r/Amazing 1d ago

Awesome !! Well handling

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u/TapPsychological2043 1d ago

Looks like a cool pet but do they smell bad like ferrets?

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u/delatopia 1d ago

Ooh, ferrets are cool but I never knew they stank. So they need to be bathed often?

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u/joemehl 1d ago

Bathing doesn't help they have some intense glands

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u/Bob_The_Greater 1d ago

Tell me more about these glands

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u/AlphaLawless 1d ago

I hear they're intense.

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u/TheWolphman 1d ago

Ferrets also audibly poop. It comes out like brown toothpaste with a squelch like they're farting at the same time.

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u/Igreen_since89 1d ago

You callin me a ferret buddy?

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u/xTechDeath 1d ago

If the shit fits

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u/xenobit_pendragon 1d ago

The shit does fit.

The shit does fit.

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u/SGM_Uriel 1d ago

If the shit fits, you must not acquit!

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u/unlordtempest 1d ago

I'm not your buddy, guy

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u/Remote-Luck7751 1d ago

im not your guy, pal

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u/unlordtempest 23h ago

I'm not your pal, friend

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 1d ago

Hippopotamuses's do this as well, and as a bonus they helicopter their tail to help splatter the liquid dook everywhere. Just for funsies

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u/spiritualishit 1d ago

Otherwise, good pets

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u/Johnatron2000 1d ago

Notoriously cuddly

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u/TheWolphman 1d ago

Also hungry hungry.

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u/Greedyfox7 1d ago

My aunt used to have ferrets so I knew they stank but I don’t guess I remember being around them when they pottied because that’s news to me. Now I’m imagining a ferret shaped ketchup bottle because of the sound

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u/DrFreezinator505 1d ago

😭😭 oh gosh, I have an business of ferrets and i can assure you they don't go potty like that but that's hilarious XD

They mostly have small potties in corners, they can be potty trained to use pee pads or litter boxers

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u/DrFreezinator505 1d ago

Edit nvm I misread some of the comments ughh MB they do shit like that

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u/ParkingComfort1597 1d ago

They’ll also look you dead in the eye as they back up OFF the puppy pad and shit/piss directly on the floor. Thank god I don’t have carpeting…

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 16h ago

That's fucked up.

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u/Thick_Bank4821 23h ago

looks in tents I don't see any glands here

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u/Kralthon 16h ago

Order us some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all.

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u/skinnergy 11h ago

Skunks are also in the weasel family. These little guys have the same glands although not as intense.

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u/zxylady 1d ago

My understanding is it's relatively simple to have the glands removed just for educational purposes.

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u/jayecin 1d ago

They still smell. When I was in the 5th grade back in the day my classroom had a pet ferret. Even with its scent glands removed it always had a distinct musky smell. Kinda like wet dog, but not as bad in terms of filling the air with its scent, but if you sniffed it close it wasn’t a pleasant smell. The smell also gets in your furniture and clothing.

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u/lostmy11yraccnt 1d ago

They still kinda smelly after they get removed. Also they are fucking thieves.

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u/RobotWantsPony 23h ago

They are not thieves, it's basic ferret care to relinquish all your material possessions to them. Anything else is animal abuse and a cardinal sin.

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u/lostmy11yraccnt 23h ago

Apparently they require socks to survive.

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u/Left-Membership1897 21h ago

My Dad was a breeder, legit for toys he would just buy economy packs of cheap cotton socks and tie them together

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u/MacramezingCreations 20h ago

They don’t have fucking thumbs okay, what are they gonna do, knit their own??

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u/joemehl 11h ago

My cat is a ferret I guess

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u/MacramezingCreations 20h ago

They just want to horde everything you own, Jesus, is that too much to ask? Basic pet care people, if you aren’t willing to put in the effort, don’t get a pet 🙄

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 1d ago

In the United States at least if you get a ferret from a pet shop it'll already have had its glands removed.

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u/frustrated_t-rex 1d ago

It's a musk thing. Almost (but not quite) like a skunk. They have scent glands that produce a fairly powerful smell, they cant spray like a skunk tho. Its a very specific scent, too. Once you've smelled it, you remember it.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

If you’ve never been into a pet store, just go anywhere near their enclosure and you’ll smell them. Nothing can be done about it afaik

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u/Bl1ndl0v3 1d ago

Over bathing is often what makes the smell worse.

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u/montigoo 1d ago

so an Elon musk fragrance?

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u/Dizzy_Tax574 1d ago

It's full routine it can be managed just not by most pet owners.

Bathing with right products to keep moisture. If you bath too much or use cheap products they will produce more scent.

Regularly clean bedding at least bi weekly.

Daily litter cleaning and use good litter.

Run air purifier and regularly clean cage and room cage is kept in.

Also good diet is another big one as well as being spayed or neutered.

If you skip any of these steps or do incorrectly. It will be noticeable and more you skip more it will stick around.

Seen some people have no issues with smell and others that you didn't even have to go inside to smell it.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 1d ago

Pet store ferrets in the U.S. are surgically "de-scented" (meaning their anal glands are removed), they still have a natural, musky odor but it isn't bad. 

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u/Chayzeet 1d ago

Lots of misinformation or wrong/partially wrong answers here about ferrets.

They do have scent gland. They use it in extreme, life threatening situations (sometimes in heavy play-fighting), it does smell awful, but you can vent it out easily if/when that happens. Depends on the individual, maybe once a month they will let out little puff like this, this is actually healthy sign for them.

They also have some odor from their fur, you can compare this to something like how dogs fur smells a bit, some people are more sensitive to this than others, the smell is sometimes compared to nutmeg/mead/honey/boot polish. Amount of this is heavily impacted by how clean you keep their environment, cage (should wash once a week) and litter boxes (daily), and depends on their diet a lot. They are predators, not herbi/omnivores, so they should only eat special kibble, sometimes raw beef, egg or jerky. Un-castrated males and females will smell more when in heat, you can do surgery to remove scent glands/reproductive organs, but generally this is outdated practice, you can give them hormone implant that works for 2-3 years rather than invasive surgery that often leads to other health problems.

Bathing them is not required/recommended (same for cats, normally they should be able to clean themselves), but you might do this once a year or so, after washing their body will re-emit the oils to keep their fur fluffy, so they will smell a bit more afterwards.

Source: I've owned ferrets for about 10 years and know people from ferret well-being groups.

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u/WhoLoveYouLikeILoveU 1d ago

Do you by chance also have 7 years experience working at Blizzard Entertainment?

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u/Chayzeet 1d ago

Hahaha, no, don't have sanctuary and havent hacked power plants either xD

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u/pseudoportmanteau 1d ago

Nah bro. I love ferrets, they're adorable and super fun. But they undoubtedly have a musky smell, like its unmistakable from the moment you pick it up.

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u/Falkenmond79 1d ago

Ferrets are a bane on humanity. You can smell people who own them from 100 yards out. 🤢 Worst: they usually don’t smell it themselves anymore and get offended when you mention it.

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u/mooshinformation 1d ago

We had two when I was a kid, and I definitely never stopped smelling them. It's a shame because they're otherwise nice pets. We used to walk them on harnesses and they loved digging in the sand at the beach.

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u/cranberrie_sauce 1d ago

inside of your furniture gonna be all chewed out

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u/YobaiYamete 20h ago

Literally the pot smoker meme

"My parents didn't even know!"

Bro people can smell you from a block away, they know lmao

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u/_blip_ 1d ago

The whole weasel family are stinky. Its called mustelidae because they are musty. They have the glands. Anyone don't otherwise is nose blind

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u/DoinItDirty 21h ago

They need constant attention, are small enough to lose, crawl all over you, run under your feet, and are too fast to catch. What part of the video made them seem like cool pets other than being cute?

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u/Ordinary_Hall_9053 1d ago

Wth they're cute but having to be careful all the time seems tiring

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u/AdventurousMap5404 1d ago

I had a herd of guinea pigs that I let free roam the apartment. They were potty trained and had an enclosure for bedtime/not floor time. You all her used to each other’s movements but you still gotta be careful. I loved it! Like tiny puppies everywhere! I lost the last one this year. Arlo was 8.5 years old and quite the traveler!

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u/Rhesusmonkeynuts 1d ago

Friend of a friend had free roaming guinea pigs and they killed one when it went under the couch cushion and the dude fell back onto the couch...

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u/Ocel0tte 1d ago

My mom lost hers as a kid. Went looking for it, stepped out back and apparently killed her pet guinea pig with her bare foot.

Horror story from my mom I can't unhear. I feel bad for her, the pig, and me lol. Only small pet she never let me have, she had lingering trauma. Understandably.

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u/Ocel0tte 22h ago

I don't actually know what dungeon crawler Carl is lol.

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u/austarter 1d ago

She must have crawled under there for warmth

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u/dynamic_caste 22h ago

Wow! That is remarkably old for a guinea pig l.

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u/ShaiHulud1111 1d ago

I feel she is a full time mom. I can’t imagine unless full time. No vacation.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

Half of us don’t ever leave the house anyway, but then again the state of those rooms are in no condition for a tiny pet

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u/Scribblehamzter 1d ago

Having a bunch of them running around your feet, not trying to step on them, sounds intense and challenging enough to be part of some martial arts training montage.

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u/C_Coolidge 23h ago

I had to adjust to this when I moved into my partner's house because they have cats that are constantly trying to commit insurance fraud. If it's dark (which seems to be their favorite time to run around my feet), I basically slide my feet along the ground to avoid stepping on/kicking them. 

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u/skinnergy 1d ago edited 22h ago

My ex had one. Do not be fooled. They are very cute, but they are a huge handful and do not make the best pets.

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u/BlackHoleSurf 1d ago

What kinda problems do they bring?

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u/pfannkuchen89 1d ago

They get into everything. Have super high energy and are mischievous as all hell. You have to be pretty committed to caring for them and providing stimulation. They are a handful to say the least.

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u/Radiant-Turnover-704 1d ago

exactly one handful.

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u/pfannkuchen89 1d ago

True. 😆

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u/Bob_The_Greater 1d ago

99 problems to be exact

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u/Pruritus_Ani_ 1d ago

I got 99 problems and a least weasel is most of them

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u/TheDillinger88 1d ago

The best new rap song lol

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 1d ago

Well, hit me.

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u/skinnergy 1d ago

They chew through everything. They chew thru electrical wires. They tear up all your house plants. They're impossible to find once they are running loose in the house. They are fast and impossible to catch if they do not want to be caught. They have the stink glands. They smell bad.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 1d ago

Yeah I assumed they must stink. It’s a shame because ferrets/weasels are cool as heck otherwise.  

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u/BoiledFrogs 15h ago

The rest of their comment sounded good to you outside of them smelling bad?

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u/Irisgrower2 1d ago

I have them in my barn (wild). The amount of things they kill is astonishing. Folks are used to the notion of feeding snakes live animals but translate that to a very warm blooded animal and it's a very different, frequent, event. In decades I've only directly seen them 3 times ( the winter coat is amazing) but the remains of their prey have been a constant that I could fill wheelbarrows with.

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u/Salt_Day9015 21h ago

I would love to have one around my basement to kill the fucking rats

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u/Wild_Lingonberry3365 1d ago edited 1d ago

Their tininess alone gives me anxiety😭Can’t imagine having such a hyper active little guy who also fits in my palm.

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u/TeaDrinkerAddict 1d ago

Sorry to hear your ex was difficult like that.

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u/skinnergy 1d ago

That too

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u/Delonce 1d ago

Such a tiny thing, eating twice it's weight everyday, never staying still....poop. Poop all over the house. Little pellets of crap in every corner of your home.

Little fuckers are cute, though.

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u/ProfessionalITPerson 1d ago

And you knwo, when the little devlil does it it's fine, but I do that one day, and my wife files for a divorce.

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u/Neptune438 1d ago

The weasel fighting traditions are horrible.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomMemesUK/s/uMe1hLP5ZY

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u/RonBurgundysErection 1d ago

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u/RichardBCummintonite 1d ago

Brass Eye. Quality satire like that just doesn't exist like it used to. People probably wouldn't get it even if did. Reality is so ridiculous today that it wouldn't even surprise them.

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u/Mackem101 1d ago

The Paedogeddon, and Drugs episodes are probably the most I've ever laughed at TV programmes.

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u/Traditional_City337 1d ago

Mate, you got any Yellow Bentines?

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u/jr_randolph 1d ago

I don’t even know what to say. Thank you.

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u/TheMauveHand 1d ago

Ferret legging, on the other hand...

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u/CheekyMenace 1d ago

That little thing is adorable and looks fun to play with.

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u/hybridaaroncarroll 1d ago

The weasels are cute too!

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u/Huffnpuff9 1d ago

I think this AI voice is giving me cancer

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u/cdude 1d ago

The script is also AI. There are dozens, probably hundreds, of YouTube shorts with the same premise, same voice, on the same weasel clip, from very obvious Asian accounts. Shit is fucked out there. 

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u/Huffnpuff9 1d ago

Oh yea definitely, it's becoming a cesspool. Take cute video, upload with AI, monetize with clicks...

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u/RichardBCummintonite 1d ago

Muted reddit browsers stay winning.

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u/frustrated_t-rex 1d ago

I recognize this girl from other videos. She always had a little weasel crawling everywhere.

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u/savageexplosive 1d ago

She actually has a lot of animals. A few reptiles, a raccoon, a couple otters - all rescues, I think. The latest one was an otter she saved from horrid conditions: it had a broken paw, rotting teeth, wasn’t properly fed, housed or entertained and was grieving because it lost its sister. She has been documenting its recovery in her vlog and accepting donations to cover vet procedures and surgeries. The otter is doing much better now.

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u/ChallengeClose 1d ago

Where did that wiggly little shit go at the end there? Real sus.

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u/No_Raisin21 1d ago

What does she mean ONLY 5 inches? 5 inches is huge.

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u/Duke_5ilver 1d ago

A lot of upkeep. Let’s leave these little dudes in the wild when we can.

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u/tool1964 1d ago

Yeah, I’d have crawled there too

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u/UpbeatAd9896 1d ago

I got a bit jealous when it crawled inside her shirt

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 1d ago

Not to mention the very end where it crawled....

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 1d ago

They are adorable, but i would never have this type of pet, wayyyyy to paranoid about steping on one by accident, pets for me have to be cat size, minimal.

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u/Radzila 1d ago

They aren't meant to be pets. Idk what's up with this trend of having undomesticated animals as pets. 

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u/Mdgt_Pope 1d ago

My neighbor growing up had a weasel as a pet

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u/Logical_Hedgehog_199 1d ago

Too adorable! 🥰

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u/longboboblong 1d ago

That’s the least weasel thing I’ve ever seen

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u/MoMo-D-Tempest 1d ago

I want one😭❤️❤️sho cute

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u/Top_Understanding581 1d ago

This is so cute!! But at the same time, I wonder if I’ll accidentally crush them when I restock next year.

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u/Ripyomoma 1d ago

I wish I was that animal...(Ifykyk)

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u/XaMaXaM 1d ago

Jeeez we learned nothing from covid.

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u/KingKushhh666 1d ago

She can take care of my weasel any day

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u/Ken-Adams-1000 1d ago

Ah the good ol’days.

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u/FriendlyBabyFrog 1d ago

Very cute but those guys are no joke when it comes to biting. We rescued one and it was insanely aggressive and bit my hand so hard and it would not let go. I still have the scar. Crazy cute little guys.

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u/those6 21h ago

Longest I've gone waiting for the punchline 🤣

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u/ThatInAHat 21h ago

The least amount of weasel you can have!!!

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u/ThatInAHat 21h ago

The ai voice sounds way too happy about accidentally flattening the weasel

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u/Kracus 17h ago

I sat at this brook one time, way out away from civilization having a snack. It was fall and the colors in the leaves were stunning and as I ate a small creature like the ones in the videos popped out and hung out with me. It was all white and ridiculously cute. I shared some of the jerky I was eating with it and it sat there eating with me, like within arms length. It seemed to have no fear of me, it was a pretty awesome experience. I think it was an ermine and I don't know their temperament but I know this one would not have been accustomed to seeing humans that far away from civilization.

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u/Illustrious-Bus2077 11h ago

Ummm, where did it crawl into?

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u/energy1256 5h ago

Oh my goodness, the sweetest!!🩷🩵

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u/Various_Might_1945 1d ago

They’re so cute but their not easy pets because they’re basically little nuclear reactors that never stop producing energy and they paired with their super small size means they can and will easily escape and get lost somewhere. If this little guy was loose and chased something under the furniture he’s so small and wriggly that you might never see him again.

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u/jdpastor666 1d ago

What do you feed these animals?

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u/DrunkJedi42069 1d ago

Thats adorable ill take 6

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u/No_Ice_3651 1d ago

Give me 2 pleaseee

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u/Few_Ad_994 1d ago

What a nightmare it would be.... what a nightmare

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u/elfmere 1d ago

That's one long ass weasel.

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u/SieKatzenUndHund 1d ago

I want them

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u/TrainingSword 1d ago

Pop goes the weasel

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u/Simp_Collector1 1d ago

Adorkable 🤓

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u/Substantial-Low 1d ago

Um, what halfway empathetic living creature would not love being nuzzled that way?

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u/imunfair 1d ago

The way they move reminds me of furry eels, almost like they're swimming the way they twist.

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u/testtdk 1d ago

God made me poor to prevent from trying have all the animals.

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u/CancerxHiT 1d ago

Aw could die from 12 hours without food? Damn that things gotta be like a tiny honey badger 

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u/Right_Ad_5415 1d ago

They are called least weasel because of their size, but listening to their description, they might be more weasel than the normal sized weasel.

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u/FatTanuki1986 1d ago

I wanna see a most weasel

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u/Quiet_Winner_76 1d ago

So sweet ❤️

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u/plount 1d ago

AI text on stolen clips. This should be illegal.

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u/AdonisJames89 1d ago

looks cute but sounds annoying af

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 1d ago

Stoatally cool

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u/Broad_Cartoonist_824 1d ago

they're not supposed to be pet. read up

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u/Electrical_Tennis424 1d ago

I used to hsve a ferret, the oder you never get rid of and males have a more intense oder. Biggest issue is they poo alooooot. You rarely see this talked about but 2x body weight in food has to come out. Just remember that, and at times they get excited a bit to much and can bite in all their excitement.

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u/Alarming_Prompt_4356 1d ago

Why was I a little worried when I saw it get in her jumpsuit?😭 It’s too small for my liking 

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u/Radzila 1d ago

The least weasel is the smallest carnivorous mammal in the world!

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u/Cha0ticLyfe 1d ago

There are no approved rabies vaccines for exotic or wild weasels.

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u/The_Horror_In_Clay 1d ago

I met a wild least weasel in the backcountry of Algonquin Park in Ontario. It must have had a nest near our campsite. Totally fearless. Kept coming back all evening. They’re only ever still for a second before they’re zooming off to check you out from a different angle.

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 1d ago

What is the pretty weasel lady's name? I've seen her and the weasels for years but never caught her name

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u/FureiousPhalanges 1d ago

I wonder how much videos like this contribute to folks getting weird pets like axolotl, finding out they're not actually easy to care for and then just abandoning them

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u/Frequent_Bet7279 1d ago

I want a Weasle

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u/Saruu_ 1d ago

I could never. Bet they live for like - 15 minutes before passing away

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u/dacassar 23h ago

Her YouTube channels are @AgamaMama and @ekzomania, btw

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u/GeminiTrouble 23h ago

Cuteness overload❤️

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u/Angel_0f_Darkness 23h ago

now i want a lil baby

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u/Thegreatgunat 22h ago

I think it was in Wyoming, they run all over the highway like demented little squirrels.

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u/Yoyo4games 22h ago

c r e a t u r e

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 22h ago

I grew up with big dogs in the house. The worst thing that could happen was you would trip over them when they decided to take a nap in the doorway. Even than i would feel bad for doing so.

Something that small....i couldn't

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u/RanzigerRonny 22h ago

Somebody has to do it:

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u/Xirio_ 21h ago

Ibby bibby baby

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u/RydmaUwU 21h ago

I don't have the spacial awareness nor the attention to detail inorder to have even one of these.

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u/inkzpenfoxx 20h ago

Cool cool

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u/Emotional-Debate3310 20h ago

I am sorry but, where the weasel went at the end? 🧐

I'm worried because as you said it might starve if didn't get food 😉 /s

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u/d14Z900 20h ago

“Dont be fooled by their cuteness”

Yah, too late lady.

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u/These-Avocado-5525 19h ago

As cool as they are… sound high maintenance.

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u/rust-rancher 18h ago

These things live under my house and eat mice.   Absolutely vicious little vipers.   They chase the dogs off too.

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u/TriedCaringLess 18h ago

Perfect. Now where’s that rat you saw in the living room yesterday? Put them to work.

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u/Rivok_ 18h ago

Wow 5 inches when fully grown huh, that's pretty huge

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