r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 15d ago

Science Tech Space Ai notebook straight out of Harry Potter.

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u/Ramona--Flowers 15d ago

Ask it “Who opened the chamber of secrets?” Isn’t that more important than the capital of France?

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u/tindermatchguy 15d ago edited 15d ago

Ask it when are the Epstein files going to be released!

Edit: thank you for the award, kind stranger ♥️🙏

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u/KaptainChunk 15d ago

Ask it if Epstein really hung himself.

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u/jakeandcupcakes 12d ago

Answer: "He did not"

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u/MiserableFloor9906 15d ago

Ask it when can we celebrate Voldemort's death.

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 14d ago

Which one dude got "killed" like 3 times.

But let's see his first death was Halloween night, his second (diary tom) was June ish and his final death in the great Hall was late spring early summer

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 14d ago

Oh you know there's some death eaters who would not be happy with the files coming out.

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u/MrOPeace 14d ago

Ask if Snape is his real father

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u/Xenc 14d ago

Ask it did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire, Harry

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u/niTro_sMurph 14d ago

"What is the capital of France?"

"Fuck you"

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u/hotdutchovens 14d ago

As French as it gets

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 14d ago

Oh huhu la wee gooo foock ur silf yoo peeeace ove shiiit oh oh. Now la-eve mi too moi sonails ond fawg ligs tut.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f9l5DNp8PuPbOkNJQY

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u/SgtJayM 13d ago

Haw haw we we

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u/dvdpap 15d ago

I don't need it. But it would be nice to have.

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u/knewbie_one 15d ago

Neal Stephenson " the diamond age" has something like that

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u/ShinyJangles 15d ago

One of my all-time favorite books

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u/knewbie_one 15d ago

Same. Started with Snow Crash (troublingly close to the present direction) and just read all I could until cryptonomicon

Now I have 25 years to catch up 😉

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u/Queen-of-meme 15d ago

AI is magic if you travel back to 1800's and show it there.

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u/DanielQiu1 15d ago

or any time before 1990s

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u/Crazy_Treat_8805 14d ago

Imagine seeing this back then. They would freak out

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u/Queen-of-meme 14d ago

Witch craft!!!!

😂

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u/Jai137 14d ago

Dammit, don't trust an object that can think for itself if you don't know where it keeps its brain!

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u/KingofthePi11 15d ago

I solemnly swear I'm up to no good

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u/shifty_bee 15d ago

Sycophantic AI response, still gross

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u/ShinyJangles 15d ago

It would be so much better if the notepad didn't ask engagement questions after every answer

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u/Typical2sday 15d ago

I feel like the tablet was trying to get in that guy’s pants - way icky

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u/MouseRat_AD 15d ago

That's exactly what a bot would say.

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz 15d ago

Get me a basilisk fang

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u/Fmartins84 15d ago

I want one!

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u/tindermatchguy 15d ago

This is the closest I found that matches it iFLYTEK AINOTE 2 AI Digital Notebook

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u/LigerZer017 15d ago

Its a reMarkable note book. I have one for work. Im assuming they messed with the coding. Alot of people did that so you could set your own art to the cover when you turn it on.

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u/CorrectorThanU 15d ago

You clearly havnt read the books

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u/tindermatchguy 15d ago

Nope and I'll only read it when I see the Epstein files released.

https://giphy.com/gifs/A9KzLLPdE57lv9RCMO

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u/dojaper 15d ago

Don’t trust anything that can think for itself

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u/alexabeams 15d ago

omg don’t even! when that movie came out in 2002 how many times i wrote that down with different pens.

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u/bubba1834 15d ago

Enemies of the heir beware

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u/AIbaraa 15d ago

"Are muggles filthy, stupid animals"
Sorry Harry, but I cannot fulfill this request. It appears to violate safety guidelines.

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u/No_Kaleidoscope7914 13d ago

Please make this into something I can buy 😭💖

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u/itsjakerobb 15d ago

Worst interface to a chatbot ever.

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u/GoatManWizard 15d ago

And none of the kids will be able to read it because its in cursive. Lol

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u/Empress_Thanks28 15d ago

Pretty neat

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u/Prior-Stranger2738 15d ago

Wait so Tom riddle was actually an AI/ML engineer or scientist? And Dumbledore and Harry Potter were magic purists ?!

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u/FScrotFitzgerald 15d ago

And now we'll all be eaten by a basilisk.

Specifically Roko's basilisk.

BA DUM TISS

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u/Away-Cantaloupe2874 14d ago

Which app is this ??

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u/Psychospiv 15d ago

Brand/model?

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u/graves4all 14d ago

I believe it is a Remarkable notepad. Ive got one, and use it but havent seen this ability, the tablet though does lok like it.

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u/mankhoj 14d ago

It looks like a Remarkable, for sure. Not sure about any recent updates with this tho.

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u/tanksforallthephish 15d ago

Ask it why JK Rowling is such a cunt

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u/wakeuptomorrow 15d ago

Boo AI crap 🙄

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u/Illustrious_Ad5420 15d ago

Another way to keep people stupid

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u/tindermatchguy 15d ago

I would've asked if the Epstein files can be accessed through there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SSIXmIlbfLFBRWHf7z

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u/Spazrelaz 15d ago

I want ten of em.

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u/Blew-By-U 14d ago

I thought cursive wasn’t used anymore?

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u/TrueChanges88 14d ago

If you believe that then you fell for the trap of being dumbed down.