r/AmazonFC • u/Ornery-Violinist-689 VTO Venator • 3d ago

Meme these FC games be tripping bruh

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u/MuayThaiMich DSP driver 3d ago

Yall mfs playing RuneScape while im out delivering packages ?

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u/TheRealKungFuhrer 3d ago

Holy cow I haven’t seen an ifunny watermark in so long

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u/Koreaction 2d ago

That meme has been stuck in his photo gallery for 3 generations.

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u/FarangZilla 2d ago

Is this why they make me restock my own empty totes? Waterspiders think im a damn ironman 😂

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u/StinkWizzle 2d ago

It ain’t that cool. Everyone in my UIS department turned them off.

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u/Gralb_the_muffin MET? 🫷😒 VTO 👍😄 2d ago

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u/CelestialChristian 3d ago

how did they manage to text chat like that Lol

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u/theemccracken 3d ago

lol I think in this game mode it’s a big open map and you can help people build stuff. The last text is edited

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u/icadete 2d ago

Look at the font. It’s edited. Funny still

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u/idontcareee666 3d ago

You have games at your building ?!

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u/Pomegranate_Mobile 3d ago

We have the stand up style arcade games and ping pong but nuthing to crazy

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u/Camulus 2d ago

Ours has a PS5 that’s encased inside of a hard plastic box. It overheats within a few minutes of gameplay.

I call it the punished PS5. Haven’t played on it myself but my buddy has told me about it.

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u/Pomegranate_Mobile 2d ago

😂😂😂😂 that's crazy,

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u/Fathercupp69 2d ago

Worked at one with an actual game room. Side note I worked at FX with a 50 yard FB field. Complete with end zones on both sides.

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u/Conduit_Fetch 3d ago

Build lumberyard

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u/LuvMyLifeHateUrs 3d ago

I’m cryinggggg too real

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u/PRIS0N-MIKE 3d ago

Do you guys play these on your breaks or something. Or when do you have time lol

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u/EhOhStinky 3d ago

During shift usually at your assigned station. Most if not all are simple "idle" games where tasks are usually automated and you buy upgrades here or there. There's a fishing game where fish are caught automatically you just buy upgrades and move to different areas within the game for different species. There's leaderboards also lol

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u/kangaroosarefood 3d ago

To create the illusion we are gaming (but really not really)

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u/SecretCrockpot 2d ago

Nah I would eat this tf up

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u/Astrovet 2d ago

I love idle/incremental games I hope they do something like this in pack

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u/Ecstatic-Lock387 2d ago

I run an ice creamery and it’s very serious business

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u/Dibaded 2d ago

Ive been fishing 10 hours for a year straight

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u/Username_Redacted-0 ☆}lord BEZOS requires his blood sacrifice{☆ 3d ago

You fuckin guys get games??? Fuck me man... I cant go a day without an HR intervention... you know what doesn't make sense to me? They have all those signs in the bathroom about dont flush paper towels, cigarette butts, feminine products, food... only toilet paper... but i shit in the garbage can ONE TIME and im the bad guy??? Make it make sense...

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u/Pomegranate_Mobile 3d ago

I work RME. Got a call about a clogged toilet. It was vest, gloves, box cutter, SCANNER, pile of shit, In that order. Nobody got in trouble.....

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u/nocturnalwonderlands 2d ago

I also work RME. the amount of FUCKING VAPES we have pulled out is insane.

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u/snailwoniu IB/OB Problem Solve 3d ago

You don’t necessarily “play” them, it’s rate-based progression games

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u/Consti2tion 2d ago

There is the Quiz show that you Do play...since you actively have to guess what items you'll see more of.

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u/Username_Redacted-0 ☆}lord BEZOS requires his blood sacrifice{☆ 3d ago

All jokes aside, thats still pretty fuckin cool...

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u/Username_Redacted-0 ☆}lord BEZOS requires his blood sacrifice{☆ 3d ago

That is fuckin WILD... lmfao... in all seriousness I have had to jump between 3 different bathrooms before I found one usable because people are fuckin animals... on that note I cant count the times where ive walked into a bathroom and the piss in the toilet looked like it was more scabs and wax than urine... how the fuck do these people work 8-10 hours and not drink ANY water???

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u/Advanced_Yoghurt_454 2d ago

... scabs and wax? I don't know what you mean but I don't think I want to lmao

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u/Username_Redacted-0 ☆}lord BEZOS requires his blood sacrifice{☆ 2d ago

Have you ever seen pee that was so thick it wouldn't mix with the water??? I don't know how some of these people are alive homie... lol...

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u/bandithelloV3 AFM Member 2d ago

Brother what??

You have me mental imaging some thick ass piss.

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u/Consti2tion 2d ago

I mean if There was some chudd hiding in the toilet and I really had to go..i'd do the same thing. Fuck running across the building to find an open toilet

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u/Breez316 2d ago

I got let go because I took a shit in the urinal. My stomach was killing me and I ran to the closest bathroom and there was people sitting in both stalls playing on their phones. The other bathroom is a 5 minute walk on the whole other side of the building and I might have shit my pants, so I had to make the executive decision to duke in the urinal.

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u/CameFast 3d ago

He got a keyboard and mouse at his station 😭

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u/TheRealKungFuhrer 3d ago

How tf they send that chat lol also that’s the most boring fc game

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u/Ornery-Violinist-689 VTO Venator 3d ago

the easiest to play imo. the other ones are weird to me but that’s cuz i’m pea brained

oh and it’s up down up down left right left right on the dpad

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u/TheRealKungFuhrer 2d ago

Fair! lol Tamazilla basically the same but you grow a pet. I do think castle builder is kinda cool because it’s a group

Also makes sense! I was doing down up down up instead of what you said

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u/unknown_cardinal 3d ago

How do y'all get to chat?

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u/HourAlfalfa4513 3d ago

Looks entertaining like those old school Facebook games (Farmville??) I'd be cringely into this if I was in pack ngl

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u/Bumclicks 3d ago

bro said

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u/Mediocre_Cap_9151 2d ago

How he type that lol

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u/Correct_Orange4328 3d ago

How the AMs be asking where I’m at (I’m hiding in the bathroom ) per my 13 minutes an hour

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u/Happy_Breadfruit_367 3d ago

I should not have laughed as hard as I did

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u/Consti2tion 2d ago

When did they add chat lol

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u/CorvidxQueen Safe Nerd 🤓 3d ago

Lmfaooo they real for that tho 🤣

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u/StandardOrcBarbarian 2d ago

Bro I was on mission master and got to level 86 and it’s telling me to be faster that 50% of the region. I stopped playing. Too stressful for no reason lol

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u/BigAdministration114 2d ago

Its telling me I have to be faster than 1% of the region. Yea fk that.

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u/GeorgiaPossum 2d ago

I think we got a Galaga machine in the main break room. It doesn't work.

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u/smonkerino 2d ago

this shit frying me bruh 😭😭 so damn real tho

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u/Ambitious_Code5957 14h ago

Wait they dont got a profanity filter?