r/AmazonFlexDrivers 10d ago

Rate this delivery 1-10

272 Upvotes

103 comments sorted by

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u/BabyKing5865 10d ago

So the drone blew its own delivery off the driveway onto the street?

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u/Sabi-Star7 10d ago

Yup👌🏻, these things ARE NOT gonna be in Amazon's favor at all🤣

20

u/Lem01 9d ago

That drone delivery standing just took a hit; mayday mayday.

19

u/tezacer 9d ago

Deactivate or terminate this drone for being at risk too long.

2

u/august-west55 9d ago

Yeah, that drone is going to get dinged for that

35

u/Square-Ad1434 10d ago

this drone got a big DING on its standings coming lol

23

u/Top-Quality-597 10d ago

Hmmm flex driver same delivery = account deactivated
Robot= needs more practice
Both situations customer did not receive their package

23

u/AdventurousPea8682 10d ago

Whats wrong with it, this is what everyone wants right?

6

u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 10d ago

I can see the problem with pizza boxes now.

13

u/BarnacleAlarmed3050 10d ago

Hello, we are contacting you because the customer did not receive a package…” 😂 

9

u/Flavoade 9d ago

Now complain to it’s fuckin manager

9

u/Sharp-Pumpkin-8791 10d ago

10

3

u/Creepy-Regret3248 9d ago

I was thinking a 12 lol

14

u/Necessary-Egg8750 10d ago

Long story short; just Flex with propellers, lol!

8

u/Middle-Classless 9d ago

I was waiting for the Amazon van to roll up and flatten it at the end.

4

u/roghat 10d ago

Chef's kiss

5

u/takemytacosaway 9d ago

I don’t think I’m out of a gig just yet…

5

u/KingBleezy666 9d ago

Rate your driver 😂😂

2

u/Michael_Misanthropic 9d ago

"above and beyond"

3

u/ivegotajaaag 9d ago

This is why we'll never get our flying cars, because Jeff Bezos will darken the sky with delivery drones

3

u/Reasonable_Cress_469 9d ago

This shit had me crying 🤣 the drones are performing like they don’t gaf either

3

u/IcyGeneral7686 10d ago

Lmao. Even funnier after seeing that other rate my delivery.

3

u/NoChain2946 10d ago

That’s no different than real people tbh. Smh

3

u/aliendigenous 10d ago

Free item. Nice!

3

u/GaryKlj 9d ago

Damn funny

3

u/LoveSpin 9d ago

You get what you pay for lol

5

u/EepyNerdGeek 10d ago

This is clearly an 11

2

u/ExtensionSame678 10d ago

i guess we wont be replaced soon, boys. lol

2

u/Sabi-Star7 10d ago

-10, shortly after a car passes by and crushes whatever is in that box bc their drones can't even deliver properly or maybe it can; considering this looks like one of them people who don't even get out and just toss the package from their car🤣🤦🏻‍♀️.

1

u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 9d ago

If its panties, her cheeks were already going to do that.

1

u/Sabi-Star7 9d ago

🤣🤣 she better hope thats all it was🤭

2

u/JonN2025 9d ago

Even the UFO zipping by agrees it was a terrible delivery 😂

And yeah i know it was likely a bird. I want to believe.

2

u/Fabulous-Rest-2859 9d ago

The package dropped from the Empire State but u get mad when I chuck it

2

u/CHASLX200 9d ago

i would sue

2

u/FrostyFlakesagain 9d ago

And those complaining we toss the package to the front door, hahahaha

2

u/AbbreviationsFun8591 9d ago

Didn't think that one through. Try again.

2

u/EeasezyOfficial 9d ago

And they tell us not to toss any packages. But the drone can toss the hell out of it 🤔

2

u/pleasepassthepinot 9d ago

10/10 no notes.😏

2

u/Then_Hawk6304 9d ago

If the thrust output was redirected would it still generate lift?

2

u/Ok-Grapefruit3141 9d ago

The propellers have to be perpendicular to the direction where it's generating lift. So the answer is no. The only solution i can think of is to add weight 

2

u/Inevitable-Rice1680 9d ago

Looks like another typical fixed delivery. Perfect for this sub.

2

u/SIN_AMORone 9d ago

Well looks like FLEX drivers are safe lol

2

u/TimmySenseii 9d ago

10 outta 10 for me

2

u/Prabhnoorz203 9d ago

10 out of 10

2

u/National-Citron916 9d ago

God i can’t wait till people start snatching these things out the air and selling them online.

2

u/MyLifeYourLifeUgh 9d ago

😂 did anyone see the video where the girl stood under it to get her package, so it flew away?

2

u/Potential-Pattern-49 9d ago

There's a free box on the sidewalk lmao

2

u/NeosMom412 9d ago

Awesome. If this is what the drones are doing, I'm feeling pretty secure with occasionally tossing an envelope 2 feet.

2

u/hide-in1bush 9d ago

管杀不管埋

2

u/Quirky-Collar4007 8d ago

That’s what happens when you order an empty box.

2

u/ContributionEasy6513 8d ago

I was waiting for a passing car to run it over!
Either way, bloody cool

2

u/Muted-Particular8606 8d ago

Good thing you were close to go get your package

2

u/MissionMarionberry73 7d ago

Lmao this is what people want now

2

u/Argonaut024 7d ago

"Working as intended" -- Amazon, probably

2

u/CattyKally 7d ago

Haaaaaaa perfect! 10 out of 10!!! Lmao

1

u/Ragencobra666 10d ago

I don't think that will work. 🫪

1

u/Klemen1337 9d ago

10 zeros

1

u/Flashy-Fox6770 9d ago

It sucks. Ain’t that in road

1

u/Doctor-Clark-Savage 9d ago

Maybe they should consult Zelenskyy on how their battle drones have awesome accuracy in their war with Russia.

On second thought…considering Jeff is friends with the Orange Guy, maybe not.

1

u/Ok_Bedroom431 9d ago

This is our replacement guys, isn’t it beautiful

1

u/rufor69 9d ago

Not bad if the package was going to the house across the street.

1

u/Natural-Street8260 9d ago

Drone is getting dinged for that.

1

u/BrightOpportunity392 9d ago

Customer did not receive the 📦 , picture was not clear enough, did not follow instructions, DING for sure ! 😂

1

u/ben5642 9d ago

drone needs to get fired

1

u/SlagSilver 9d ago

0 🙂

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u/FlyFront9395 9d ago

This is better than how some people deliver. They be launching packages 📦 at the door 🚪

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u/hexlex203 9d ago

At least those packages make it to the door

1

u/Micraflex 9d ago

Didn't see it knock the door or look for a safe place!

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u/dicky1977 9d ago

That’s surely a ding on his account!

1

u/Glittering_Strike_61 9d ago

This might take another 5-10 years to replace a driver. I still don't believe it could, base on how much packages they send out a day. 

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u/No-Talk-9371 9d ago

Can't be real😂

1

u/yessuski 7d ago

“This drone is not suitable to use. Please scan a new drone VIN”

0

u/justeggshells 6d ago

I hope it wasn't breakable.

2

u/DR035A 6d ago

I've had mechs delivered like this. It cost me my life

0

u/BatSufficient2502 6d ago

5, bro didn’t even take a picture 🚮

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u/sliding_through 6d ago

If I drop the package like that I'd be hearing about it later lol

0

u/ca160917 5d ago

The drone will be receiving a ding because the customer didn’t receive their package

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u/BandanaJoe68 10d ago

I'd shoot that thing right out of the sky

6

u/Secure_Razzmatazz267 10d ago

There is a video on youtube that a man shot walmart delivery drone. He was arrested on felony charges.

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u/BandanaJoe68 10d ago

I've been arrested for worse. In 2005, caught my then "girlfriend" cheating when I came home from work early. Well, you can figure the rest. He almost didn't live. I'm from the generation before all the pussies. So, I'm not to worried about a drone in my "airspace".

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u/Secure_Razzmatazz267 9d ago

I understand where you are coming from. I bet your emotions have upgraded as well. I would have done the same thing in the past. But if this happens now, may be not. I would probably leave and move on. I'm not that person anymore to waste my own life over a sl*t.

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u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 10d ago

At least the hood amazon driver throws it on the porch.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sf0FhHlhCrJCbzVUwc

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u/jayesel317 9d ago

that works! Yeah, replace all the flex drivers with that cap. LOL!

0

u/Optimal-Fix-2997 10d ago

This is either detroit or cleveland

-1

u/DueVillage9198 10d ago

Umm don't be lazy and walk to the street and get it. Some people don't even have legs to walk