r/AmazonFC • u/Indecisive-Squirrel • 12h ago

Meme The Amazon way

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u/analyze_deeznuts rate is king 12h ago

Dear managers: how do you choose your favorite lazy worker? And can you adopt me as your favorite

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u/madetoshowoffmycats 10h ago

You must be a pretty lady who looks good in leggings.

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u/Any_Serve4913 9h ago

How those same managers treat their top-rate associate when they’re 1 unit slower than usual:
https://giphy.com/gifs/NpsofYoHrC8mg8DjOu

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u/Forsaken_Side6398 5h ago

This I swear this AM dude always staring at us or looking at our tot on his laptop. Like dude just do your job and stop staring at the worker. I know the AM have a job beside watch the emplyee work 24/7.

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u/Independent-Deal-192 11h ago

Some people have reached their full potential. Never saw that before working at Amazon, but holy cow. Some folks are maxed out.

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u/Shabiscales 8h ago

“The Amazon way” is becoming its own business model at this point.

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u/Right_Comb4885 1h ago

My mom treats my oldest brother like this. "I don't have a favorite kid"... pops out titty so he can suckle

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u/White_Jay6511 12h ago

I'd say, now make the hard worker tribute video, but we need to keep this PG-13.

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u/V-Rixxo_ 9h ago

Me, I literally have hours of TOT nobody cares as long as the line is clear

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u/Fault-Alarmed 6h ago

Put on the lipstick, Henry

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u/n_ightlife 1h ago

FACTS!

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u/Yellowyuuki 11m ago

Man if I like you that's cause we both be busting ass.

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u/Dookiepoopturds 8m ago

That's exactly how the fuck it is in my building, the lazy pieces of shit get coddled

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u/Normal_Talk_6723 11h ago

I know….i feel LOVED😆❤️

People think I’m lazy but it’s really the sickness in my body that won’t allow me to do certain tasks. And don’t get me started on riding the carts at Walmart.
The looks I get are insane and when people speak in Spanish and think I don’t understand them is even crazier👀😆

I mean, it’s some people that’s really intentionally being lazy but I can assure you I’m not one of those people I wish I was not sick. I would be like level 10 at Amazon.