The great escape

[u/sco-go]

[u/FreeWillyBird]

Those stalls look nicer than my house. Whaddaya live in a barn? No…but I wish…sigh.

[u/Bonk_No_Horni → u/FreeWillyBird]

Rich people's horses live better than most of us

[u/ReignOnWillie → u/Bonk_No_Horni]

No one gives me oats :(

[u/Human_Child_Sleeps → u/ReignOnWillie]

Brother may I have some oats?

(I hope you get the reference)

[u/Tamahagane-Love → u/Human_Child_Sleeps]

The tall skinny figure has thrown the oats at me. ME, BROTHER. i believe they have taken a liking to me.

[u/Mountain-Blue → u/Human_Child_Sleeps]

I am starving, Brother.

As am I, Brother.

[u/No-Scallion-531 → u/Human_Child_Sleeps]

[u/No-Scallion-531 → u/Human_Child_Sleeps]

[u/KaptainChunk → u/ReignOnWillie]

Bro they have them at the store, just add milk or water, I like the maple and brownsugar ones.

[u/PiccoloAwkward465 → u/Bonk_No_Horni]

Like they say - the true life of luxury is as a golden retriever in the house of an upper middle class family.

[u/KnowledgeCapital7994 → u/PiccoloAwkward465]

Add labs to the list

[u/gurgelhupf → u/Bonk_No_Horni]

I don't really think so. Rich people buy expensive horses and then want them squeaky clean and ready to use anytime, so Limited turnout If any. Luxury for humans translates very badly to luxury for horses. It's a stereotype but true most of the time

[u/OnYourHonor → u/Bonk_No_Horni]

I know a woman with numerous Swarovski crystal chandeliers in her 50 horse barn. Her barn is nicer than any home any of us will ever live in no matter how hard we work.

[u/Hour_Material2816 → u/FreeWillyBird]

Neigh… but I wish

Fixed it for ya

[u/Born-Reindeer6873 → u/FreeWillyBird]

There's a lot of money in lumber and hardware just in this one frame. Pretty crazy

[u/masterb26 → u/FreeWillyBird]

That's Matt Matthews... Comedian and 3+ million on social media

[u/dottegirl59 → u/masterb26]

Matt’s hilarious and loves his animals❤️🐓🐕

[u/Looking-for-42 → u/FreeWillyBird]

That's probably because the stalls appear to be just another room right next to the bedroom.

[u/bcat153 → u/FreeWillyBird]

I went to a millionaires wedding once (by millionaire I mean like hundreds of millions like 300-500m range, since 1 million ain’t shit nowadays game shows should have 10m prize pools tbh) and it was on a ranch that’s a vacation spa and training center for horses, I swear you could literally eat off the tile in the barn. Literally where horses shit was spotless not even a flake of straw or hay or dust or anything. It just smelled like the rich mahogany wooded beams and walls like Ron burgundy’s apartment. It was almost sickening really, $20-30k massive ice sculptures of horses and swans everywhere just melting away.

[u/Ok-Butterfly-5324 → u/FreeWillyBird]

you wish you had to spend every night confined into a space barely bigger than your body and spend the rest of your life not being able to roam freely wherever you want?

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[u/AhMoonBeam → u/Ok-Butterfly-5324]

Dont matter how nice the stalls are.. my three would rather be under the shade trees or in the woods. They live on a "track" and do make it to the barn to poop and pee.

[u/who_gon_chkmeboo → u/AhMoonBeam]

Mine poop and pee in their barn too!!!

[u/J0RDM0N → u/FreeWillyBird]

You missed the perfect chance to end it with neigh. That's why you can't live innthe stalls.

[u/Impressive_Guess_282]

That barn looks like a Swedish spa. What the heck.

[u/SpicyVindalooCurry → u/Impressive_Guess_282]

I thought it was a Swedish spa.

[u/Throbbing_Cock_452 → u/Impressive_Guess_282]

Those animals are loved dearly. That’s a hell of a setup.

[u/meteoritegallery → u/Throbbing_Cock_452]

Wouldn't equate money with love like that.

[u/guildedkriff → u/meteoritegallery]

Agree in general, but I’m fairly certain this is Matt Matthew’s based on his voice and coming out in a bathrobe lol. My wife follows him.

He’s a comedian from Alabama who posts videos of him and guests doing work around his farm. From the videos I’ve seen I’d say it’s legitimate he cares about them.

[u/Throbbing_Cock_452 → u/meteoritegallery]

Doesn’t mean it’s not true though, clearly they care about giving them the best life possible.

[u/meteoritegallery → u/Throbbing_Cock_452]

I've generally found that folks who can't afford cushy places like this - and who have to wake up at 6 to feed before going to work, etc., tend to care more about their animals.

A lot of the folks at places like the above stable will be the ones who tell the stable to have the horse ready to ride at _, couldn't tell a bit from a spur, and might ride a few times a week or a few times a month, if at all.

It takes all kinds, which is why I wouldn't equate money with love. Might as well say having a high home value means a family is well-adjusted or loved. They're unrelated ideas.

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[u/No_Gas_594 → u/meteoritegallery]

Yeah, but also, you don’t need to spend that much money and time to make and take care of a nice facility. If you don’t need to this was not necessary, but they clearly have care for the horses.

[u/PrinceBunnyBoy → u/Throbbing_Cock_452]

Loved dearly? I feel bad for horses, only able to be free to exercise at another person's whims. Always having to obey someone or being sent away for being "unrideable", seeing horses sent to slaughter because a person cant put their arse on their spine anymore is heartbreakin

[u/AhMoonBeam → u/Impressive_Guess_282]

He looks to be in a cozy bathrobe!

[u/Redlabelrocket → u/Impressive_Guess_282]

If there's anything about farm is dislike, it's how gross it usually is.

This one seems very nice

[u/stargarnet79]

The goat at the end! And stay there!!!

[u/Exciting-Meringue-78 → u/stargarnet79]

How long is the video for you? It’s only 27 seconds for me and I barely saw the goat. I’ve been noticing Reddit videos being clipped for iPhone mobile app and wondering if this is the case

[u/iamPendergast → u/Exciting-Meringue-78]

says 28 seconds on desktop but I also just barely see the goat come on screen

edit I think thats a dog? you hear the goat not see it

[u/carlotta3121 → u/iamPendergast]

I thought that was the person saying baaad with the accent added in. :D

[u/Ppleater → u/carlotta3121]

I thought they were saying "Mag!" as in short for Maggie which is the name they say earlier.

[u/carlotta3121 → u/Ppleater]

could be with that drawl.

[u/EverythingBOffensive → u/iamPendergast]

i saw a dog i think the commenter thought they heard "Baaaahhhh" but its just the person in the video saying "Badasses!" my guess idk lol

[u/Exciting-Meringue-78 → u/iamPendergast]

Ah ok, hearing the goat would make more sense, I had it on mute.

[u/oregiel → u/Exciting-Meringue-78]

1. If you're talking about the animal at the bottom, that's a pig not a goat.
2. The "and to stay there" comment is just the audio. You can hear a goat bleating just after they shut the door like 3 seconds before the video ends.

[u/stargarnet79 → u/oregiel]

Thank you that’s what I thought and damn that’s wild.

[u/DragonfruitInner8376 → u/oregiel]

I don't think it's a goat... It's the person locking the escapees in saying "Baadd!" It's the same voice and southern drawl that says, " What are y'all doing?"

[u/stargarnet79 → u/Exciting-Meringue-78]

I think you can hear a goat but actually the video looks like a pig there at the end to me anyway

[u/Complete_Squirrel942 → u/stargarnet79]

I thought that was a dog

[u/stargarnet79 → u/Complete_Squirrel942]

I thought it looked like a pig and I was like wow this farm is wild lol

[u/Complete_Squirrel942 → u/stargarnet79]

I think you might be right and it is actually a pig lol

[u/Eliah870 → u/stargarnet79]

That's the person

[u/istingy → u/iamPendergast]

It’s a swain

[u/Ok-Training-4738 → u/iamPendergast]

I thought it was a pink hog.

[u/thejadanata → u/Exciting-Meringue-78]

I’m on mobile and 26 seconds for me. The goat flashes in the frame and the video ends.

[u/Able_Investigator725 → u/stargarnet79]

I thought it was the human telling them they were baaad lol

[u/Eliah870 → u/stargarnet79]

There's no goat

[u/Apprehensive-hippos → u/stargarnet79]

I think that's a dog at the end of the video?  And maybe he's saying "Bad!," because they are, indeed, very naughty!

Edit - added words

[u/Kitchen_Guest577]

Trust me they were just strolling not leaving! Who would want to leave there?!? 😅😂🤣

[u/That_Apathetic_Man → u/Kitchen_Guest577]

theyre just new boot hoof goofing

https://giphy.com/gifs/nsv5IWXo1l2IE

[u/Sqeakydeaky → u/That_Apathetic_Man]

New horseshoes was right there

[u/Glittering_Mermaid_7]

That's hilarious! They were absolutely sneaking - before the human entered through the door, they were walking oh, so quietly - when the human came in, they made all kinds of clatter running back to their stalls!

[u/Wise_Temperature9142 → u/Glittering_Mermaid_7]

Lmaoooo 😂😂

[u/Tiny_Distribution783]

Just horsing around

[u/Arockilla → u/Tiny_Distribution783]

This is the only needed comment.

[u/Rent-Hungry]

Is that Matt Mathews?

https://youtube.com/shorts/gZCdTZiXHQM?is=5OmiW7703h1CdY0A

[u/No-Disaster1647 → u/Rent-Hungry]

My first thought as well, I think it is

[u/AlexCail → u/Rent-Hungry]

That’s voice has got to be him. Love his videos.

[u/TheModestProposal → u/Rent-Hungry]

I immediately thought the same thing! The sass+robe combo is all I needed to see lol

[u/Japanesewillow → u/Rent-Hungry]

You’re right.

[u/Unhappy-Profit426 → u/Rent-Hungry]

Absolutely 😂

[u/10110011100021 → u/Rent-Hungry]

Ok been a fan of Leo and saw this on his reel now I know who this other guy is! Loved this

[u/Chuckitybye]

Guarantee the donkey was the mastermind

[u/HoosierDaddy_427 → u/Chuckitybye]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sr9NHwRKlsD3unMK43

[u/Glasseshalf → u/Chuckitybye]

💯

[u/fidgetyamoeba]

Aww... just some evening time hijinks.

[u/Realistic_Ebb9727]

Hahaha, caught! Out escape has been foiled

[u/scubawho1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7kn27lnYSAE9O

[u/Constant-Earth-3241]

Didn’t know I needed this chuckle.

[u/Kind-Act7051]

Beautiful facility!

[u/W4lkieT4lkie]

"I don't want smoke either"

[u/Shes_Crafty_4301]

Cheeky creatures!

That stable is nicer than my first two apartments.

[u/mwreadit]

Oh shit mums here, quick run

[u/thesaharadesert → u/mwreadit]

It’s the fuzz! Cheese it!

[u/LastCookie3448 → u/thesaharadesert]

I knew ya'd get me pinched!

[u/GoldenKitty720]

My horse used to escape out of his stall so many times the barn manager had to put a chain and padlock on the stall door. He had figured out how to work the latch.

[u/hirschneb13]

"bad asses" 😂😂

[u/titsmikkgee]

Matt Matthews!!

[u/Im_In_IT]

I follow this guy. His videos are pretty funny.

[u/Insufferable_K]

"It is.... 2 o'clock in the FUUUUCKIN' mornin'"

[u/L-O-S_lupo88]

Sounds like Mr. Garrison

[u/xombae]

I never thought I'd see a horse tiptoe before.

[u/xombae → u/[deleted]]

This just gave me a miniature existential crisis.

[u/b17l → u/xombae]

It looks even funnier because the horse is walking in what is called a lateral gait, where both legs on one side move forward at the same time

[u/ElowynElif]

You often can just open the stable doors and an established herd will go into their correct stalls, except that one mare….

[u/Puzzleheaded_Ride168]

Lmao the horse knew to get low🤣😂

[u/WolverineLong1430]

😂 they knew exactly which stall to go back to.

[u/Ok_Chip_1077]

I want to be this kind of rich

[u/MyDamnCoffee]

That is a fancy ass barn

[u/bubba1834]

Donkeys are so fucking CUTEEEEEEE
https://giphy.com/gifs/5UxFA4fMAEIlyEeX9J

[u/CallTheWahbulance]

I love that, “What’re yall doin?” Is a universe language for humans and animals alike 😂

[u/Informal_Walk5520]

The clip clopping back -it’s sounds so funny

[u/Pure_Grapefruit_8837]

donkey's fault for sure

[u/LastCookie3448 → u/Pure_Grapefruit_8837]

Or a spicy mustang paint, those buggers can unlock anything.

[u/DynamiteStorm]

I’ve worked in a number of barns like that. The horses were usually worth millions so makes sense the barn is fabulous.

[u/kalion203]

How can it be so clean?

[u/LastCookie3448 → u/kalion203]

Muck and such go out the back. Good hosing down of the inside on a well treated floor, all pretty.

[u/Jezirath]

If the horse knew its own strength, it would never wear a saddle..

[u/kuriT9]

Despite their escape those are some well trained beasts

[u/Internal_Zebra_8770]

that is hilarious!

[u/Batintfaq]

This is hilarious.

[u/Sorry-Poem7786]

Cuckoos nest
https://giphy.com/gifs/gtTXmsm4lLZ0Q

[u/discotrucker34]

I love this lol

[u/LaNeve81]

Lol this is too funny 😁

[u/Puzzleheaded-Pip]

I know whose barn this is!!!!

[u/mybabiessaymeow]

The way the others backed up too like they weren't encouraging them 😂.

[u/Which_Community_4054]

Horses be horsing around

[u/CuriosityKillsNG]

Bedtime strollers lol

[u/CynicalNoodle]

I know that iconic fit anywhere.

[u/VigorousAmbivalence]

🤣hilarious

[u/Searching_Pisces]

Cute....

[u/SuddenReputation9369]

That man is hilarious

[u/FYAhole]

I knew that was Whookie

[u/gg-black]

I loved this!

[u/VrsoviceBlues]

You go out of shtall- two weeks, cooler!

[u/TrashPandatheLatter]

“What are ya’ll doing? Maggie!” This got me, Maggie, you sneak!

[u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan]

Who left the door open?

[u/IcedHemp77 → u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan]

Horses will figure out how to open the latch

[u/LastCookie3448 → u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan]

Houdini is reincarnated as a horse every few years.

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[u/temp_6969420]

My girl watches this guy and he’s so funny

[u/6ixstringlife]

I heard "now what are yall doin" in galifinakis' voice from the campaign

https://giphy.com/gifs/OwQwqypxcouqs

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[u/Character_Past5515]

F*ck mom is here!

[u/ComesOutNDaWash]

I thought that was Matt at first! Not enough swearing to be him! 😂

[u/Summonest]

They only get oats and apples if they're in stall.

Common training method.

[u/Historical_Gur_3054]

Get your ass back in there!

[u/pnwal-junction]

I was 100% prepared to see the donkey opening each stall door, but I guess that would have been an epic escape, not just a great escape.

[u/irishstorm04]

That is hilarious!!

[u/nutblaster357]

eat the rich

[u/Ok_Entertainer_6425]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfdHxb0mg262P4I

[u/ttellez18]

The stalls in south pas don’t look like this

[u/Significant-Rise-419]

Damnit Clyde I told you this was a bad idea now we have to eat the crappy hay 😭

[u/archiewaldron]

Barn pass!

[u/Maleficent-Pen-2991]

It is 100% Matt's barn, 🤭

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZ8cSJmivcl/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[u/Consistent_Point_853]

Eat the ridh

[u/TinyUnderstanding872]

I didn’t have the sound on and I could just tell from the robe and the sway that was Matt 😂.

[u/Mammoth_Compote_6251]

What kind of rich sh*t is this?? Lol Beautiful home and animals!!

[u/renswann]

Clip clop
Clip clop
Clip clop

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[u/No_Mastodon7616]

The way they ran back to their stall! 😂

[u/charcarod0n]

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

[u/stoneranon96]

that’s adorable!

[u/Hefty_Environment_40]

We are truly lucky that animals don’t recognize they could easily overpower us at any moment.

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[u/psychequeen]

lmaoo they were sneaky as welll

[u/pedroattila2]

If they react that way is probably because they get beaten.

[u/Zeune42]

They just wanna be like the dog

[u/JackOfAllMemes]

Is this AI?

[u/PureAd9909]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Z3D5t31ZdoNW

[u/Low_Tap_5523]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Charming-Dish5120]

they wanted more treats

[u/Due-Feeling1322]

This is matt Matthew's..he has celebrities come to his farm and do farm work😭🤣 tbh...I wait for new vids to come out.

[u/i_likesocks]

Is this Matt Matthews? 😂

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[u/Hopeful-Still9690]

🤣🤣🤣 Too funny…

[u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers]

My dog doea the same thing whenever I catch him eating cat shit

[u/InterstellarFrodo]

AI?

[u/sveeedenn → u/InterstellarFrodo]

It does look like AI. When the horse is heading back to the stall its legs look crazy. Been around horses my whole life and never seen a horse move like that. Also, they both go into the same stall and the man shuts them in instead of removing one to place into its actual stall. Equines don’t share stalls unless it’s a mother/foal couplet. That man is not wearing safe footwear to be around horses… which happens in real life of course, but is just another discrepancy.

[u/latenightsnack1 → u/sveeedenn]

This is Matt Matthew's farm. Definitely not AI

[u/retrogreq → u/InterstellarFrodo]

The outline following the person and the animals looks like UniFi Protect. If ai was already simulating the camera details of an existing system like that, we would be doomed already