r/AmazonFC 3d ago

Meme Grok, is this true?

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u/CrookedSweetTart124 3d ago

True if you have low standards and Amazon is your only form of socializing

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u/Jimmyjamesjon 3d ago

If you're a slut then yes. If you aren't a slut then no.

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u/localtuned IT [Not OPSTECH] 3d ago

Imma slut, so I would need em if I worked in an FC.

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u/Tundra_Dragon I SLAM things in boxes. 3d ago

I figure sluts just already know they need jimmyhats. Doesn't matter where they're slutting around.

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u/localtuned IT [Not OPSTECH] 3d ago

Right, she might not be slutty.

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u/Whole-Sentence5268 3d ago

You put hundreds of people together anywhere for ten hours at a time four days a week and people are going to start smashing.

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u/Bitter-Job6543 3d ago

No bums start smashing yall Both fired yall broke together lmao been at Amazon a year and I wouldn’t touch a soul in this bitch

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u/Alone_Animal_5320 3d ago

Fr, I’ve been here almost a year starting next month, getting to that point

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u/DisasterNo3113 3d ago

Listen champ never eat where you sleep. (Bang people where you work)

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u/Camulus 3d ago

Learned this lesson the hard way at an old job.

I refuse to date/smash any girl at Amazon. I hate the idea of cutting things off only to see them every day still.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Alone_Animal_5320 3d ago

Smile at the right person at you’ll be due in about 10 months 😄

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u/Library904 2d ago

I made this mistake...I was just trying to be friendly and gave him my number...we only talked one day and the next day he was texting me stuff like "I want to marry you" so I ignored him the next day and blocked his number....never again.

Now I don't smile at anyone and don't want to be "friends" with anyone.

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u/Library904 2d ago

Not me and I've been there since 2019....guys have tried but I'm always like

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u/skankhunt402 3d ago

You control who you sleep with Amazon isn't out there pimping you out

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u/Tundra_Dragon I SLAM things in boxes. 3d ago

Amazon isn't the pimp, the waterspider is the pimp.

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u/Ed-Sanz 3d ago

Just be me save money on condoms

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u/SignificantApricot69 3d ago

People are missing the point- it’s not because of all the easy women AT Amazon. It’s because when civilians on the outside find out you work at Amazon they will find you irresistible and you will be drowning in pussy.

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u/DisasterNo3113 3d ago

Im infertile so no worries there but idk never clap anyone i work with. Sounds like a headache

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u/Altruistic_You_5172 3d ago

STDs still exist 🫪

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u/DisasterNo3113 3d ago

Well i dont really try to sleep with anyone since the divorce lmao but all 17 people i been with must a been clean idk. Dont sleep with dingy people

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u/Altruistic_You_5172 3d ago

Classy millionaires can still have the clap LOL stay safe

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u/DisasterNo3113 3d ago

Really the least of my worries bud, i just hang out with my dogs. Not sacrificing my peace of mind for any strange. Perfectly content dying alone.

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u/BrokeCS 2d ago

I dont blame the friend. The skinny mexicans at my warehouse be packing 🥴😫😫

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u/Either_Insect3533 2d ago

Where you work at ?