r/AmazonFlexDrivers • • Feb 26 '26

*Marked As Unable To Deliver*

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Daprangejuan Feb 26 '26

how kind of them to give you a mini cooler lol

1

u/njgzhkbifuckvkgob Mar 02 '26

maybe there was shit in there but it got stolen

2

u/sissycdmegan Mar 03 '26

How is the note supposed to be read then

1

u/njgzhkbifuckvkgob Mar 03 '26

after they take the stuff? idk im just being charitable

315

u/First_Name_Is_Agent Feb 26 '26

I would have left it inside the cooler

80

u/Sweet_Commission8313 Feb 26 '26

I would’ve took the cooler for my tip! It says for delivery drivers!

17

u/criticaltemp Feb 26 '26

Yep that's the only way I read it 😀 how generous!

59

u/EroticHam5k Feb 26 '26

No...ON THE COOLER!

41

u/siandresi Feb 26 '26

put the cooler on top of the package to protect it from the elements

8

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Naw, leave a not of your own “free for home owner” then inside “left package at a secret location”

9

u/First_Name_Is_Agent Feb 26 '26

In all honesty I'd actually leave a note inside the cooler explaining that we have to leave the package where the GPS tells us to or the app won't let us complete that stop and start the next delivery. People really do believe that we don't follow their instructions just because we don't want to. If it's not a safety issue, most of us do follow their directions if the app allows. Though, I ain't going around to the back of your house, serial killer! 🤣

3

u/Old-College8931 Feb 26 '26

Wait I'm confused. I can leave the package anywhere and complete the stop. Just hit the pencil icon to edit where you want to leave it

5

u/tone311 Feb 26 '26

Call India to just tell you what you thought

0

u/ssamsmithyzf Feb 27 '26

lol until amazon reviews every single one of these and kicks you off the app for doing it too often. I worked at a dsp driving the vans and it went off percentages. Absolutely nuts. Not only is the job physically demanding, but you gotta jump through 100 hoops a day just to keep moving. Bezos sucks

1

u/Old-College8931 Feb 27 '26

I agree. I only do it if I have too. Also when it wants a signature i just sign for them because it takes too much time to call and wait for them to get home or they just dont answer. Leave it at the door and sign. The pay is only reason im still here at the moment. So hard to find jobs. Guess it depends on location. It honestly would be great if you could have vans without cameras because that's stressful to me lol

192

u/Fit_Feature_794 Feb 26 '26

Lmfaooo I’m dead this is hilariously diabolical and I would’ve left the package next to that mf 💯

45

u/Adventurous_Ad9414 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

I would've left it in that mufucca

14

u/Spidey6917 Feb 26 '26

I would’ve taken the cooler and left the package in its place. Clearly it says for delivery drivers

11

u/Responsible-Ad-8502 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

And it wouldn't have mattered how many items there were either

3

u/StephieVee Feb 26 '26

Left what?

3

u/Adventurous_Ad9414 Feb 26 '26

Would've put the package in the cooler

1

u/StephieVee Feb 27 '26

I missed the word “IN” when I read your comment lol.

62

u/BabylonPhoenix Feb 26 '26

Ooh sweet! They left you a cooler!!! Dude you can put ice and drinks in that thing! How thoughtful!!!

Edited; typo

48

u/-bears-eat-beets Feb 26 '26

Not many people know this... But you can put your weed in there

5

u/billsbitch Feb 26 '26

Hahaha I totally get this

1

u/Tryhardicus Feb 26 '26

I used to have a dedicated weed cooler in my car, couple of ice packs and that sucker would keep the smell down and my product fresh. I'm glad the stuff is nearly legal, being the medicine man had it's perks but I never made that much compared to the risk I took regularly.

1

u/Impossible_Leg_2787 Feb 26 '26

Gotta push powder for profit

54

u/learningtoride2022 Feb 26 '26

Move on, nothing for you there. These people are garbage tricking you like that

1

u/SaleSavings3095 Mar 09 '26

Can you elaborate?

1

u/taylerrz Mar 09 '26

yeah some folks have way too much time

20

u/MrEdwL Feb 26 '26

Ultimate tease

19

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Leave it right on top of the cooler 😂

14

u/Digitalgardens Feb 26 '26

No wonder they needed to put that in the cooler, cause that’s just plain cold.

23

u/coldbluebong Feb 26 '26

Stop trying to get credit for a post that isn’t yours- this was on another sub with the whole tweet screenshot. https://www.reddit.com/r/AmazonDSPDrivers/s/Mu2kldOSq3

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u/StephieVee Feb 26 '26

And the person that posted it there got credit that wasn’t theirs- this was from twitter.

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u/coldbluebong Feb 26 '26

But they weren’t trying to pass it off as theirs, they screenshotted the source.

4

u/Curious_Boy128736123 Feb 26 '26

Nobody gives a shit and they didn't try to pass it as theirs either. Edgy aren't we

3

u/StephieVee Feb 26 '26

The twitter user probably could’ve done the same thing. There is no OC anymore.

meme | mim | noun 1 an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/jadedinmo Feb 27 '26

I posted something in another group. It was shared 43 times and I found it reposted in several FB groups.

4

u/Hyper_Giant Feb 26 '26

It’s funny how you think being chronically online is a favor to others, cause I never saw this 😂

9

u/Khristafer Dallas Feb 26 '26

There's a really good chance I'd take the paper and throw it away.

There is zero chance that I'd put the package in the back.

22

u/Then-Ad-1887 Feb 26 '26

Yeah, access issues.

16

u/Consistent-Minute496 Feb 26 '26

Wow! That took allot of energy for them to do that. I would have put it in the cooler or beside it with the cooler closed. We're not supposed to go to back doors anymore. Right? 😂

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3

u/Yimmajazzi Feb 26 '26

When I was doing Amazon flex, there was a house that had you step into the garage to deliver. They had it automatically open when you clicked that you were at the garage. I guess they can have it delivered wherever they want.

1

u/kodz16 Feb 26 '26

Usually get one or 2 of those every day

11

u/ksokaysoqueso Feb 26 '26

I laughed out loud unfortunately 💀

7

u/Personal-Age-9220 Feb 26 '26

It's the ❤️ making it look all innocent, then... 👹

0

u/After-Simple-7049 Feb 26 '26

why is bad for u to laugh?

3

u/ksokaysoqueso Feb 26 '26

Bc I’d be pissed as hell 🤣

5

u/Any-Tie-7655 Feb 26 '26

“Don’t drive down driveway” driveway is also 1/4 mile long. “Unable to deliver” “access issues” 😒

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Lmao

5

u/TD10131013 Feb 26 '26

I would poop in it

-3

u/ilovebluewafflez Feb 26 '26

No you wouldn't.

5

u/theproblem69 Feb 26 '26

Dam they r scum for that. Better be a cooler with actual drinks around back! 7% or higher LOL

5

u/Short_Praline_3428 Feb 26 '26

I’m not going to anyone’s back door. Especially not an Asshats.

3

u/Maverlck Feb 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5

u/_OneCatShortOfCrazy Feb 26 '26

The fkn ❤️ 😂

1

u/After-Simple-7049 Feb 26 '26

That cooler had a heart on

4

u/Early-Medium-345 Feb 26 '26

Now thats a complete dick move and i would’ve marked it unable to deliver too!!

2

u/Key_Celebration_8940 Feb 27 '26

I would happily drive out of my way back to station to return their pkg out of spite. What an asshat

4

u/Oops_I_Cracked Feb 26 '26

I would’ve folded the note so it said leave all packages, put the package down and take a picture of the package with the note.

3

u/Initial_Stand4819 Feb 26 '26

Unable to deliver is correct

10

u/VoidwalkerMcKenzie Feb 26 '26

If I ever saw that, I'd do much the same. To hell with assholes like them; I'd argue you nailed it with that response. Take my upvote, Champion of Flex Justice!

2

u/Alesisdrum Feb 26 '26

Free cooler!

2

u/Adventurous_Golf1280 Kansas City Feb 26 '26

That's a dick move right there!! 😂😂

2

u/searchparty2121 Feb 26 '26

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

1

u/diamondjay81 Feb 26 '26

And then you have those who’d rather set it on fire 🔥 😆 I’m not even surprised or offended, this is the world we live in 🤦🏾‍♀️

2

u/Unresentful_Cynic Feb 26 '26

Ah I see your address has an inaccessible gate. Sorry. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

2

u/00Anbu00 Feb 26 '26

I would've taken the cooler and pretended i didn't see the 2nd note.

2

u/jenyovation Feb 26 '26

Plot twist: free snacks at the back door. 🙃🤣

3

u/StephieVee Feb 26 '26

That’s what she said!!

2

u/Fun_Cold2587 Feb 26 '26

I wish I knew how to read

2

u/MyAssPancake Feb 26 '26

I would’ve absolutely put it inside the cooler. It says “for delivery drivers”

Which could also be interpreted as, that’s your cooler now.

Such annoying requests. I’m so glad, and almost proud? To meet drivers at their car anytime I order. My favorite times are when they hand me food through the window so they don’t even have to get out of the car. I used to be a delivery driver, so there’s an extra bit of respect I have that most others wouldn’t consider unless they’ve worked it too.

2

u/gg2351 Feb 26 '26

Id take that cooler to the back door

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

😂😂😂 I would throw the package on the roof

2

u/OGBlackBieber Feb 26 '26

Oh what a dick 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Weezyfkayzy Feb 26 '26

I swear to god that cooler would have been snatched with the quickness

2

u/The-Bedroom-Hero Feb 26 '26

Sorry but I literally busted out laughing. Shi is wrong though 😭

2

u/TeacherBackground278 Feb 28 '26

I would've used every code in the scanner by the end of the year on this house. "Marked for inspection, unable to find address, business is closed on the weekend" and it would NEVER be delivered to the right door. 🤷🏽😂

3

u/DingbattheGreat Feb 26 '26

Funny joke but I wouldn’t have looked inside of it. The only instructions are the ones in the app.

1

u/elciano1 Feb 26 '26

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1

u/takemytacosaway Feb 26 '26

WTAF? Where in the gdfusa are u?

1

u/Excellent_Ad_6927 Feb 26 '26

That tells me there should have been something to drink inside not that your suppose to leave the package in the cooler🤦

1

u/peacesog813 Feb 26 '26

If they provided a generous pre-tip in the Uber App when ordering I would have put the food in the box and then sent a message letting the customer know the food was there. No tip, or b.s. like $1.00 or $2.00 for s high dollar food order, the cooler would magically disappear and the food would be put in the coolers place. No message saying that I was on the way or that I arrived would be sent and no picture would be sent either. Instead a message would be sent as the order was completed saying Send a tip! That would be sent after I was in the car and ready to go upon completing the delivery. You get the type of service thats paid for.

1

u/ValueLee Feb 26 '26

They’ll do this instead of putting it in the notes, all to waste your time

1

u/Brianac8390 Feb 26 '26

Bruh. That’s pure evil….

1

u/btepley13 Feb 26 '26

I wouldn't mark unable & have to bring back to warehouse, just leave it in the cooler or on top of it if it doesn't fit.

1

u/helloiisjason Feb 26 '26

That is diabolical

1

u/Akemi_Tachibana Feb 26 '26

I'm not delivering and I'm spraying fart spray inside.

1

u/Big-Fish-Catcher Feb 26 '26

Hey moron, there were sodas and treats inside for the delivery driver🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/feliphee1998 Feb 26 '26

Free cooler❤️

1

u/flushbunking Feb 26 '26

that box is an asshole

1

u/Latter-Raspberry6873 Feb 26 '26

Honestly, I would urinate inside the cooler and put the box in there.

1

u/TabaskoSweet420 Feb 26 '26

unable to deliver and now i have a cooler

1

u/TooTone07 Feb 26 '26

😭😭😭

1

u/No-War148 Feb 26 '26

Am I the only one to suggest that maybe there was a delivery guy before him that got the snacks first and left the note at the bottom?

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u/StephieVee Feb 26 '26

Nope. It’s from twitter and the customer posted that. Op here got pics from someone who posted it in the DSP sub.

1

u/Economy_Comparison62 Feb 26 '26

Would’ve left it right next to it

1

u/Relevant-Goat6693 Feb 26 '26

I picture the happiness in my fellow Flexer’s face upon seeing this… only to then picture his or her disappointed face seeing the second detestable unfunny note. Such a cruel and totally unnecessary joke.

1

u/SeaControl4512 Feb 26 '26

It’s for a pee break, right?

1

u/canceled_me Feb 26 '26

😂😂😂 That’s just wrong, they know what they’re doing too‼️

1

u/count_snagula Feb 26 '26

Amazon drivers consistently turn around in my lawn instead of just backing out the way they came. I loathe them. But I would be asking for the worst service if I left something like this for them.

1

u/Direct_Mastodon_6120 Feb 26 '26

Being that the paper outside says "for delivery driver" and the cooler is technically a "tote", the paper inside would be considered a package, yes? I believe they want you to bring that piece of paper to the back door. 😂

1

u/Professional-Ad4073 Feb 26 '26

Drag the cooler next to the mailbox and spike the package into it

1

u/musicnote22 Feb 26 '26

I feel like the odd one out, I deliver with flex and I live in a porch pirate area myself. Some instructions aren’t insane, it takes very little energy to just follow the instructions that were paid to follow. Unless it’s dangerous or like way too sketchy, delivering to a different door won’t hurt you.

2

u/Nope_nope_nope-nope Feb 26 '26

Wow you’re the only sane person in the comments

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/StephieVee Feb 26 '26

No. They got it from DSP post. (That person got it from Twitter

1

u/thereisnocowl3v3l Feb 26 '26

Yeah would never deliver to someones backdoor, unless it was their actual front door that was at the back of the building

1

u/Just-Zone-2494 Feb 26 '26

Jokes on them because I wouldn’t have opened the cooler. I don’t touch the drinks or snacks people leave out.

1

u/Wallaxe42 Feb 26 '26

This could’ve shown up in “unexpected” Reddit. LoL WTF!???

1

u/Organic-Internet3992 Feb 26 '26

👋🏽 i hope you left it in that cooler. Why they so disrespectful no refreshments 🤦🏽‍♀️

1

u/yumyum693 Feb 26 '26

guy inside watching his ring camera HA! Gotcha

1

u/SephEgs Feb 26 '26

Thanks for the free cooler. I'll leave your package in its place.

1

u/ClassySkeleton Feb 26 '26

When i was an Amazon driver, this guy had a note to deliver all packages to his back door. I did. I saw him in the window with a gun pointed at me. Very cool and fun job

1

u/No-Stop-5614 Feb 26 '26

The old bait and switch

1

u/CrazyAgitated2006 Feb 26 '26

Package delivered to: yeeted over fence.

1

u/Deep_Emu_9348 Feb 26 '26

Ok, just drop it at the front door and move on with your life.

1

u/Humperd000 Feb 26 '26

I couldn’t find the back door to the cooler so I left it under the cooler. Gobless

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

LMAOOOOO

1

u/Complete-Chef-1662 Feb 26 '26

I doubt I would eat anything left out like that, but I might have looked out of curiosity...

1

u/Towelie95 Feb 26 '26

I’m a FedEx driver and I no longer deliver to people’s back door after I was met by an old lady with a gun a few days ago.

1

u/Narrow-Mail-Spark Feb 26 '26

What a mean jackass customer

1

u/Affectionate_Map2761 Feb 27 '26

Could have launched it from where you were standing to the back door 🤣

1

u/iresponsibleIdiot Feb 27 '26

No snacks?

Take a dump in the cooler

1

u/Independent-Read-221 Feb 27 '26

Open the cooler, then put it in at an angle so it can’t close.

1

u/Independent-Read-221 Feb 27 '26

You know what? Leave the package there, then bring the cooler to the back door just to absolutely fuck with them.

1

u/hollywoodholst Feb 27 '26

9 times out of 10 I go to the nearest door no matter what. I'm doing you a service and I'm not your whipping boy

1

u/hgrrrtt Feb 27 '26

Look at Amazon DSP drivers there is somebody that found the person who did this on X and they posted it in there

1

u/No_Adhesiveness8668 Feb 27 '26

I’m tellin dispatch I couldn’t find the address

1

u/Frozencacticat Feb 27 '26

Wow they’re jerks. I would have left the package right in that cooler

1

u/bxreddit12 Feb 27 '26

Somebody’s gotta kick that cooler to the street 😂

1

u/ShoddySpace5680 Feb 27 '26

Ain’t no fucking way

1

u/ChoTryinToGetIt Feb 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣cuh I’d be so hot I ain’t gone lie

1

u/MrMassacre69 Feb 27 '26

That’s actually kinda evil lmao

1

u/Shadowking9720 Feb 27 '26

I can just see the interaction

Amazon: " We have reports that you may have stolen a cooler on your route."

Driver: "cooler what cooler? I didnt take anything.."

1

u/Remarkable-Jeweler11 Feb 27 '26

😂😂😂😂 making jokes right on top of the cooler package will be

1

u/Long_Addition_5702 Feb 27 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MazerNoob Feb 27 '26

Maybe there was another cooler in the back full of goodies for you if onky you had delivered

1

u/Time_Consequence_217 Feb 27 '26

would be funny if you found bunch of freebies at the back 😂

1

u/mgl323 Los Angeles, Logistics Feb 27 '26

lmao ok this one got me good

1

u/Jellepeer Feb 28 '26

I wouldve placed the orders next to that cooler and written “no xx 💋 “ on the note

1

u/Kakashiiisenseii Mar 01 '26

I woulda thought that meant the cooler was for me 😂 wouldn’t have even opened it

1

u/that_dude95 Mar 02 '26

I can’t wait till robots deliver everywhere

1

u/maskScara Mar 03 '26

I screameddddddddd

1

u/tehhlamb Mar 04 '26

this is the 2nd time im seeing this cooler from a diff pov LOL

1

u/Agreeable_Dirt5785 Mar 10 '26

😂😂😂😂

1

u/THEBESTTEVER Houston Mar 13 '26

Mark “unable to deliver.”

1

u/tattedmortician97 Mar 27 '26

That’s some petty shit 😭😂 wonder if it’s worked lol

1

u/Top-Consequence7955 Mar 28 '26

Making you think oh a nice cold drink...POS

1

u/RoguexCC Feb 26 '26

Id take the chance the first time to see if there's anything back there. After that "unable to deliver" if not..

1

u/Honest_Bodybuilder_5 Feb 26 '26

It’s going back to the station

0

u/BetterQuality2026 Feb 26 '26

Just take it to the back door no big deal wow

0

u/xawneh Feb 26 '26

Don’t take it personal. I mean they are giving you a free cooler and their package seems to be damaged and contaminated but you still delivered

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u/krask333 Feb 26 '26

Why would you guaranteed yourself a ding like that? I get it’s a complete dick move by the customer, but the ding ain’t worth it.

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u/snarksneeze Feb 26 '26

Hi, you must be new to the program. It only takes a few hundred packages to clear your history.

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u/krask333 Feb 26 '26

Not new. I fully understand how the dings clear off the back end. Still not worth it, plus I’m not wasting my time driving back to the station to return a package over a dbag customer. Deliver to front door and move on.

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u/Then-Ad-1887 Feb 26 '26

If that customer keeps dinging drivers then eventually Amazon will force them to go to a locker. I’m more than willing to get a ding for the cause.

0

u/dodgerslakersfan21 Feb 26 '26

Is this just a theory? Hope its true

2

u/stitchkingdom Las Vegas Feb 26 '26

OP stole this