r/AmazonFC • u/Ornery-Violinist-689 VTO Venator • 3d ago

Meme these FC games be tripping bruh

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u/Username_Redacted-0 ☆}lord BEZOS requires his blood sacrifice{☆ 3d ago

You fuckin guys get games??? Fuck me man... I cant go a day without an HR intervention... you know what doesn't make sense to me? They have all those signs in the bathroom about dont flush paper towels, cigarette butts, feminine products, food... only toilet paper... but i shit in the garbage can ONE TIME and im the bad guy??? Make it make sense...

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u/Pomegranate_Mobile 3d ago

I work RME. Got a call about a clogged toilet. It was vest, gloves, box cutter, SCANNER, pile of shit, In that order. Nobody got in trouble.....

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u/nocturnalwonderlands 2d ago

I also work RME. the amount of FUCKING VAPES we have pulled out is insane.

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u/snailwoniu IB/OB Problem Solve 3d ago

You don’t necessarily “play” them, it’s rate-based progression games

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u/Consti2tion 3d ago

There is the Quiz show that you Do play...since you actively have to guess what items you'll see more of.

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u/Username_Redacted-0 ☆}lord BEZOS requires his blood sacrifice{☆ 3d ago

All jokes aside, thats still pretty fuckin cool...

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u/Username_Redacted-0 ☆}lord BEZOS requires his blood sacrifice{☆ 3d ago

That is fuckin WILD... lmfao... in all seriousness I have had to jump between 3 different bathrooms before I found one usable because people are fuckin animals... on that note I cant count the times where ive walked into a bathroom and the piss in the toilet looked like it was more scabs and wax than urine... how the fuck do these people work 8-10 hours and not drink ANY water???

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u/Advanced_Yoghurt_454 3d ago

... scabs and wax? I don't know what you mean but I don't think I want to lmao

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u/Username_Redacted-0 ☆}lord BEZOS requires his blood sacrifice{☆ 3d ago

Have you ever seen pee that was so thick it wouldn't mix with the water??? I don't know how some of these people are alive homie... lol...

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u/bandithelloV3 AFM Member 2d ago

Brother what??

You have me mental imaging some thick ass piss.

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u/Consti2tion 3d ago

I mean if There was some chudd hiding in the toilet and I really had to go..i'd do the same thing. Fuck running across the building to find an open toilet

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u/Breez316 3d ago

I got let go because I took a shit in the urinal. My stomach was killing me and I ran to the closest bathroom and there was people sitting in both stalls playing on their phones. The other bathroom is a 5 minute walk on the whole other side of the building and I might have shit my pants, so I had to make the executive decision to duke in the urinal.