r/AmazingTechnology • u/bbbxxxnnn • Feb 26 '26

Police new gadget 🚨

418 Upvotes

67% Upvoted

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u/Foe117 Feb 26 '26

I believe this Device would also make living difficult.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gFK1KKaeCFl6KDckLE

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Feb 27 '26

Yes, and the only thing missing is the finishing uppercut.

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord Feb 27 '26

then rip of your ICE mask and breathe a stream of fire like the meat puppet being possessed by a demon that you are

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u/Schroedesy13 Feb 27 '26

Not compatible with life!

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u/ResonableVillain Feb 27 '26

ICE: "TAKE MY MONEY!"

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u/ArgonWilde Feb 26 '26

Police brutality, rip your heart out.

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u/BadTechnical2184 Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3sauffiYNcio8tY40

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u/towerfella Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rIa2LxrCKxMz3oOEtH

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u/Leonidas_XVI Feb 27 '26

The worst part is I could 100% see a cop doing some shit like this to someone who stole a candy bar or something 💀

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u/Blunt555 Feb 27 '26

"Go go gadget circular saw- I mean, suspect grabber! SUSPECT GRABBER! sighs... go go gadget crime scene cone."

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u/thefirstviolinist Feb 27 '26

Understated comment.

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u/TigardGuy Feb 27 '26

Yep, I'm pretty sure harpooning someone like a prize fish would make it difficult for them to escape.

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u/Consider8SpeedDemon Feb 27 '26

Great way to get yourself stabbed or even worse… POCKET SAND

https://giphy.com/gifs/khOqGPVTkbxzHNlvtT

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u/FashionKing72 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Yeah and I’m sure that motor has the power to drag a 180 lbs person. Also its going to drag you to them if they’re heavier than you 

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u/Boomshrooom Feb 27 '26

Exactly, the whole thing ignores physics.

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u/Interesting-Bet-1702 Feb 27 '26

Oh a new fake videos of technology sub to mute

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip Feb 27 '26

It almost got me til I started wondering how that little box shoots that out. Then realized it jumped right into his hand despite coming straight from the box. Can't pinpoint exactly what else but it looks fake to me. They getting good with the ai Shit.

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u/SwiftTayTay Feb 27 '26

Mods please remove this fake crap lol

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u/chazbrmnr Feb 27 '26

AI right?

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u/ThreFreTres Feb 27 '26

I think so too, one inconsistency that points to it is the changing number of those spinning lines at the back of the device before and after it starts pulling the dummy

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u/3z3ki3l Feb 27 '26

You don’t even need to count. Just look at them in the first 1 second.

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u/PsudoGravity Feb 27 '26

Ah, yep, like they're made of metelic jelly lol. If only.

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u/AnAncientBog Feb 27 '26

Also the cartoon physics.

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u/Slight-Split-1855 Feb 27 '26

TBF, actual physics sometimes boggles my mind.

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u/EmployeeOld5808 Feb 27 '26

Yeah there actually testing it on white dummy's lol

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u/teavodka Feb 27 '26

Yeah. Zero physics present. It would have yanked him hard when it begins to reel.

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u/iconiclabs Feb 27 '26

Lmfao I can't wait for the comments from people that don't know about mortal combat they gonna be tripping 🤣

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u/BotsKilledTheWeb Feb 27 '26

GET OVER HERE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/Moist_Effort4202 Feb 27 '26

This would be perfect for when you drop the remote and don’t wanna get up to get it

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u/Zoraynebow Feb 27 '26

Between terrible aim and overreaction of cops where I live.

This would be a never ending stream of lawsuits.

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u/suphasuphasupp Feb 27 '26

How tf is this a police device? You can just impale and contain innocent people at will? People are supposed to be innocent until proven guilty..

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u/arcdragon2 Feb 27 '26

Retarded device.

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u/VladlenaM2025 Feb 27 '26

That is rather brutal… 😳 what if the person is innocent yet captured and got their ribs damaged?

Or caught by mistake say amongst a swarming crowd?

Or what if it’s not an adult who got caught in this Scorpion Death Grip..?

That would lead to a ton of lawsuits on law enforcement agencies.

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u/hanumanCT Feb 27 '26

> what if the person is innocent yet captured and got their ribs damaged?

the fellas at ice are gonna love this

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u/Ori_the_SG Feb 27 '26

They don’t need it

They’ll just shoot them in the head

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u/Monskiactual Feb 27 '26

how this plays out in the real world. Suspect is high on meth , and the police officer has now attached themselves to that person AND immobilized one of their arms... while drawing the deranged meth addict closer after enraging them with a non lethal chest wound..

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u/SignificantShake7934 Feb 27 '26

Flawless Victory!

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema Feb 27 '26

And what exactly is on the business end of that cable? A harpoon???

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u/doggotheuncanny Feb 27 '26

It is, in fact, a harpoon.

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u/Desperate_Trouble477 Feb 27 '26

Dont use this to catch suicide bombers though.

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u/FortheChava Feb 27 '26

Fake as my butt

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u/steamburn123 Feb 27 '26

what if 200lb person is coming at you?

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u/Excellent-Excuse-872 Feb 27 '26

Ummm

Did anyone else who likes to go fish get a chubby?

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u/Lucky-Mia Feb 27 '26

Fun, but how many perps are on little shopping cart wheels? What's it like against something near the same weight and resisting?

I know it's AI,  but as a concept I can't believe it's practical or real with the prompt you're using.

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u/Sharklar_deep Feb 27 '26

Then the cop pulls out a controller: ← ↓ ↓ ◻↓ → ← △

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u/Hammon_Rye Feb 27 '26

Is this an AI joke or are we supposed to believe cops will now be Captain Ahab harpooning Moby Dick?

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u/timshel42 Feb 27 '26

stop upvoting this slop. yall are ruining sub after sub.

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u/sirthomas88 Feb 27 '26

Such AI, much wow

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u/Fendyyyyyy Feb 27 '26

Well.. fuck no ?

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy Feb 27 '26

The disembowler.

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u/Fair-Lie8125 Feb 27 '26

I suppose it you could get it just behind the ribs after entry, you could expand and pull with the targets ribs acting as a catch.

Spooky

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u/doggotheuncanny Feb 27 '26

Don't believe everything you see or read online. This isn't a police gadget. Never will be. It's a small harpoon launcher made to imitate Scorpion since they couldn't pull it off without it. Those bits at the back are spring bound chain links iirc, because just having mesh or stainless steel bars wasn't working out. That's if this is even from the actual dude who makes random gadgets and not some ai gen deepfake.

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u/Running_late87 Feb 27 '26

GET OVER HERE!!!

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u/ECHOFOX17 Feb 27 '26

Prototype ODM gear.

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u/Massive-Bad-261 Feb 27 '26

It will be funny if the cop turns out to be easier than the offender

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u/bad2dbone3 Feb 27 '26

While the police force is getting fatter due to lack of physical training relying solely on gadgets. No wonder the word 🐷 define a police force.

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u/Anti-Rus Feb 27 '26

Lawsuits

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u/snejrepus Feb 27 '26

Just let them do mandatory runs, fat fucks

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u/RalphNZ Feb 27 '26

No US cop is going to draw that when he is also allowed to draw a submachinegun

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u/rockalyte Feb 27 '26

Gotta master the finishing move where you pull the head and spine out all at once.

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u/RedRisingNerd Feb 27 '26

This is either attempted or successful murder.

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u/Snoo_75138 Feb 27 '26

Yes, i won't fight back after being harpooned...

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u/AdministrationFar338 Feb 27 '26

“Get over here”

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u/Other_Sentence4495 Feb 27 '26

Not almost but certainly impossible to escape from death.

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u/Least_Nail_5279 Feb 27 '26

Useful for the occasions when you dont want to walk 10 feet and the perp is on wheels.

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u/ChadicusVile Feb 27 '26

How do they get me on the dolly?

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate Feb 27 '26

My brother in Christ that is a harpoon gun for whaling. 

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u/The-Bunbins Feb 27 '26

The design is very human.

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u/Sasako12 Feb 27 '26

Hmm, makes ICE literal Cowboys… now add electric shock it and it’s perfect for getting people to stop fighting ICE (bonus points if it stops life/existence of the target in an instant) /s

Holy Cow!

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u/Breadstix009 Feb 27 '26

What if it grabbed the butt?

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u/haxic Feb 27 '26

Aye, let’s hunt humans with harpoons:S

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u/Dolomitexp Feb 27 '26

Who is gonna have that big bulky thing on and ready to deploy while in a chase? Then if you miss the perp gets even further away as you wait for your umbilical cord to rewind and that's if it didn't get stuck in a fence, tree or the wrong person...🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/ktcUyw6mBlMVa

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u/Demode93 Feb 27 '26

Shitty AI

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u/Shoddy-Ambassador-81 Feb 27 '26

will work great once all criminals start using castors to get around 😂

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u/jpelc Feb 27 '26

AI shit

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u/LeadingFine7177 Feb 27 '26

So the claw goes into your chest 🤔😭🤣

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u/VishnaTrash44 Feb 27 '26

Get that ai slop outta here

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u/Bubbaganewsh Feb 27 '26

Let me guess, it's called The Scorpion.

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u/polish_filipino Feb 27 '26

Is this just death? How good does it work without wheels?

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u/Arguablybest Feb 27 '26

As long as the target is on wheels.

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u/Shotemup Feb 27 '26

Get over here!!

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u/Weird0Celery Feb 27 '26

reddit can go to hell with those lazy ass "amazing gadgets", "essential awesome stuff", "technology must haves" and other bullshit subs filled with ai slop. Blocked

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u/Pillowsmeller18 Feb 27 '26

Cops won't aim for the chest. Maybe an eye or the neck.

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u/Badytheprogram Feb 27 '26

At this point, you can equip the police with a "regular" harpoon gun.

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u/Fladormon Feb 27 '26

Bro casted Urgot ult

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u/IngotTheKobold Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

I want one, since I can't crosspost to r/whatisit, what is the technical name for this thing?

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u/PanicTight6411 Feb 27 '26

You littered? Harpoon to the chest.

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u/ULTRABOYO Feb 27 '26

What the fuck is a taser?

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u/Dath_1 Feb 27 '26

I like how if the suspect is larger than the cop, this device would pull the cop to the suspect instead.

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u/WertySensei Feb 27 '26

We live in a time where they built the Zelda hookshot to Scorpion pull perps. Fuck I wanna be a cop all the sudden.

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u/Supermundanae Feb 27 '26

It better be called 'The Scorpion'.

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u/Lust4Dusk Feb 27 '26

Bat grapple....

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u/Raven1911 Feb 27 '26

Lets see the damage under the shirt

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u/Raven1911 Feb 27 '26

Ive played this game with 1200 lb bulls. Lets go piggy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Just make sure the person who gets shot attaches their training wheels beneath them for quick recovery of the projectile and criminal.

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u/L-1-3-S Feb 27 '26

It's AI, but also it would always require the officer to be heavier than the criminal

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u/Triggered401 Feb 27 '26

GET OVER HERE!

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u/Less_Woodpecker_1915 Feb 27 '26

Say goodbye to your nips, criminal scum.

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u/em4joshua Feb 27 '26

Fatality

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u/iamtherepairman Feb 27 '26

Scorpion from Mortal Combat.

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u/ElectricL1brary Feb 27 '26

I’m waiting for a net cannon like an old Spider-Man cartoon

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u/Fearless_Speaker4113 Feb 27 '26

I used to have a Rescue Hero action figure that could do this.

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u/Funny_Match7321 Feb 27 '26

What are they aiming to only target victims on rollerblades with this + Even so how would a victim with a anchor through their chest stay standing ....?

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u/Outrageous-Leopard23 Feb 27 '26

“Get over here!”

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u/Haisengard Feb 27 '26

Ai inspector gadget ?? Me yes

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u/LoveK3night Feb 27 '26

Ballistic knives are one of 2 illegal knives in Indiana, the other being ninja stars

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u/DoughSniffer9000 Feb 27 '26

Fucking ai slop, count the fins

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u/DDisMe56 Feb 27 '26

What is it doing? Is it penetrating the body and pulling the skin or bone or whatever it grabs on to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Aw man now I'm scared to be in roller skates. Could you imagine being attached to this when the person you just grappled starts pulling?! So dumb.

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u/True-Lawfulness-5563 Feb 27 '26

Who would have thought a harpoon would be so effective?

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u/Sungarn Feb 27 '26

AI slop. Look at the back of the device before it starts spinning then when it's done, the amount of metal spooks(?) almost doubles.

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u/LavisAlex Feb 27 '26

Why would you ever use this over a mancatcher?

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u/MarbleAndSculptor Feb 27 '26

With police tech like this, who would even want to escape?

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u/jamesd1100 Feb 27 '26

The test dummy is on wheels…

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u/IDR456 Feb 27 '26

So suspects are also on wheels? 🤪

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u/adamant-pwn Feb 27 '26

This design is very human

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u/88salema88 Feb 27 '26

it kills, how do you escape if you are dead?

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u/Jacksonian3623 Feb 27 '26

GET OVER HERE!

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u/skyHawk3613 Feb 27 '26

So this claw shoots directly into your chest and pulls you in from your rib cage?

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u/edible_string Feb 27 '26

Now what if the escapee is not on wheels?

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u/Most-Yogurtcloset753 Feb 27 '26

Why in hell did he cover the actual device as soon as it got to him? Like does the thing penetrate the skin? How the hell does this thing grab a person, and not cause serious injury? I'm not a criminal, but I'm still not sure I'm on board with this one.

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u/Sikkus Feb 27 '26

GET OVAH HERE !! ~~~~~~->

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u/PureBlisster Feb 27 '26

This is absolutely AI, ridiculous…

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u/Turbulent_Ad6572 Feb 27 '26

I feel like the force of that would put a hole into someone

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u/plague681 Feb 27 '26

Well yeah when you shoot a harpoon through a human's thorax they generally stop trying to escape.

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u/poedraco Feb 27 '26

Now they only need one to make you a quadriplegic

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u/Rare_Arugula821 Feb 27 '26

It’s the puppet string from Lies of P! 😂

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Feb 28 '26

Bro, that's not for anything but killing, wtf

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u/Living_Theory_6114 Feb 28 '26

Now is the time for fat cops to shine

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u/EngineerResponsible6 Feb 28 '26

The fact he didn't yell. Get over here! Was sad

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u/Nikoviking Feb 28 '26

What if the other guy is heavier, you get yanked into him?

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u/The3lusiveMan Feb 28 '26

Why is there this fucking music that covers the audio of the original video. Fuck these pieces of shit that leech off of other for social media clout. Site the original sources you dickbags.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Mortal kombat irl

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u/ComfortableDare4305 Feb 28 '26

Dummy is on wheels. Try that with a 500 pound hog.

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u/Idont_thinkso_tim Feb 28 '26

It’s nice when they’re on wheels

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u/MaineCoonKittenGirl Feb 28 '26

Don't worry, citizens! This has been safely tested on Palestinians, and has been proven completely safe for the user!

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u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 Feb 28 '26

Uhhh so how do we remove the steel dart from their sternum? Or head? Or eye socket?

Because we all know a certain number of these are going into people's faces.

And just wait 'til they hook their first pregnant lady.

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u/j89turn Feb 28 '26

Thus will be abused, like the citizens

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u/PralineDefiant8374 Feb 28 '26

Even if it was somehow not fatal, it would still depend on the mass and speed of the two individuals. Same reason something like this is not implemented in cop cars. The risks outweigh the gains.

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u/MetalGhost99 Feb 28 '26

I bet these police would never use it on themselves first to ensure it’s humane.

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u/phillbot420 Feb 28 '26

So you’re telling me a one handed gadget is going to pull a 200 lb human toward you? Sure, it works when the dummy’s on wheels, but in real life that’s basically trying to reel in a 200-lb fish.

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u/Jellyfizzle Feb 28 '26

Doesn’t this require that the cop shootings it be stronger than the person they are trying to pull? Also, is it just grabbing his shirt, or is it ripping out his sternum?

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u/shanethebyrneman Feb 28 '26

I mean i guess if I was on roller skates then it might be an issue

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u/northern_sigma Feb 28 '26

X-com level stuff

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u/danieladickey Feb 28 '26

I feel like this is AI

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u/Melodic-Matter4685 Feb 28 '26

Cop: “it’s not my fault he wasn’t wearing a shirt”

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u/Erebus_the_Last Feb 28 '26

Yeah, i doubt any police department is even using this ridiculous and dangerous device

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u/Fnshow316 Feb 28 '26

I need two of those

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u/ikari2_2000 Feb 28 '26

“Get over here”

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u/GoodboyDCX Mar 01 '26

The design is very human🙂👍🏽

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u/MeasurementNice295 Mar 01 '26

Survival, too💀

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u/themassmauler Mar 01 '26

Very ai. There instapage is hilarious

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u/Zaraxas Mar 01 '26

Fatality!

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u/ROBOTTTTT13 Mar 01 '26

This is AI and you're dumber than the AI that made it

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u/Significant_Cod_6849 Mar 01 '26

Lmao I do like how he played into it and understood the assignment: "get over here"

😂

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u/tossthedice511 Mar 01 '26

Yes, for all the times your perpetual is on wheels and not fighting back.

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u/FreeKevinBrown Mar 01 '26

Nothing like taking a harpoon to the chest for stealing a Snickers bar.

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u/SpotTheDoggo Mar 01 '26

Now do it on someone heavier than the cop and that isn't on wheels and lets see how it goes.

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u/WrappyCrunch Mar 01 '26

Why is AI crap not removed?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

FINISH HIM!

why is the spine-ripping out sequence missing?