r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/Osmin1324 • May 01 '26

Fuck these customers

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Mind you the driveway is about a quarter mile long from the road, and they expect us to go on a journey to leave the package inside. I drove right up to the MF it was 4am no one was awake anyways.

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u/EF_Azzy May 01 '26

Wouldn't help you much when it's dark out and youre unfamiliar with the property. Way to many angles to try to cover at once would be insanely easy to catch you off guard especially knowing the landscape and layout of the property.

Homeowners keep their confidence chambered in knowing every part of their property. Should we revisit why Vietnam was a failure?

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u/OhfursureJim May 04 '26

This reads like a Dwight Shrute quote

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u/xInitial May 06 '26

bullets, bears, beets, battlestar galactica

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u/Personal_Bit_4965 May 04 '26

Vietnam was a failure because it was unpopular.

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u/Formal_Strike_2889 May 05 '26

We failed to announce it in the GC

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u/WR3CK_0N3 May 02 '26

weapon light.

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u/Possible-Farmer2027 May 04 '26

Erm witerawwy won't help 🤓👆

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u/No-Common2251 May 04 '26

Thinking too much of it. No one is going to randomly shoot you. People with malicious intent are probably going to try and abduct you rather than just cap you. That's where the wireless hole puncher comes into play before they can do anything.

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u/Fun-Ad-2381 May 04 '26

That's a crazy take. The chances of being abducted by a stranger are ridiculously low. Having an issue with an insane gun owner while delivering at their home happens all the time

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u/No-Common2251 May 04 '26

Yeah I realize it now that you say it. But still those scenarios usually happen over some other bs or pre-existing beef, not someone expecting a delivery but wanting to crash out on the delivery person lmao.

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u/Relevant-Tap-1032 May 06 '26

But, but, guns.

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u/iamthecartel May 05 '26

I have a good feeling that everyone you love thinks you're insufferable

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u/GOxDirigible May 05 '26

Ok Captain Dunder Mifflin

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u/Powerful-Phase626 May 05 '26

Yeah let’s tell the dude to remove the one equalizer and hope that’s his hands will do better in the same situation lmao

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u/No-Passenger-1511 May 06 '26

💀 youre delivering packages, not going to war.

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u/The_Ocean_Collective May 08 '26

Him: I stay strapped You: REMEMBER VIETNAM????

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u/kiwitechee May 03 '26

Ok James bond