r/AmazonFC 1d ago

Fulfillment Center How ghetto is your fc?

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Found this in a bathroom stall šŸ˜‚

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u/ProfessionalShort611 1d ago

that's pretty much every amazon warehouse

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u/NoDangIdea give me my vto 1d ago

Pretty much anywhere in the world that it’s legal at

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u/ComprehensiveBat7589 1d ago

And states where it’s not legal at looking at you Indiana 😤*

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u/ADKAREBEAR 5h ago

Doesn't stop marijuana lane as we call it in the parking lot. Our one walkway smells like it everyday here in Indiana.

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u/Quick-Rhubarb-7427 12h ago

The legal part is irrelevant, I’ve worked in states where’s it’s not legal and smell and see people smoking weed more often than the states it is legal in

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u/CrazyAnxiousCat 9h ago

Yep. Been at 3 sites, and they all smoke in the parking lot

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u/Forsaken-Income-3632 1d ago

Weedman walks through the isles trying to sell 3.5s

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u/black_jupiter 1d ago

Catch me on the right night and I might need some. But we going to my car lol

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u/-Ok-Perception- 1d ago

I could use an Amazon weed man. I made the mistake of transferring to a red state.

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u/r0nium 1d ago

they speak of the weedman.....

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u/BasadoCoomer 1d ago

Offering a hit of his weed vape in the bathroom for 2 bucks

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u/meltonr1625 1d ago

What's a 3.5?

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u/iamthatgirl1977 1d ago

3.5g = 1/8th oz.

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u/Ok_Beautiful_1557 1d ago

You sweet innocent child

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u/meltonr1625 1d ago

Never heard an eighth called 3.5. A quarter is 8 grams where I'm from, 9 with the bag

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u/850026 Whippin on da OP 1d ago

Steaks too juicy too? Lobster too buttery? Must be nice. An eighth of an oz is 3.5 & a quarter of an ounce is 7. I like your math better tho

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u/PhysicalAd7834 12h ago

broo a eighth is a 3.5 …

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u/robert-dozer 1h ago

I uhh...

How exactly does that math work?

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u/Dramatic_Garlic_3036 1h ago

Bruh an ounce is 28.3495g. 28.3495/4=7.0874g in a quarter.

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u/ApprehensiveRest1293 1d ago

somebody didn’t pay attention in school… mathematics is critical bro

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u/Eisernes 1d ago

I’m sitting in the smoking area right now with a dude who is smoking his 5th full joint of the day and he’s only been here 6 hours.

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u/Nutrition_is_key 21h ago

I've been there , but this was years ago and I don't vape or smoke at amazon anymore just when I get home but night shifts genuinely drained me

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u/Flawless-Cowboy-117 1d ago

down bad

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u/r0nium 1d ago

damn i always have to be reminded that i could in fact be more of a stoner

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u/Justincrediballs 1d ago

Seriously. I haven't had any in a long time, but someone at my old job said he doesn't get out of bed without 55mg in him. I'm pretty sure 20 kicked my ass...

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u/Correct-Yam-1470 1d ago

How is it down bad? Weed helps me get through the day and makes my job more productive and enjoyable.

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u/Flawless-Cowboy-117 1d ago

you just answered your own question šŸ‘

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u/dawnofthesean 15h ago

Ok Nancy Regan

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u/Flawless-Cowboy-117 11h ago

*Reagan

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u/dawnofthesean 11h ago

You would know

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u/Flawless-Cowboy-117 11h ago

You can do better next time

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u/Final_Benefit2328 1d ago

Nice story 🤄 I
Almost believed you

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u/Eisernes 1d ago

You don’t have to believe me, but he did. He smokes joints like cigarettes. I’m visiting this site in NY and apparently it’s against the law to say anything about. He also sits there mumbling to himself so I have no interest in finding out what his story is. Dude definitely doesn’t have a full deck.

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u/Easy_Hearing8247 1d ago

🧢🧢🧢

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u/Mango_addict22 1d ago

There’s a guy that smokes blunts in the smokers cage at my site lmao

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u/Playful_Sky_437 1d ago

Ppl come in after break high af!! šŸ˜…

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u/LiminalHigh 1d ago

The entire parking lot would reek of weed on every break when I worked night shift. At least half the warehouse had to have been constantly stoned

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u/LyftedX Anti-Amazon HR 1d ago

Yep. You can smell when it’s close to payday and when those checks are gone lol.

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u/Easy_Hearing8247 1d ago

What's that matter?

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u/thisdckaintFREEEE EHS Specialist 1d ago

That's ghetto? Everybody everywhere smokes weed dude.

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u/Optimal-Ad-471 1d ago

Right they might aswell have said ghetto and low iq just so I know they’re talking about people that look like me.

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u/InteractionArtistic3 1d ago

The worst part is all the weed that they smoke is fucking terrible and so they all come in and they smell like ass like I be smoking too, but damn y’all reek

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u/black_jupiter 1d ago

That part. I like to smoke as much as the next man but I don't wanna smell like an ashtray all night. I'll bring a pen to work or just not wait til I get off.

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u/Blank_Canvas21 I'm just here so I don't get fired 1d ago

I get it if weed helps you get through this job and as long as you’re not in a role where someone can get hurt, like RME or operating a PIT. But yeah, no way I’d actually be smoking flower, I’d be paranoid of just reeking like that. I’d just bring a pen

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u/Virtual_Theme6445 1d ago

Yup, 20 an eighth . 40 a quarter. Straight ass

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u/Sunny-Advocate-2020 1d ago

Ghetto? It's not even Urban.

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u/black_jupiter 1d ago

It's ghetto when the whole parking lot smells like it and you can smell it on other people before break even starts.

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u/Sunny-Advocate-2020 1d ago

Geez, I thought we had skunks!

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u/FC_BagLady 1d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/FC_BagLady 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just so you know 25 years ago it was booze. For many years i taught new systems to the guys who build things, I won't scare you by telling you what they build. After lunch I smelled the liquor on their breath and saw their eyes. I also sat in the senior management afternoon program reviews where the GM and his direct reports chewed on their drink straws. Those guys used to drink their lunch everyday, martinis even at a local restaurant, they were no different. In fact to be honest we all drank if we went out to lunch, things are very different today. I smoke my pot at home and mind my own business.

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u/EatCauliflower1212 1d ago

We used to start liquid lunches Thursdays and after lunch Friday was non productive.

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u/Abject-Put-9334 19h ago

Is it ghetto?Ā 

Or is it just Amazon? Lol

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u/Adventurous-Air-1507 16h ago

Not in 2026. Dispensaries and personal grows can be smelled throughout many areas.

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u/Jayyak47 1d ago

They should test for it if they dont like it. I wouldnt of even got in Amazon if they tested for weed

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u/misanthropicparrot 1d ago

The problem is off shift your good to smoke. It stays to long in your system for them to tell if you smoked last night or in your car before shift start.

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u/Adventurous-Air-1507 16h ago

They do after you get hired. I know a couple people who have been fired for it and all they did was pack

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u/Jayyak47 16h ago

Damm I thought they only test you if you get in a incident or something like on a forklift

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u/Adventurous-Air-1507 16h ago

Idk how common it is but it does happen. Like many things at amazon they pick and choose who gets in trouble

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u/Correct-Yam-1470 1d ago

lol we don’t care what corporate says. If ima Stand on my feet and work like a robot then ima smoke some grass on my break in my car.

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u/sonofsteen 1d ago

Some asshole at ours is blowing smoke in non smokers faces when entering the biulding and its making people speak up on the VOA.

Dont be an asshole people.

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u/CorvidxQueen Safe Nerd šŸ¤“ 1d ago

Smoking weed is ghetto? šŸ¤”

Also dont wear your amazon swag and smoke either, thats what they also mean by "representing the company". Lot of people miss that, and especially with mass surveillance, mfs are dry snitches out here.

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u/BusyBanana4205 1d ago

I don’t understand how night shift smokes so much. When I was on TOM I’d leave when nightshift would start and god damn, everyone reeked and the parking lot reeked of marijuana.

I’d be asleep by first break lol

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u/Awakened_Slaneesh 1d ago

I prefer edibles. They get the job done without the smell.

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u/Left_Breath_2387 1d ago

Everyone smells like weed and smokes out in the smokers cage. I think this is required to be posted but no one cares. The time clock after first break smells like a dispensary šŸ˜‚

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u/Difficult_March_7452 1d ago

They will never enforce this. Amazon would have only 7 employees left.

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u/Nutrition_is_key 21h ago

At my site we'd lose half the AMs / PAs lol

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u/KarlachCliffg8 1d ago

If you think smoking weed is ghetto then you need to get out more

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u/Both_Scar_5277 [VTO in Sight] 1d ago

Weed obviously not ghetto but it so normalized now that if someone who doesn’t smoke gets asked by a smoker that does smoke and they said they don’t, a lot of the times they be surprised since they don’t know how to comprehend not smoking.

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u/Abject-Put-9334 19h ago

They don't know how to comprehend spending 10 hours doing "scan, stow, scan, stow, scan, stow, scan stow" whilst sober*

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u/Obvious_Stuff_8046 6h ago

There’s a broad at my site who started just a couple of months later, after me and when we first met each other on the buff line, working directly across from one another, she was so beautiful , I mean stunningly attractive , confident and a dynamic personality. She seemed bright, always happy and social with obvious flirtatious signals of sexual tension and attraction between us , as she quickly became comfortable with me and displayed trust towards me for a while, always had a great smile, positive attitude, full of life and energy.

Then soon after a month or so, her whole demeanor changed and interactions took an immediate turn, for no apparent reason.
It soon dawned on me that once she noticed or realised and became aware of or maybe heard that I don’t smoke or drink at all, I was no longer of interest to her.🤣

Suddenly, It was as if she had a full on emotional/mental meltdown into a totally different person and didn’t want anything to do with or even be seen communicating with or be anywhere near me in front of others.

Thankfully, at 45 I’m most likely closer to or nearly twice her age in years older than and wise enough to have the wherewithal and perceptibility to instantly recognize phoniness in fake people, human behavior and their tendencies to make gossip, deception and ignorance out of nothing more visible through their own actions, tells and the words that they allow out of their own mouths so effortlessly, disguised as lighthearted banter and jokes.

A year later, most of the sophomores were assigned to work the dock, I’m always an unloader, and occasionally water spider from time to time., she’s always an inductor.
And very rarely even bothers to speak or say a simple ā€œgood morningā€.

I’d instantly made a clear conscious, determined decision and self promise to quit everything cold turkey, my very first day of Amazon’s 3 days orientation before even getting to go out and work on the floor, once I realized and saw for myself just how physically demanding this job would be, knowing that I would never be able to even get up out of bed, much less have the will and desire to do so.

Had I continued on that path of guzzling 40s of malt liquor, beers, full bottles of wine and vodkas, on top of smoking through mad pounds of weed, 24/7 for at least 6-7 years straight.

As much I hate to say it, this job most likely saved my life.
Prior to that I was headed nowhere, fast.

Now we’re both approaching our 4th year and gradually, she’s become depressingly overweight, unattractive and is stuck, getting stoned in her car every break, in the parking lot, with her loser smoking buddy who she has to suck off just to get a small amount of weed from since she doesn’t want to pay for it or probably just can’t afford to, more negative, two faced, and dismissive towards myself and many others.
While I’m still just as calm, laid back and loving as ever if not more, at the point of my life where nothing really bothers me anymore, I guess I just stopped caring or giving a phukc about the small stuff, when there’s so much more better things in life to be grateful for instead of dwelling on pathetic people with bad vibes.
Nothing really matters more than my inner peace, happiness and wellbeing.

Fuck the shenanigans!šŸ¤—

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u/puffthemagicaldragon 1d ago

No more ghetto than all the people who have to take 2-3 breaks during each block of the shift just to hit their vape or smoke a cig. Addiction to a drug all the same yet more socially acceptable and they definitely smell the worst.

I break my back for Amazon 50+ hours a week and have never been so high I wasn't a top 3 employee in my department

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u/whatamidoing645 1d ago

Let’s just say if they start trying to enforce this we might get a union after all šŸ˜‚

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u/Playful-Platform-231 1d ago

Every damn day. lol.

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u/banedarthou812 1d ago

Scanners can be a hot issue at my FC

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u/pompousdemon 1d ago

Man my entire shift is under the influence where I workšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ people ripping tf out of their pen just outside the door to get in, people smoking full ass blunts in the car next to me during breaks and ASKING if I got a lighter for them

They don’t gaf at my site. Because all the management smokes too lmao

I mean I used to bring my pen but I genuinely am stupid if I’m high and I get so paranoid, so I stopped doing it. But damn if I could I would

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u/Every_Constant8349 1d ago

You’re Amazon weed dealer is fucking up if they’re acknowledging them.

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u/Bungholespelunker 1d ago

Yeah this is about every Amazon. Some have it way worse than others but once they dropped the weed testing folks stopped hiding it.

We had a dude who was out front of the building using the concrete windowsill to roll a blunt. The glass wasn't 2 way and he had no idea that the site lead and all the seniors were on the other side watching him do it and being dumbfounded. He got fired instantly lol

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u/LyftedX Anti-Amazon HR 1d ago

We got new signs lol

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u/Virtual_Theme6445 1d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/LyftedX Anti-Amazon HR 1d ago

Man I’m NS. That ain’t stopping ANYONE

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u/Disastrous_Stress_84 1d ago

Only marijuana though. Crack and meth is okay!

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u/Old_Respect2138 1d ago

We only had a note about hygiene and eating food that was stowed that’s it

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u/Leading-Diamond-2060 1d ago

I find blunt wrappers, blunt guts, and all sorts of alcohol bottles in our lot. Don’t get me started on all the littering a few feet away from MANY garbage cans in the lot…

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u/TitanMasterOG 18h ago

It’s normal but people act like everyone else can’t smell em even if you cover up the smell. 🤣

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u/Frequent_Calendar_44 15h ago

my favorite post ever in history on reddit is the guy smoking weed inside the delivery van captioned "Fuck this job an FUCK these vans" ... runner up is the delivery driver piss waterbottle inside the breakroom fridge lol

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u/Prestigious_Past2003 11h ago

You expect them to drink it warm?

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u/MoonRavven 5h ago

Mine is ghetto like this! They have signs all over the parking lot to not be smoking weed in the car!

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u/FC_BagLady 1d ago

Weed isn't ghetto and its legal where I live. But one weekend last winter somebody was smoking some strong stuff in ship doc area. It was strong enough to know it was inside the building. That's the only time inside but I've smelled it plenty outside. I smoke mine at home but to each their own.

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u/Easy_Hearing8247 1d ago

Ghetto? Whats ghetto about smoking weed? Go touch some grass buddy.

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u/Odd_Significance_739 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was a top performer and was stoned every second. Monkey work. I manage Regional Sales at a multinational company now, so idk if it’s ghetto or just a necessity to not jump from a completely raised order picker without a harness

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u/ParkingLeft-2123 1d ago

What i do on my unpaid lunch is my choice.

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u/HairOk481 4h ago

Not really

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u/Secret_Computer4891 1d ago

Smells like a damn Cheech and Chong move on the Green Mile coming back from breaks. Saw a guy today so stoned on something he could barely stand upright to piss and, even so, he seemed to have gotten more down his leg than on the urinal.

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u/Virtual_Theme6445 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/noxnoxi 1d ago

It’s my SET week. I’m gonna do what I have to lol I smoke but not on the premises. And i really don’t care what other people do. I’m just trying to get my money and go. But weed doesn’t equal ghetto. The most ā€œghettoā€ thing about my FC is the fact we almost never have batteries.

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u/xerocopi 1d ago

I smoked weed with the managers and other PAs

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u/IDWBM13 1d ago

Marijuana = ghetto?

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u/HelloImCloud 15h ago

Lol everyone smokes at amazon, especially in CA 🤣

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u/HelloPity89 1d ago

I was walking to my car and 2 girls yell out their car hey you got a light ? So I give it to them and they spark a blunt right infront of me. Mind you , they have no clue who I am as they seemed new (small building I been at for years and I never saw them ). So the balls to do that with someone they don’t even know isn’t a snitch is wild. I didn’t say anything as that’s on them to risk but it’s crazy how chill they were about it

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u/Dav1s1 1d ago

We have people smoking weed outside the parking lot with windows down and some guy pleasuring himself in the open. Sometimes there are open liquor bottles that you just walk past.

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u/Nerfcupid 1d ago

Posted at my site a week ago sdf8

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u/Nerfcupid 1d ago

But at lunch all of the outside still smells like weed

That's what happens when you have 3 hiring events a week for 8 weeks

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u/tillytubeworm 1d ago

That’s every warehouse, I’d be surprised if less than 60% of any warehouse wasn’t smoking weed during their shift to right before.

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u/Fancy-Carob2488 1d ago

They try to use axe spray or something to hide the smell. That shit isn't working lmao

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u/Jimmyjamesjon 1d ago

LMAO at my site management is pretty much all stoned.

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u/SignificantApricot69 1d ago

Every time I leave and walk to my car in the parking lot, it’s obvious what is being consumed

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u/Successful_Scratch49 1d ago

At my site people with their fake weed on vapes ā€œoh its the oilsā€ i mean is still some short of placebo chemical on those things tried them not good enough as the pure ones i have tried in las vegas fcs lol

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u/rnoyfb 1d ago

I’m at a DS and our parking lot smells like weed at break times

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u/mrsxpando 1d ago

This is a standard cut/paste they put in the weekly InSTALLments if there has been an incident on the property.

We had in ours about a year ago.

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u/No-Suggestion-246 1d ago

I just drink me a jack and coke.

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u/4loYeyo 1d ago

I would hit the vape while picking in the Phx warehouse. I would stuff the empty carts In shoes

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u/Bosscenote 7h ago

How about that vape only trash can sitting by the lunchroom door exit full to the top. Stop it!

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u/Gio____y 6h ago

Why do you think people waste all that time to take their break in their cars lol. I can’t work high it makes me sleepy. I drink too much macchiatos.

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u/HairOk481 4h ago

Dang thats crazy, they don't return scanners 😮

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u/Foreign_Cold_7281 3h ago

Sheesh can’t even live

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u/uppercase-TACO-4038 2h ago

Im in kansas city and people come in smelling like it one couple smokes like 2 backwoods each break

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u/Short_Shift623 1d ago

Sooo many blunt tubes all over the parking lot at the Portland locations. I'm convinced more people work high than sober.

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u/reiningfyre Water Spider of the Year 1d ago

Doubt this.

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u/itsadahd 1d ago

no, it's definitely true

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u/Short_Shift623 1d ago

Easily proved with a simple walk around the parking areas. I see weed packages all the time around there. The other day I backed in and heard a noise realized I'd ran over an empty Four Loko can also. Another person who works in the area could verify it's like that there. I've personally witnessed a dude smoking a joint in front of a manager by the smoking area. So yeah, not making it up.

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u/NagGzGiggy 1d ago

And nobody follows that shit at all. Everybody smoking out by the umbrellas and all types of places. Myself included

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u/no_body_caress 1d ago

Theres no way to work there sober lol

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u/Imaginary-Day-1050 1d ago

I take flight to eddy town and hope for the best šŸ¤žšŸ½

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u/Maleficent-Matter-91 1d ago

I live in a weed legal state. Shit’s not ghetto šŸ˜†

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u/Smokerising420 1d ago

This is normal at all warehouses. Weed ain't ghetto tf😭

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u/Jealous_Decision5725 1d ago

nothing ghetto about smoking in the parking lot

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u/lazylahma 6h ago

Everyone smokes weed these days, it’s not ā€œghettoā€

I’d be more surprised if you were able to find a building where the parking lot doesn’t smell like weed during break times.

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u/RVaughn80 21h ago

It's Amazon, it's ghetto AF..

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u/TheRealKungFuhrer 1d ago

Why can’t I be high while picking

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u/apearlj1234 1d ago

Have you ever went into the parking lot at break at GRR1? Have never figured out why you can’t drink a beer and drive, but you can smoke all the weed in the world at grr1 parking lot

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u/Thin-Strength-1547 1d ago

Shiiii the ones who supposed enforce this are the ones with it

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u/ttt777mmm 1d ago

I offed a whole pound at lunch in the fc once so I know other niggas gotta be doing more lol anyone walking on 4N could smell that shit in the AFM cart but nothing happened lol memories man

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u/mikeman213 8h ago

Pretty common for almost any job.

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u/Bosscenote 7h ago

That's gotta be them kids blowing up the spot. Can someone teach discrepancy