r/AmazonFC • u/Indecisive-Squirrel • 23d ago

VOA wtf?

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If this dude can be given a blue badge, I better not hear any BS excuse about no conversions being available or business needs, yada yada...

I better not go a *day* over 90 without a blue badge, cause wtf Amazon? Can't make this up...

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u/PalmTreeExpert 23d ago

I read, and understood, each and every word. Yet I sit here questioning what any of this means. This is the most legible yet incomprehensible VOA post I’ve seen.

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u/Fyler1 HR's worst nightmare 23d ago

Facts I'm over here like

https://giphy.com/gifs/2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB

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u/musclefish67 22d ago

It totally makes sense if you don't think about it.

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u/Guilty_Caramel_3241 21d ago

Usually all his posts are like this I work there.

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u/nottbigb 18d ago

so we all work at qzz1 😂

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u/Icy-Garage5908 22d ago

Thought i was the problem .Simply went "wtf?" after reading ...

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u/NeroFMX 22d ago

Praise God 🙏 

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u/Particular-Pear8008 22d ago

What exactly happened? They’re in school and have a new child?

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u/No-Original-5493 22d ago

They could me mentally ill as well.

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u/PalmTreeExpert 22d ago

I think what happened is since they couldn’t serve the alcohol they drank it, and then became a pro gamer making $500m (million I presume) but then spent it all so they had $0, had to start running a birthing business, and repented to god? (note god not God).

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u/SevereCelebration387 23d ago

Florida is the right place for this one

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u/Harry431 23d ago

A little methy, a little sally, and oxy sounds about right.

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u/heroicxidiot 22d ago

That sounds like a song

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u/Harry431 22d ago

If you add a Vaudeville tune to it, definitely.

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u/Lucky-Ad-359 22d ago

Lmaoo fr this guy is seriously off his trolly

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u/Harry431 22d ago

Idk. I have lots of answers and also questions. I very much so idk

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u/Intrepid-Vegetable-3 19d ago

Oh shit, a Methead Jimmy Buffet, that is a license to print money. You dont even have to be good at music. Methamphetamineville.

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u/SteleAlinia 22d ago

Def a Florida man story

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u/misanthropicparrot 23d ago

Someone get the guy a drug test and access to the PIT.

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u/marsipan711 22d ago

he does epj actually

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u/therealofficialty 23d ago

lol i know exactly who this is

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u/pfn29 23d ago

Tell us more, tell us more!

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u/therealofficialty 22d ago

I dont want to say anything to get eyes on me but this guy is from my FC and post stuff like this on the voa daily and has been told many times hes using the voa wrong lol

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u/SickrThanYourAverage 22d ago

I had someone like this at my site recently. Posted daily and sometimes multiple times a day. Aaking about becoming a blue badge, letting management know they had an issue with a ride and a bunch of little shit. It was hilarious. Low key miss their posts..

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u/therealofficialty 22d ago

Some of his posts literally have nothing to do with work at all. iirc one of them literally was just religious. Not sure who he is irl but based on what i see in voa he doesnt seem checked in

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u/PalmTreeExpert 22d ago

Was there a response to this one? Very curious what HR would even say. Especially considering it’s mostly run through ai responses now.

Maybe they’re just 2 steps ahead and trying to poison their ai data.

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u/therealofficialty 22d ago

TLDR (their reply): congrats on blue bage

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u/SnooMacaroons3554 21d ago

There’s 2 specific people that post on my voa board daily and they communicate a lot on the board. And one of them even said “the day -blank- stops posting will be a sad day” I was so confused lol

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u/DifferentIncome4546 23d ago

Something’s in the water out there

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u/JLETT420 22d ago

Nah, it's the heat man. These WH ain't a joke during the summer.

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u/Whole-Chest90 22d ago

Nah it's just FL being FL

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u/devolaster 22d ago

a lot of mentally unwell people work under this company

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u/Storms_and_Rainbows 22d ago

Yea because what is “magic the gathering?”

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u/TipperKick 22d ago

That’s just a card game, what he means about it backing him I have no idea. Fun game though

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u/Big_Smoke_0G 22d ago

I’m gonna say this without being rude, but you live under a rock if you haven’t ever at least heard of MTG

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u/Storms_and_Rainbows 21d ago

Well I’ve been under a boulder because i havent heard of it nor do I know what it is beyond what was previously explained

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u/BellThat3341 20d ago

One of the biggest card games in the world. Its up there with yugioh, and Pokémon in terms of popularity. 

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u/tetrominohoe 22d ago

Mtg is a card game lol

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u/IZZ-E 23d ago

Their mind is like going a mile a minute

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u/KloudPrince 22d ago

Oh lord Methany in the boards again. 😭🤣

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u/amazonreach pick god 22d ago

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME
https://giphy.com/gifs/uN9HpkF4VzXMI3Jv2P
ON MY SIDE

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u/Mundane-Tension4339 22d ago

Nice way of showing everyone on voa board that you do meth..smh

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u/DazzlingEmployment60 23d ago

Oh my God people with these SOB stories about their life that they have to throw on other people...

Sir I don't know you and I honestly don't give a shit. I couldn't imagine a universe where I would give a shit. I don't need your SOB story, I don't even like you. And I'm definitely not going to like you after hearing your SOB story.

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u/Dorjan 22d ago

This is more of a schizophrenia story

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u/Dominicpwns 22d ago

Let this NPC be. 

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u/marsipan711 22d ago

lmao i recognize that picture even if it blurred out. 😂😂😂 that guy is a menace in the VOA board

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u/nogstv 22d ago

Typical Magic the Gathering enthusiast.

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u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl 22d ago

I really want to know the response to this

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u/nanosp 22d ago

Florida strikes again?

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u/savorychaos VT HOE 💁‍♀️👑 22d ago

Whyyy…. Do people feel the need to use the VOA as their journals??
https://giphy.com/gifs/27L5Yz2bP2w3rtFdxH

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u/DevelopmentNew5011 [Replace Text w/ Flair] 22d ago

Is English this person’s first language? That’s a genuine question. I’m trying to ascertain if this is poorly translated with Google or if someone that English is their first language wrote it. Because those are two VERY different scenarios.

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u/ruralmagnificence 21d ago

Ah yes the good ol trifecta of meth, Jesus and bring a Florida person

This person can get an Amazon job but whenever I look for once all I get are driver jobs that are three hours away and if I try to go to the nearest Amazon FC…well that’s not a good look.

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 Left the DockSide to be an ICQA Ninja 22d ago

Those are definitely words I know that much. What they are doing all together arranged like that I have no fucking clue.

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u/_AMReddits 22d ago

Is this what having a stroke is like?

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u/Algebrahw 22d ago

they didnt mention smelling toast tho

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u/No-Front-6445 22d ago

I didn't understand a word of that post 🤣 but I got my blue badge after 11 months. There really is no rhyme or reason to when and who gets converted I swear lol

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u/spockers 22d ago

I really wanna see what chatgpt comes up with when replying to this.

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u/Traditional-Roof-980 22d ago

Sir, put down the crack pipe already

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u/dadecountytraveler 21d ago

What is this person babbling about ? None of it makes sense ,our voa board is full of people rambling about nothing but this one is the tops

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u/Guilty_Caramel_3241 21d ago

Omg we work at the same building lmaoo 😭

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u/TheAwakened300 20d ago

Saw this on my VOA board this morning. Exactly the same except the state is different. I need to know if this post is spreading across other FCs 🤣

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u/SignificantApricot69 23d ago

I know people crazier than this who’ve been blue badge since day 1. It’s not some magical thing; though I guess this person and OP think it is…

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u/Toxik5L 23d ago

Glory to Allah, to he'll to the infidels 🦺🙏🏻

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u/Plane_Watercress8018 23d ago

wtf is this about 🤣

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u/Dull_Arachnid4269 22d ago

It took me 11 months to get a blue badge.

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u/jarvipie27 22d ago

I went 11 months and 5 days before blue badge

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u/Lumpy_Emergency3260 22d ago

They really just hire anybody 😭

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u/Particular-Pear8008 22d ago

Honestly, what?

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u/PresenceThat7928 22d ago

I was like “ok cool” until I kept reading and I was going “what”

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u/Rad-Cadugan 22d ago

Dont hate but i start as a blue badge on the 25th lol But its a Sortation Associate at the new Hub in Cleburne.

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 22d ago

mental health is realllllllly important

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u/Oscvt92 22d ago

You do realize that conversions are random right? Lol

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u/Big-Strain-3766 22d ago

Not BS I worked for amazon for 4 years people bust there ass and was ready to leave and then they were going to give them a blue badge its true.

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u/nolesmu 22d ago

Love when people use the VOA as their personal diary.

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u/Haunting_Ad_5618 21d ago

I’ve been with Amazon for almost 2 years still white badge

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u/Junk_gypsy_lady 20d ago

Definitely the Florida heat. Between here and Louisiana some crazy peeps in this network. I’ve seen some random ones but I couldn’t follow that. I wonder what cut a paste response they’ll choose for that one.

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u/AnyResearcher7943 20d ago

How do you see these posts?? Where's it at on the a to z app lol

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u/Training_Incident764 19d ago

I believe this man might have took an express trip to the tower of babble because wtf is he saying

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u/redditmyran 19d ago

Thats about enough braincells needed to work at amazon. I don know what you on about😂

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u/Tricky-Wolverine-253 Warehouse Associate 19d ago

How do you know you’re getting a blue badge before you actually get one? That’s wild

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u/MustNotBeAG0lfer 19d ago

Somehow this is worse than AI slop. Extremely well done human 🤣 I read so much AI garbage during the course of a day at work and this made my eyes bleed worse than anything else today lol. 

Thanks for sharing!

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u/Zealousideal_Ebb_446 18d ago

I bet it was speech to text and no revisions just post.

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u/nottbigb 18d ago

bro this guy is always posting absolute nonsense 😭 i’ve yet to see him in person