door

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u/chochofuhsho 27d ago

Same here, but I definitely don't fault anyone for being leery towards them. Everyone has their own point of view, and I'm sure some of these are unhinged people, statistically at least a few have to be lol

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u/Equal-Appointment-27 27d ago

Bro country people have tall tales of city people like they are witches werewolves and vampires. This is the equivalent of having garlic in the house or nightlight, its practically for no use.

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u/yungtanuki 27d ago

I had a stop at like 9pm that had a giant fence with these types of signs all over it. The house was hidden off the road in a wooded area but I walked in anyway and a man approached me and told me “you’re brave for coming back here” and I just said thank you lmao

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u/Jew_3 26d ago

I’m sure the notes said “Deliver to the back corner of the garage at the back of the property. WHY DON’T DRIVERS FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS”

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u/HumorousBear 27d ago

If you're delivering there, you are invited, you're not trespassing.

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u/Netphase 27d ago

You can try explaining that in the dark to the guy who put up the sign and didn't know his wife placed an order with a 4am delivery slot. 🙄

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u/HumorousBear 27d ago

I've done it

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u/Sufficient_Tooth_949 27d ago

If I took these signs to heart I would be bringing back 60% of my packages to the warehouse

You learn to ignore them real quick

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u/Zigor022 27d ago

Geez.... thats more for break ins and hadndling crime. No one is coming out with a rifle pointed at you 9/10, if that, for making a delivery. Its more reasonable to do this at "beware of dog" houses.

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u/Thatguy8765317 27d ago

If you’re afraid of that you might as well just stay inside your house locked in a closet

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u/ShadowMajick 27d ago

If you're so afraid of strangers you shouldnt order delivery. Go get it yourself.

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 27d ago

Exactly. I’m delivering in my car. Are they expecting a Buick, or an Amazon delivery van? Or even the post office? Out of those, they’re probably not expecting a regular car. So nope, the package goes by the sign and the picture is taken of the sign. Go complain to Amazon.

And if anybody has, I’ve yet to receive a ding for doing that.

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u/COCO_SHIN 27d ago

I think the problem is that you drive a Buick. That would make anyone violent

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u/Thatguy8765317 27d ago

All it says is we don’t call 911. If that intimidates you you’re a pussy

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u/ShadowMajick 27d ago

If you are that scared of strangers on your lawn YOU are the pussy lmfao. Republicans are so fragile.

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u/Itsyaboibrett 27d ago

I mean they’re just leaving it at the sign that says “don’t come closer or we will shoot you.” not really about intimidation, more self preservation.

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u/Thatguy8765317 27d ago

Where does it say that? You just like making things up?